Help Save the Town of Greenwich's Christmas

by Bro Me the Money | November 24, 2009 at 3:07 p.m.
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I am writing to you in dire need of your support. Greenwich, Conn., a hotbed bro community, has become so poverty stricken that it cannot afford an adequate Christmas light display this year after only raising $30,000. In order to pull off light spectacles comparable to years past, we need another $30,000 of support, otherwise we risk losing our reputation as one of the sweetest places around. I know money is always tight around the holidays, but please consider the joy you will be bringing to a town that is only looking for another $30,000 for Christmas lights.

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THE HOLIDAYS

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by Vincent Van Brogh | November 24, 2009 at 3:20 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Ha that would literally be the day. Sucks to live there, maybe Mr. scrooge will get your family a holiday turkey so you don't starve

by BRO WET COCK | November 24, 2009 at 3:35 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Yea im dying to fork over money for Greenwich CTs light show.........Oh wait only 30gs.....Get the fuck outta here with this what a dreamer

by Kareem Abdul Brobar | November 24, 2009 at 3:47 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Awwww poor Greenwich, welcome to life outside of the Greenwich bubble.

by macabro | November 24, 2009 at 4:00 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Let's waste another 30 g's on lights that will use for only a month of the year if that. I think not.

by ididyermominthebutt | November 24, 2009 at 4:32 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

greenwich = place in between me and pocho on sundays.

by goldstandard | November 24, 2009 at 4:36 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

if Greenwich is so "poverty stricken" why the fuck are you asking for 30k for christmas lights? if you're living in poverty you think you're going to give a shit about christmas lights?

by Beermonster | November 24, 2009 at 5:23 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I would pay 30 grand just so all the chaunceberries in greenwich could have no christmas lights at all.

by Beermonster | November 24, 2009 at 5:24 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I would pay 30 grand just so all the chaunceberries in greenwich could have no christmas lights at all.

by joeBROin | November 24, 2009 at 5:35 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

what an asshole

by AG | November 24, 2009 at 5:45 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

i think it would be a travesty if the top half of the Ave was all lit up but not the bottom half. especially with the new Apple store and Ralph Lauren just opened.

by Slash | November 24, 2009 at 5:48 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

30K is a lot of money?

by Jeezy's Paying Lebron | November 24, 2009 at 5:49 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Shout out to Garden Catering! If you don't know, get familiar!

by Anonymous | November 24, 2009 at 6:06 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

You fucking retards clearly missed the joke...

by Bill BrO'Reilly | November 24, 2009 at 10:38 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

ahahah

by whey brotein | November 25, 2009 at 12:03 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

tough break for greenwich holiday light enthusiasts.... recession hit hard

by Anonymous | November 25, 2009 at 5:02 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

did madoff manage the town money too?

by Bronan the Brobarian | November 25, 2009 at 10:23 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

This is a fuckin joke right?

by Anonymous | November 25, 2009 at 5:09 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

guys greenwhich is no joke, i met this one kid who gained 20 pounds over the summer for football! he also blackouts all the time doing monsters..

by Brewdewski mybrewsker | November 25, 2009 at 9:46 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

i have a really good friend from greenwhich, hes a damn good kid. his flow is maraculous by the way

by brewdewski mybrewsker | November 25, 2009 at 9:46 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

and by the way, milford sucks dick. they do have a dank mall though

by brewdewski mybrewsker | November 25, 2009 at 9:49 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

but i hate my life, i'm trying to cut weight for wrestling and my girlfriend won't touch my dick.. god i hate milford

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