Who Would You Rather? - Vomit In Your Mouth Edition

Tonight is a huge night for boozing and all around awful decisions. At midnight if you hadn't scooped a beauty or brought a girlfriend with you, chances are youll kiss just about anything that waddles across your inebriated path. Face facts, not everyone gets the gorgeous girl and sometimes you have to be the one to jump on the grenade and go hogging for the night. So for our last Who Would You Rather? of 2009, we are putting a metaphorical gun to your head and asking you to answer a completely uncalled for question. Since we began posing these questions a few months ago, we have spoiled you with fantasies of women you will certainly never do more than whack-off too. Now, on the eve of the new year, we want you to choose between two bulbous broads with underachieving thyroids and a lust for foods made from straight lard.

Keep in mind that I could have picked far worse women to choose from (See: The Snapple Lady and Rosie ODonnell) but I figured I would pick two bimbos who might look halfway fuckable if they collectively lost 2 to 3 metric tons.

So Bros, I ask you this: Who would you rather, Queen Latifah or Kirstie Alley? Sound off in the comments.