Bro or Not Bro? Eating Pizza With a Knife and Fork
by Chef Evan | November 16, 2009 - 9:50am | 12 comments - 14 readsEating pizza with utensils other than your five fingers is most definitely not bro. Men eat with their hands because getting dirty is okay in the eyes of our bros. There's a reason why the phrase "finger-lickin'" was coined. This is why sports in the mud and hallway slip and slides are fun as hell. Some of our most delicious foods are eaten with only the use of our phalanges. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, monster burritos, or anything fried that will give you a serious case of heartburn and/or the runs are all traditional guy foods meant to be consumed in the company of our closest bros on chay-day. Though pussyfooting a slice with your mom's finest silver is decidedly not bro, there is one exception: Chicago style. Those diabetic Midwesterners sure do know how to craft a pan-pie and kudos to the dude who can dominate a Chicago slice with just his hands. The Windy City's deep dish slice is so thick, the knife and fork are acceptable, lest we get elbow deep in marinara. Disagree? Sound Off with your bro-pinions in the Comments below.
Cool story you dust. Why would you bother writing that story? You sound like a douchebag. Congrats
Hahahaha! Yes, MucknGrind, I can’t agree more. Another fine breakdown by Chef Evan. What are you doing next week? “Is giving a dude a rim job with maple syrup bro of not bro?”
I wish I understood why Chef Evan has his own section on this website…
Hahahaha! Yes, MucknGrind, I can’t agree more. Another fine breakdown by Chef Evan. What are you doing next week? “Is giving a dude a rim job with maple syrup bro of not bro?”
wow.great article
You answered your own question before you even finished posting it. I’m going to eat my fucking pizza how ever I please ill get some fucking chop sticks to spite you.
next week on bro or not bro: is moving to massachusetts and marrying a dude bro or not bro?
i dont understand why chef evan keeps on asking these retarded questions. next week he’ll probably ask if giving out blowjobs to dudes is more bro then taking it in the ass from some bear
Couldnt have said it any better. However I do believe there are certain circumstances it is acceptable to blot the grease. When you pick up a slice and 90 percent of the cheese falls off because there is enough grease to float a battleship it is acceptable to blot.
Bro or not bro: faggots hating on comment boards about a funny article?
Bro or not bro: Raw dogging Stevey’s mom ad busting a nut on her tits?
Thats pretty bro, just ask Stevey’s mom