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Is it bro to HUNT??

by LaxGoalie15 | November 6, 2009 at 10:25 a.m.
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On top of playin lax, riding dirt bikes/atvs, partying, and chillen with the bros/chicks i also like to hunt with my old man. Is it a bro thing to hunt??

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by Anonymous | November 6, 2009 at 11:22 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

back before certain bro activities like sports were invented, alcohol being discovered (can u imagine?), and women shaving their legs was thought of (yes, our ancestral brethren had to put up with this for generations) you could argue that hunting was one of the only bro activities around at the time, and remains one of its purest forms.

so i argue, yes, hunting is definitely a bro thing. (especially in the south) in fact, one could argue that it is bro in the most natural sense.

by R. Chillson | November 6, 2009 at 12:48 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting my friend is a luxury. Anyone who thinks it is "white trash" " hick" or "non-bro" has cleary never pulled the trigger to a classy over under shotgun.

by Archambro | November 6, 2009 at 12:51 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting with a bow is bro. Guns are for pussies unless your blasting an assault riffle on the range

by Swampus | November 6, 2009 at 1:59 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I don't think the anonymous guy could of worded it any better.

by exelentise | November 6, 2009 at 2:01 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Archy I'm going to assume there is some tie between your name and the fact that you must know how to shoot a bow. Not knocking you but from what ive seen there is a lot of bad bow hunters that just seem to let the animal die a slow death because the shot didn't kill it so it ran 1000 feet elsewhere... So all that aside its Bro if you eat it!

by Anonymous | November 6, 2009 at 2:20 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting is not bro. Maybe it would be bro if the animals had a gun to defend themselves.

by exelentise | November 6, 2009 at 2:21 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Yeah your right my big mac had a gun!

by navylax | November 6, 2009 at 2:48 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

the second guy named anonymous is a pussy

by Jericho | November 6, 2009 at 3:14 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I'd like to hunt the second anonymous.

by The Bro-zilian | November 6, 2009 at 3:37 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

1st anonymous guy got it right, and then the second one just fucked it up for anonymous people everywhere. Hunting is obviously bro, and the crazy fuck who hunts boar. at night. in a swamp. barefoot. with a fucking spear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGd7G2wYuU is most certainly a bro- possibly psychotic- but a bro nonetheless.

by john coctostan | November 6, 2009 at 3:37 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

you can't be a true bro if you're not a real man. nothing spells real man like waking up early, throwing on a pair of filson hunting pants, duck boots and a woolrich flannel, grabbing your best friend on 4 legs and your remington over-under, and letting him flush birds as you masterfully snipe them out of mid-air, then hand them in a burlap bag to a farmhand to help him feed his family of 8.

by Brobey Baker | November 6, 2009 at 4:03 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

First anonymous guy nailed it.
But i'll only accept it as bro if you eat what you kill. Thats how i was always taught by my old man's old man (who was forced to eat even squirrels if he shot them). If you leave what you kill then you are sick and should be shot and left to rot in the woods with all the animals you killed.

by Chay Bromeester | November 6, 2009 at 9:26 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting can absolutely be an admirable pastime amongst bros. Making tacos and chili for the bros watching ball on a Sunday from a deer that you took down with your grandpa's Winchester. Christopher Walken and Bradley Cooper on Weddings Crashers when they go hunting. Thats totally bro.

by TheReligionOfFlow | November 6, 2009 at 9:30 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

If it is hunting where you track the deer for days without food or water, then stab it in the neck, it is more bad-ass then bro, but if your just chillen there and talking about life and shit, that can be pretty bro

by Broskin Noodles | November 6, 2009 at 10:53 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

All you bros are talking about is Deer and Boar hunting. What about Pheasants and all those birds in the corn fields where you are running with dogs through the corn with your shotgun to get them. Is that bro as well?

by exelentise | November 6, 2009 at 10:55 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Brobey Baker sounds like a good father to me. I hate seeing people waste a life for fun. Maybe its just me but I happen to love shooting shit and 2nd love eating. Hunting is 100% bro case closed.

by Sorry for Bro'ing | November 8, 2009 at 1:28 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

because of the mass consumption of dip while hunting it is in fact bro, but if there was no dip consumed, not bro at all.

by chasin_tail | November 8, 2009 at 9:25 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting ties for the most bro activity one can do (the tie being sport-fishing). Deer hunting is cool and all, but nothing compares to duck hunting! You get to drink as the sun rises, can talk shit, hqang out with dogs, and dip at least a whole can. You're not bro unless you can get some ducks to decoy. Anynomous 2 sounds like a hippy.

by Broan of Ark | November 8, 2009 at 11:51 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting is incredibly bro is done correctly. Theres a big difference between spending a day shooting pheasant and duck while slowly killing a nice bottle of scotch (single malt, aged 16 years please) with your father, friends, and their fathers. (BRO) verses hopping in a beat up Bronco with no airbags, running over a couple deer, strapping them to your hood and going home to make venison and fuck your sister. (NOT BRO)

by Anonymous | November 8, 2009 at 6:25 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

this is retarded. killing animals is always bro. either traditionally or fucking up deer like a redneck. and side by sides are more classy than over unders

by Anonymous | November 9, 2009 at 9:27 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Hunting is of course bro, but what about those animal reserves where they take you out to hunt? they bring you to where the animals are, so there really isn't much skill as long as you have decent aim. It's one thing to have a guide, it's another to take a jeep up to a herd of animals and start firing

by Broseph McBrosephstein | November 9, 2009 at 11:56 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Dear Anonymous(I can't even call you bro) who thinks its not bro to hunt because the animals cant defend themselves,

Grow a sack you pussy, you shouldnt even be allowed to view this site due to your lack of bro-ness, go frequent the peta site you fag.

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