Rejoice my brothers, rejoice! Reports out of the U.K. are saying the perfect vagina is just a few very dangerous nips and tucks away. What does that mean for you? Your days of eating loose-meat sandos are soon to be over. From now on it's filet mignon every night!

For those of us who are out of high school and even college for that matter, this comes as a refreshing bit of news because most of us aged Bros have seen a vagina lose its elasticity. I, for one, miss the days where a girl's junk could take a beating and return to form. But, like an old pair of swim trunks, after one too many uses the elastic fades and sloppiness settles in. Hell, I have seen some real mangled shit in my day. I once bedded this cougar and no lie, her vajayjay was so disfigured that it looked like a goddamn nuclear testing site. I had to sodomize her out of pure necessity.

According to the article though, more and more women are getting Labioplastys (as the procedure is known) performed and for a multitude of reasons: "women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of sexual partners."

Douglas McGeorge, the former president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, or as I like to call them the Cunt Restoration Society, explained the procedure in his own eloquent words, "Essentially this is just about removing a bit of loose flesh, leaving behind an elegant-looking labia with minimum scarring. The procedure won't interfere with sexual function."

Another cosmetic surgeon, Angelica Kavouni, won't fix every woman that walks through her doors, only those whose crown jewel has been completely tarnished. "I have seen women who I have sent away because I don't think they have a problem, but for women with serious hypertrophy -- when the tissue is dark and hangs down -- there is a simple way to deal with it. The feedback I receive is very positive indeed."

On behalf of BroBible and the Brommunity, I'd like to say that we stand behind the Cunt Restoration Society and all its future endeavors.