Help Save the Town of Greenwich’s Christmas
by Bro Me the Money | November 24, 2009 - 11:07am | 21 comments - 25 reads
[inline:asda]I am writing to you in dire need of your support. Greenwich, Conn., a hotbed bro community, has become so poverty stricken that it cannot afford an adequate Christmas light display this year after only raising $30,000. In order to pull off light spectacles comparable to years past, we need another $30,000 of support, otherwise we risk losing our reputation as one of the sweetest places around. I know money is always tight around the holidays, but please consider the joy you will be bringing to a town that is only looking for another $30,000 for Christmas lights.
Ha that would literally be the day. Sucks to live there, maybe Mr. scrooge will get your family a holiday turkey so you don’t starve
Yea im dying to fork over money for Greenwich CTs light show…......Oh wait only 30gs…..Get the fuck outta here with this what a dreamer
Awwww poor Greenwich, welcome to life outside of the Greenwich bubble.
Let’s waste another 30 g’s on lights that will use for only a month of the year if that. I think not.
greenwich = place in between me and pocho on sundays.
if Greenwich is so “poverty stricken” why the fuck are you asking for 30k for christmas lights? if you’re living in poverty you think you’re going to give a shit about christmas lights?
I would pay 30 grand just so all the chaunceberries in greenwich could have no christmas lights at all.
I would pay 30 grand just so all the chaunceberries in greenwich could have no christmas lights at all.
what an asshole
i think it would be a travesty if the top half of the Ave was all lit up but not the bottom half. especially with the new Apple store and Ralph Lauren just opened.
30K is a lot of money?
Shout out to Garden Catering! If you don’t know, get familiar!
You fucking retards clearly missed the joke…
ahahah
tough break for greenwich holiday light enthusiasts…. recession hit hard
did madoff manage the town money too?
This is a fuckin joke right?
guys greenwhich is no joke, i met this one kid who gained 20 pounds over the summer for football! he also blackouts all the time doing monsters..
i have a really good friend from greenwhich, hes a damn good kid. his flow is maraculous by the way
and by the way, milford sucks dick. they do have a dank mall though
but i hate my life, i’m trying to cut weight for wrestling and my girlfriend won’t touch my dick.. god i hate milford