Laxers Join in on the November Mustache Madness
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I hope this November has been a memorable one. As you've been cruising your respective campuses, you may have noticed something peculiar in the air. Not the fluctuating temperatures. Nor is it the warm kiss of swine influenza. Its been high levels of pure man. The November mustache effort has been previously discussed within the walls of the Brommunity, but I wanted to further praise the facial gifts from lacrosse teams around the country. Teams have been growing out the facial flow as a means to fundraise for prostate cancer, something all bros will need to deal with down the line.

The effort has been spear-headed by University of Virginia stand-out Ken Clausen (pictured above); obviously, I dont think you want to disappoint Ken, the only man to choke out the wild in an unaired episode of "Man vs. Wild." Along with Ken, you can find All-American talent helping out the cause from all of the teams listed below. There are 17 participating teams raising money by gaining sponsorships for their mustaches. There have been some outstanding mustaches, most of which I have yet to see.

Were asking that you guys send in photos of your November mustaches to BroBible via contact@brobible.com so you can maximize your marketing and share your awesomeness with the rest of the Brommunity. I know these staches are coming in all sorts of shapes, sizes, and colors. Even the ginger folk are growing flame-throwing hairs, so lets see them, guys. And may I suggest you acquire a mustache comb immediately, a classy touch second only to the pocket watch.

I can attest for the Bros at Gettysburg College; the art growing on their faces undoubtedly heightens prostate cancer awareness and the need for preventive measures that keep hands on the proper side of the body. Their social lives have blossomed, as townies and freshman girls alike are eager to discuss their grill tickler. The Gettysburg Bullets have raised the most funds, with the University of Virginia just behind. The aggregate results has been over $15,000 pledged, which will help smart people figure out how to keep our butts healthy.

On top of feeling good about doing something beneficial for the society we take so much from, the mustaches are killer in any kind of social atmosphere. You can stroll into a labor union meeting or swing down to the nightly Pedophile Anonymousness meeting; either way, you're golden. I know many teams reserve the mustache effort for spring break during Pro Lax Season Part 1, when there aren't any respectable opinions left on campus and you're free to express yourself through your stache, a vest, and perhaps some tight sweat pants, but this is a great reason to duplicate the effort. There's no better excuse to indulge in the lost collegiate pastime of having a sick mustache and fighting the good fight against cancer. Anyone can sponsor a mustache and help out.

Check out all the good stuff at: Stashmadness.org. These are the 17 teams upstaging the Village People:
  • Fans of Brown Men's Lacrosse
  • Bryant University
  • Fans of Geneseo Lacrosse
  • Fans of Gettysburg Men's Lacrosse
  • Hofstra Lacrosse
  • Fans of Maryland Lacrosse
  • North Carolina
  • Fans of Princeton Men's Lacrosse
  • Fans of Quinnipiac Men's Lacrosse
  • Robert Morris
  • Fans of University of Texas Club Lacrosse
  • Team Tejas
  • Towson University Tigers
  • US Lacrosse
  • Fans of Virginia Men's Lacrosse
  • Wake Forest Club Lacrosse
  • Fans of Yale Men's Lacrosse

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by Anonymous | November 16, 2009 at 4:12 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Ahh, the fans of Texas Club Lacrosse. What a noticeable bunch

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