25 Mimic-Worthy Mustaches for Movember

by Waffles McButter | November 20, 2009 - 8:59am | 8 comments - 44 reads

What would Movember be with out a list of some famous men who have sacrificed their upper lips to look like total badasses? Well, I guess it would be a Movember with out a list of famous badasses... Anyway, these men, out of fame, have probably given more mustache rides than you or I can even conceive. They have done the mustache world proud, unlike some fuck faces that make me sick (See: Dr. Phil and Geraldo Rivera) and today we want to honor them. If you can't grow a mustache like these suave gents, don't try because not every man was meant to wield a 'stache and not every 'stache was meant to wield a man. The woman who serves me breakfast each morning is a true testament to that statement. She has a sick 'stache year round and if I had a picture of her, she would take her rightful place on this list. Now feast your eyes on the dusters below. [inline:ditka] Mike Ditka

[inline:elliot] Sam Elliot [inline:sellek] Tom Sellek [inline:carl] Carl Weathers [inline:dennis] Dennis Eckersley [inline:cheech] Cheech Marin [inline:zappa] Frank Zappa [inline:wil] Wilfred Brimley [inline:burt] Burt Reynolds [inline:ratz] John Ratzenberger [inline:roundtree] Richard Roundtree [inline:parros] George Parros [inline:dale] Dale Earnhardt [inline:mattingly] Don Mattingly [inline:giambi] Jason Giambi [inline:namath] Joe Namath [inline:ron] Ron Jeremy [inline:teutel] Paul Teutel [inline:yosamm] Yosemite Sam [inline:ferrel] Ron Burgundy [inline:goos] Goose Gossage [inline:richard] Richard Pryor [inline:ted] Ted Nugent [inline:rollie] Rollie Fingers [inline:slaughter] Sergeant Slaughter (Not the Iron Sheik. Fuck that son of a bitch)

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Posted by Kosher Kawk on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 9:54am

I agree with breakfast serving woman. She’s got a commanding femstache that exudes confidence. Especially when she winks as she hands me my egg sangwich, which she never forgets to add the chiptole tabasco sauce to.

Posted by from BrOSTON on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:07am

Didn’t Wilfred Brimley get Diabetes from all of the excess sugar his mustache was holding?

Posted by joePA on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:11am

lanny mcdonald?
http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/2009/lanny_mcdonald_bio_book.jpg

Posted by Dope Boy Fresh on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:23am

John Oates?

http://meggan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc20953ef00e5537e68e08833-pi

Posted by DOC4L on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 1:03pm

Duane Allman?
http://redeyedflight.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/classic3allmanbrothers_l.jpg

Connects to side burns.

Posted by ben_roethlisbroger on Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 8:58pm

No Dave Wannstedt? Leaving him off the lists invalidates the whole thing!
http://tinyurl.com/yg6dgg8