by AG | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 1:12pm | 34 comments - 366 reads
Editor's Note: This is a new regular feature where we pose hypothetical questions for everyone to weigh in on in the comments. Today, another edition of Who Would You Rather Bang? Have a good one to suggest? Email us at contact@brobible.com.
Would you rather bang...
Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, or Joanna Krupa?
Sound Off in the comments...
Comments
this is a question that no one should ever be burdened to answer
Is there really a point in choosing? It's the holidays were all inclusive. I pick all of them. Preferably all at once.
seriously, how the fuck are u suppose to choose from four of the hottest chicks in the world.
Alright so Joanna has the assets...but Gisele is gorgeous.
Final decision on strictly slamming terms would have to be Joanna.
its gotta be between bar and joanna
You are a horrible person for posing question. Cruel and unusual punishment Mr. AG.
Frankly, I am appalled at your request to decide between these four females in this juxtaposition. To even begin to wrap my brain around this task is unfathomable, shame on you.
completely unfair...i'd say it's between bar and joanna, but i can't just choose someone over giselle. these are four angels, and you're an asshole, AG.
This is pretty much a rhetorical question.
Ha cruel question. If you ever have to make that decision.....Cheers to you!!!
if brooklyn's box was a cottage, I would surely rent it for the summer
giselle is the main reason why i wish i was tom brady
theres no way any human can choose between them. four perfect women? and ill give props to the bro who was the privilege to even be able to choose.
go ahead and throw marisa miller in there while youre at it
go ahead and throw marisa miller in there while youre at it
fucked up question but decker
brook decker
hahahahaha, thought I might get this kind of reaction out of this one. the correct answer is of course "yes," but suck it up and choose one. who would you want waiting under your tree in nothing but a big red bow on Christmas morning? (Or in the case of Bar, to spin your dreidel)? Choose wisely, everyone, and enjoy your holidays...
e: all of the above
i have to go with bar because she is pretty like gisele but has the body like joanna
brooklyn decker for sure
andy roddick is the luckiest man on earth
Krupa all the way
Bar for sure
You guys are forgetting that Giselle is married to Tom Brady. Not saying that I am against Tom Brady in any way shape or form, but let's be real, fucking Tom Brady's wife would be pretty fucking unreal.
Giselle's pooper is damn near perfect. I give her the nod.
bar.
Decker, royal flush.
1. Krupa (she raised the bar on hotness when she cursed T.O. sideways)
2. Bar - A super close second...
3. Gisele - She'd be number one, but she's popped out a rugrat now. The package is never quite the same after that.
4. Brooklyn - Don't get me wrong. She is hot, but she has a slight masculine look to her. She looks like she has a hint of testosterone in her system or heroin, can't tell which. That makes her an easy number 4.
Number 2, Bar
its a toss up between gisele and bar
Bar.
i'm also going with bar rafaeli based on this video:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/02/bar-refaeli-naked-on-a-be_n_224...
1. Brooklyn Decker: Pretty much every time.
2. Giselle Bundchen: She gets the nod because I want to film myself doing atrocious things to her and then send it to Brady.
3. Bar Rafaeli: Honestly I think she is somewhat hotter than Bundchen but without the added bonus of helping me fulfill my quest to watch Tom Brady cry like a bitch.
4. Joanna Krupa: Don't know much about her, she's hot but not really on the same level as these other three.
I would totally go with Bar Rafaeli. She is cute.
Neither. Physical features are nothing compared to attraction of the heart.
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