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Waffles,

First of all, I love what you have to say, you're the insight of a generation. That being said, I figured you were the best person to come to with an issue. My bros and I have been going head-to-head for a week about what is less bro: grilling box or fucking her up the butt. I think it's pretty obvious but I figured if anyone could clear this up, it had to be you.

Keep it sticky,
Tony Hawk Bro Skater

Dearest Bro,

Consider the following:

You just got done fucking a chick in the ass. What do you do now? Ill tell you what you do, you wash your dick and take a piss in her kitchen sink and then you go back to your frat or apartment and you get showered with much deserved praise via high fives, fist pounds, ass pats, and atta boys from your bros. After that, you crack open a brew and tell them all about how you left the broads asshole looking like a crime scene while not forgetting to mention all the yelps and tears she let out when you tried to ram it in dry. You salty bastard.

On the other hand, after you give a girls twat a vicious tongue lashing you will hopefully become a cunnilingus legend not only among her circle of friends but your entire campus and/or surrounding zip code. Having the reputation for being a one-man GPS when it comes to navigating a females junk can only take you to the tops of mountains. But is it more Bro than anal sex?

Strictly from a Bro mentality, Id have to say munching box is less Bro. Why is that, you ask? Its selfless, sincere, and it in no way benefits you in the short term -- unless you crazy kids are 69n it. But without any stipulations or unique scenarios, shoving your dick in a girls ass is absolutely selfish and all for your barbaric enjoyment. Plus, you can crush a few brews, flex in the mirror, smoke a heater, or watch ESPN while you do it. Sure girls generally hate getting slammed in the ass, but fuck that, eating her out isnt going to get you any additional respect from your brethren. Plus, thanks to you and your meat hammer, she wont be able to move a bowel or walk the same for the next three days. And that is totally Bro.

(Note: For those of you who are saying to yourselves, gay dudes have anal sex, its way less bro, just remember that they suck dick too, and that has never deterred you or any of us from letting a broad suck on Gods finest work. So lets not waste time making that argument.)

Tappin that ass,
Waffles

P.S. There are more Ask a Bro columns coming this week, so if you've sent one, be patient, I'm getting to it.