25 Mimic-Worthy Mustaches for Movember

by Waffles McButter | November 20, 2009 at 12:59 p.m.
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What would Movember be with out a list of some famous men who have sacrificed their upper lips to look like total badasses? Well, I guess it would be a Movember with out a list of famous badasses... Anyway, these men, out of fame, have probably given more mustache rides than you or I can even conceive. They have done the mustache world proud, unlike some fuck faces that make me sick (See: Dr. Phil and Geraldo Rivera) and today we want to honor them.

If you can't grow a mustache like these suave gents, don't try because not every man was meant to wield a 'stache and not every 'stache was meant to wield a man. The woman who serves me breakfast each morning is a true testament to that statement. She has a sick 'stache year round and if I had a picture of her, she would take her rightful place on this list. Now feast your eyes on the dusters below.

Mike Ditka

Sam Elliot

Tom Sellek

Carl Weathers

Dennis Eckersley

Cheech Marin

Frank Zappa

Wilfred Brimley

Burt Reynolds

John Ratzenberger

Richard Roundtree

George Parros

Dale Earnhardt

Don Mattingly

Jason Giambi

Joe Namath

Ron Jeremy

Paul Teutel

Yosemite Sam

Ron Burgundy

Goose Gossage

Richard Pryor

Ted Nugent

Rollie Fingers

Sergeant Slaughter (Not the Iron Sheik. Fuck that son of a bitch)

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by cohenhead | November 20, 2009 at 1:54 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I agree with breakfast serving woman. She's got a commanding femstache that exudes confidence. Especially when she winks as she hands me my egg sangwich, which she never forgets to add the chiptole tabasco sauce to.

by Kosher Kawk | November 20, 2009 at 2:07 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Didn't Wilfred Brimley get Diabetes from all of the excess sugar his mustache was holding?

by brorannosaurus | November 20, 2009 at 3:11 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

lanny mcdonald?
http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/2009/lanny_mcdonald_bio_book.jpg

by joePA | November 20, 2009 at 3:23 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

John Oates?

http://meggan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc20953ef00e5537e68e08833-pi

by DOC4L | November 20, 2009 at 5:03 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Duane Allman?
http://redeyedflight.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/classic3allmanbrothers_l.jpg

Connects to side burns.

by Quasimofo | November 22, 2009 at 12:58 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

No Dave Wannstedt? Leaving him off the lists invalidates the whole thing!
[url]http://tinyurl.com/yg6dgg8[/url]

by Anonymous | November 22, 2009 at 1:38 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Seth Bullock?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Seth_Bullock.gif

by joePA | November 23, 2009 at 3:04 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

General Lew Wallace?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LewWallace.jpeg

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