Is listening to Phish bro?
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The purpose of this post is to settle and age old topic of debate amongst bros. Many bros will argue that Phish is for hippies and is decidedly not Bro. However, I disagree for the following reasons.

1.Phish shows=the ultimate chay. Drinking beers and puffing all day with other assorted party favors, grilling, in the sunshine is about as bro as it gets.
2. The music is laid-back and chill, also bro, and incorporates elements of folk, funk, reggae, classic rock, and bluegrass, all bro in their own right.
3. Phish dominates colleges, where every true bro learns the skills necessary for the rest of his life.

There are more but I am lazy and would like to get the opinions of other bros. To me, Phish is like lax appreciated by a small, but elite, group of true bros. People who hate on phish are not bros in the truest sense. Discuss.

also, don't bring widespread panic into this because they are basically just a bar band (clearly bro) with longer solos so there is no question about them.

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Comments

by The Bro-zilian | November 8, 2009 at 4:49 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
while they have some questionably un-bro fans, I think the band itself is pretty bro and I listen to some of their stuff during a good smoke. going to a concert should be on a bros to do list, as long as you don't tie dye everything up to your fucking underpants and actually wear shoes.
by The Bro-zilian | November 8, 2009 at 4:54 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
while they have some questionably un-bro fans, I think the band itself is pretty bro and I listen to some of their stuff during a good smoke. going to a concert should be on a bros to do list, as long as you don't tie dye everything up to your fucking underpants and actually wear shoes.
by Broan of Ark | November 8, 2009 at 7:16 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Phish is totally bro. They formed at UVM in the 80's, it was chay-a-palooza back then.
by keyser brozay | November 8, 2009 at 9:44 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
phish is everything that browannabe's mistakenly associate with dave matthews band.
by Broan of Ark | November 8, 2009 at 10:17 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
"phish is everything that browannabe's mistakenly associate with dave matthews band."

Hey man, I'll give you a little time to take this back before me and all the other phish phollowers go to town on this comment. No disrespect but this couldn't be further from the truth. Phish are like the modern mans grateful dead. and anyone who respects rock n roll know YOU DONT FUCK WITH THE DEAD.
by Anonymous | November 9, 2009 at 12:16 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Phish is only chill for a bro-raper. And bro-rape is definitely not chay.
by Michael Chay Fox | November 9, 2009 at 12:29 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
as a vermonter I'll say phish is the chillest. though the jams get pretty aggressively long, they're still sick. also dave mathews band and phish aren't really comparable. so phish is pretty anti-bro rape. so I would have to say phish is bro.
by keyser brozay | November 9, 2009 at 1:39 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
broan of ark --read what i wrote again. phish is the shit, dmb is the worst. bro wannabe's love dmb because they think it's bro and the music suits their pansy asses, but phish is where it's at.
by brometheus13 | November 9, 2009 at 9:24 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Phish is kinda bro still a little up in the air, but The Dead are bro beyond belief.
by Chay Romano | November 9, 2009 at 10:32 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Phish is easily one of the best bands out. There's nothing better than putting on any Phish album and just chaying out
by PBRower | November 9, 2009 at 11:24 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
I do like DMB but unfortunately he is associated with the bro-rape bros of yesteryear. Dave is a bit more chay than Jack Johnson however, but nothing beats a Phish concert. I went to one on Long Island in Montauk and it was the shit. Tailgated all day and laughed at the hippies. Totally bro.
by Broan of Ark | November 9, 2009 at 12:31 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Keyser, my bad i thought you were trashing phish and praising dave. Dave's legit though once you get past all the wannabe's who show up to concerts wearing abercrombie and pre-frayed hats.
by The Bro-zilian | November 9, 2009 at 1:46 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
pre frayed hats should be on the article about what a bro should never wear. ever.

in regards to other music- i think DMB, Jack Johnson, Phish, and most obviously the Dead are all bro in their own rights, but some people actually think Jason Mraz is comparable to them. Is it just me or is he an gay hippie faggot?
by Trey_AnastasiBRO | November 9, 2009 at 1:57 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Jason Mraz sucks.
by Broan of Ark | November 9, 2009 at 2:05 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
agreed.
by pillsbury bro boy | November 9, 2009 at 4:23 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
802 dedication
by manbropig | November 9, 2009 at 9:34 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
i feel like people need to stop asking if things are decidedly bro or not. while there are some things that are unquestionably not bro (math, cargo shorts, hair gel, romantic comedies, ed hardy, calling it beer pong, vegetarians, manicures, etc.) there's a fuckton of stuff that could be bro depending on the context. i don't listen to phish but some of my best bros do, and i respect that. bros are unique in that they come from all parts of the country and are into different stuff. what makes us bros is that we're fucking awesome and know how to bro-out and run show- that's what makes bros the greatest people on the planet. so just because you like something that's not horrifically gay or anti-bro. so cut the shit with the 'age old debates about whether something is bro' because it probably is for some people and isn't for others.

examples of sometimes-bro things: country music, tennis, bud heavy, drunk driving, non-whites, salads, blazers, hunting
by manbropig | November 9, 2009 at 9:34 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
i feel like people need to stop asking if things are decidedly bro or not. while there are some things that are unquestionably not bro (math, cargo shorts, hair gel, romantic comedies, ed hardy, calling it beer pong, vegetarians, manicures, etc.) there's a fuckton of stuff that could be bro depending on the context. i don't listen to phish but some of my best bros do, and i respect that. bros are unique in that they come from all parts of the country and are into different stuff. what makes us bros is that we're fucking awesome and know how to bro-out and run show- that's what makes bros the greatest people on the planet. so just because you like something that's not horrifically gay or anti-bro. so cut the shit with the 'age old debates about whether something is bro' because it probably is for some people and isn't for others.

examples of sometimes-bro things: country music, tennis, bud heavy, drunk driving, non-whites, salads, blazers, hunting
by keyser brosey | November 9, 2009 at 11:42 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
could you describe a situation when drunk driving is bro, poser?
by keyser brosey | November 9, 2009 at 11:42 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
could you describe a situation when drunk driving is bro, poser?
by broken williams | November 10, 2009 at 12:53 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
http://www.broslikethissite.com/2009/05/23-drinking-and-driving.html
by keyser brosey | November 10, 2009 at 7:39 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
you clearly cannot tell the difference between a bro and douche if you think that guy on broslikethis site is not a douche.

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