Editor's Note: This is a new weekly feature where we pose two hypothetical questions for everyone to weigh in on in the comments: Who Would You Rather Bang? and What Would You Rather Get? (or something in the same ballpark). Have a good one to suggest? Email us at contact@brobible.com.
Who Would You Rather Bang...

Emmanuelle Chriqui or Minka Kelly?
Let us know in the comments. After the jump, What Would You Rather Get...
What Would You Rather Get?
A dry hand job from a chick or a blow job where the chick stops in the middle and blue balls you?
Let us know in the comments.





































Comments
I would not mind taking either of these broads out for a nice drive after an evening of drinking..
And handjob by a landslide. Like getting jacked off by the undead.
Fucking genius column:
Minka Kelly all day and dry HJ as long as I have permission to nut anywhere
Sloan is mighty fine but Minka Kelly is so luscious.
Also, I'd rather give myself a hand job, very few girls know how to do it correct.
chirqui. better body. equally hot face.
i'll take the blue ball blower. use it as leverage for future encounters.
Minka Kelly without question, and Id take accept the blues if she was willing watch me finish the job myself, for a future reference of course
Minka Kelly by a slight margin
Does mutual masterbation count instead?
SLOAN.... all day everyday.
SloooOOOOOaann
Sloan and a dry handy
Sloan and a dry handy
Sloan and the bj
Sloan and i'll take the tug.
i would cream in sloan. that girl is my number 2, only after kate beckinsale in the movie Click
minka and the hand
Sloan and i'll take the tug.
Sloan with the half blowie. But there a twist; when she finishes I rip open her blouse and hand release on her tits as she sings the national anthem.
Sloan, and the beej. the only hand job that I ever enjoyed I paid for.
sloan all day, everyday.
Sloan for sure, blow job, but bust in her face because she stops, if possible
AMEN BENGALDOM. Kate Beckinsale in Click hands down my #1. I'd take Sloan with the handy, then I'll take her dad's money.
Sloan + Blowie
Then again, I don't think a half blowjob exists, the minute either one of them touched me I'd explode
Minka Kelly and the bj...but next time she gives me a bj Im shooting an 8 roper in her eye
Layla and the inept HJ if I could unload on her
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