10 Douchebags Lash Out Over Their Love of Ed Hardy
by Waffles McButter | Monday, November 9, 2009 at 10:42am | 16 comments - 560 reads
If it is not already abundantly clear, we at BroBible would like to affirm that we have zero tolerance for douchebags. Well, unless said douchebag is utilized to cleanse a vagina with halitosis. Then we love it.
Lately, I keep seeing our readers making lewd remarks in the comments about guys who wear Ed Hardy. As a BroBible spokesperson I want to tell everyone, we fucking hate Ed Hardy and we also love that all of you have such strong abhorrence towards these clowns as well. They give real men, like you and I, a bad name and if it were up to me, they would be on trial for their fucking lives, and yours truly would be serving up the executions.
So in the spirit of your beautiful hostility towards these tools, I wanted to get everyone an early Christmas present: a video of a douchebag wearing Ed Hardy being the victim of a brutal hate crime. I spent hours searching the web trying to find such a thing but to my dismay, my hunt came up empty. I guess we will just have to wait for an aspiring cinematographer -- armed with a hammer and a thirst for mowing down the Lord's rejects -- to film his life's masterpiece. (Editor's note: Um, please don't take that as an official BroBible challenge.)
Till then, we can just enjoy some great quotes from real live douches about how they love wearing Ed Hardy. I came across several anti-Ed Hardy articles during my research and I found the gems below in the comments section of those blogs. Apparently these guys love their Eddie H enough to stick up for it and I'm willing to bet that most would probably jump at the chance to eat a pound of Christian Audigier's smegma.
These are real quotes and I suggest you read them in the absence of firearms. The photos don't really match up with the quotes, by the way, but that doesn't really matter.
"Blah blah blah. I just dropped two grand on Ed Hardy stuff and had a blast! It may eventually fade out, but it won't matter ... there will always be something I can blow my money on."
"Wearing Ed Hardy does not make someone a douche. I wear Ed Hardy and I'm not some Guido jerk. I'm actually pretty nice."
"I love Ed Hardy. To all of the people out there who are too ugly, or fat to pull it off, don't take it out on us. It takes a unique person to pull of any Ed Hardy outfit."
"Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are by far the most popular shirts, Hollister sucks. Ed Hardy is worth it if you want to spend money."
"You'd have to be shallow to hate someone just because of the clothes they wear. Clothes don't make the person."
"Most of the people upset at a fashion line ... are usually the broke asses who can't afford it. Get over it if being broke pisses you off to the point you go make up blogs about clothing you suck at life ... and really need a job."
"Fuck the haters. Ed Hardy is sick and it makes me look sick."
"If you had a life you would stop trashing others ... You need to stop trashing other people and trash your fake, trashy, piece of shit lives and stop talking about Ed hardy you mother fuckers are stupid dumb asses. That's all I have to say peace out ass holes"
"You people are retarded. Get a life. I have a couple Ed hardy beach towels and I love them."
"You people are too stupid to see that the man is obviously a genius for coming up with this. If it was so awful it wouldn't be such a craze. Who is to say what's douche like and what's not? Maybe the crap you all wear makes you look like a total douche. Get a life."
Comments
They are all secretly homos. Only explanation.
"You'd have to be shallow to hate someone just because of the clothes they wear. Clothes don't make the person."
- I am 110% certain I hate that dbag in the white hat and white sunglasses.
That song is fucking awesome, next download of the day?
Thunder Treats, I agree completely...how could we not automatically hate someone with that outfit and that scroat-tee?
I agree with Thunder also, I might be shallow, but thats not why I fucking hate these dbags.
this shit just boggles my mind
that song is by Dirt Nasty. not sure what its called
90% of these guys are wearing makeup. enough said.
fuck ed hardy and the tools that wear it
the guy on the right of the photo above the quote: "Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are by far..." looks like a combination of Bon Jovi and Michael Jacksons corpse (too soon?)
Great Article. I second this notion of Ed Hardy being a joke.
After reading this post, I decided to peruse the Ed Hardy website. Then I purposely shat my pants.
After reading this post, I decided to peruse the Ed Hardy website. Then I purposely shat my pants.
Haha looked at these pics and they reminded me of the jokers in these videos:
http://www.break.com/index/chick-makes-same-dumb-face-in-every-picture.html
http://www.break.com/index/creepy-dude-makes-same-face-in-every-pic1.html
the look on their faces just screams "i love getting fingered in the b-hole/i love sticking a 9 foot dil up my ass"
Im not one to bash on people over stupid shit but on this topic i feel like i have to chime in. I live in montana, i hunt, fish, snowboard, wakeboard, snowmobile, race my dirtbike etc... when i hear fags say shit like this: "You people are retarded. Get a life. I have a couple Ed hardy beach towels and I love them." YOU LOVE TOWELS?!?! people who love clothes or TOWELS have a sad pathetic fucking life i feel sorry for them i love my dirtbike, snowboard, rifle shit like that. let me tell ya i wear pants, shorts and a plain ol t-shirt i'll wear brand name shit like burton, nike, shit like that but never spend much money on clothes and the poor fucks who think they need to dress up in fancy clothes to get girls are sadly mistaken i dont give a shit what i wear and i pull ass no problem... i visited friends in LA wearing my normal clothes worn out shoes and still got laid. makes me sick when guys spend $100+ on one outfit.
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