Vagina Restoration Surgery All the Rage in the U.K.
by Waffles McButter | November 13, 2009 - 8:10am | 4 comments - 24 readsAccording to the article though, more and more women are getting Labioplastys (as the procedure is known) performed and for a multitude of reasons: "women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of sexual partners." Douglas McGeorge, the former president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, or as I like to call them the Cunt Restoration Society, explained the procedure in his own eloquent words, "Essentially this is just about removing a bit of loose flesh, leaving behind an elegant-looking labia with minimum scarring. The procedure won't interfere with sexual function." Another cosmetic surgeon, Angelica Kavouni, won't fix every woman that walks through her doors, only those whose crown jewel has been completely tarnished. "I have seen women who I have sent away because I don't think they have a problem, but for women with serious hypertrophy -- when the tissue is dark and hangs down -- there is a simple way to deal with it. The feedback I receive is very positive indeed." On behalf of BroBible and the Brommunity, I'd like to say that we stand behind the Cunt Restoration Society and all its future endeavors.
Thank you Mr. McButter for yet another thoroughly entertaining article. I too am in favor of the Cunt Restoration Society.
That is great news! I being an older bro have also seen a fair share of wizard sleeves in my day. Let’s look into finding a way to turn that extra flesh into a banging set of chesticles while we are at it.
I’m going to include this as a requirement in my prenup
anonymous has it spot on