Dear Bros and Broettes (yeah, I just went all 'Jersey Shore' on your asses),

If you are in college this is the time of year when you must put everything else aside and concentrate on the most important part of the school year. No, not finals. I'm not your fucking mother; I couldn't give less than a shit if you flunked every last class you take. But what I do give a shit about is helping everyone have the best Spring Break possible. And with March rearing its gorgeous head, now is the ideal time for you and your posse to start booking your trips.

This year, thanks to the gracious folks over at STS Travel, some of the BroBible gang that you know and love -- including yours truly -- is going on Spring Break. Although we have not set our dates yet (likely the first or second week of March), we have picked our destination. After hours of arduous deliberation, we have decided that Acapulco will be our city of sin, and we want all of our faithful readers there with us to drink irrational amounts of booze, have sex with anything that looks in our general directions, and not regret any of it. (Unless, of course, you bring home Swine Flu or Montezuma's Revenge, although since you won't be drinking any water the entire week so probably have nothing to worry about.)

While in Acapulco, we will be throwing daytime contests at the pool, handing out loads of free swag, conducting hostile takeovers at many of the clubs and bars at night, and crowning the Ultimate Bro of Spring Break, complete with lots of great prizes.

So check out the BroBible page on STS; we are offering packages to Jamaica, Cancun, Panama City, and our destination of choice, Acapulco. Talk to your Bros, figure out your plans, and start booking. Also, if you book through our page on STS, every member of your group will receive a free BroBible T-shirt and a Shotgun tool.

Let the games begin,
Waffles