by joePA | January 6, 2010 - 9:44am | 0 comments - 1126 reads
[inline:dex]Oscar Wilde once asked asked if life imitated art or art imitated life. The aphorism continues to baffle both writers, Hollywood directors, actors, and liberal arts students. Porn, on the other hand, seems to have the ability to transcend these weighty philosophical discussions and imitate both. An illuminating example is the adult entertainment industry's infamous habit of creating spoofs of blockbuster movies. Timeless novelty titles such as "In Diana Jones", "Star Whores," "Dial M for Missionary," "When Harry Ate Sally," and "Edward Penishands," take a cinematic experience to an X-rated -- albeit somewhat trashy -- new level. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, than a provocative porn parody with an ingenious title may be the ultimate barometer for measuring whether or not something has truly made a blip on the zeitgeist.
That said, you can imagine our excitement when we found out a production company called Zero Tolerance Entertainment is spoofing MTV's "Jersey Shore" as a spicy skin flick. In the spirit of seeing a bogus J-Woww get J-Wowwed, we rounded up 40 of the greatest television porn parodies ever produced. The genre has exploded in the last few years, so we included their non-nude, yet kinda, sorta NSFW YouTube trailers, if we could find one, as well as their delightfully cheesy taglines, if we could find one. One last note: we were surprised at how uncreative some of the names are. For every "Twin Cheeks" there's a "The Office -- An XXX Parody." (What, was "The Orifice" already taken?)
40. "Dexxxter"Year: 2009
Tagline: "Join sex crime investigator Dexxxter Whoregan as she investigates some of Miami's sexiest and raunchiest cases."
39. "This Ain't The Partridge Family"Year: 2009
Tagline: "Come on, get happy with one of America's favorite TV families gone hardcore!"
38. "Everybody Loves Lucy"Year: 2009
Tagline: "Lucy... you've got some splainin' to do!"
37. "Not Bewitched -- An XXX Parody"Year: 2008
Tagline: "Nosewigglin' witches looking better than ever."
36. "TMSleaze"Year: 2009
Tagline: "An XXX Parody of the popular television show -- TMZ"
35. "30 Rock: An XXX Parody"Year: 2009
Tagline: "A side-splitting and pussy-pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV."
34. "Smeers"Year: 1992
Tagline: "Come, where everybody knows your name..."
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33. "Twin Cheeks"Year: 1990
Tagline: "The residents of Twin Cheeks would like to invite you to spend the weekend... but they're in jail."
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32. "Friends" -- An XXX ParodyYear: 2009
Tagline: "These friends love to score."
31. "Quantum Deep"Year: 1993
Tagline: "Take an erotic trip through time."
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