wrestling is the most bro sport

Hockey.  If you play puck you are absolutely a bro.

Sorry but Ultimate Frisbee is not a bro sport. It’s for nerds who aren’t good enough to play any other sport. That shit is weak sauce.

Rugby the only sport that has a social chair

Surfing is pretty chay

badminton

Rowing. Absolutely a bro sport.

ultiamte frisbees for granola munchers

only one bro sport Lax. all others are just sports bros play

I second that Bronan O’Brien.  Browers love to bro out.

Rugby for sure. You haven’t partied until you’ve gone drinking with some crazy New Zealand bros on a rugby tour.

water polo bro’s

Rowing.  The oldest, most prestigious and most elite intercollegiate sport.

Is this a debate? Lax obviously, then throw in tennis, squash, skiing.

Baseball and hockey are iffy rarely will you find true bros.

And whoever thinks ultimate frisbee is bro or even cool probably rocks Pumas and is still a little buzzed from Tipsy Tuesdays at their state school last night.

rowing is a truly bro sport. perhaps the greatest evidence of this is the enthusiasm rower bros have for sweet oakleys- m frames in particular.

rowing is a truly bro sport. perhaps the greatest evidence of this is the enthusiasm rower bros have for sweet oakleys- m frames in particular.

also, ultimate frisbee is a fucking joke activity for unathletic hippies

the amount of flow that you find in hockey is unfathomable, also the flow is not regulated to the back of the helmet like lax the side wing are where some true bros really take flight

the amount of flow that you find in hockey is unfathomable, also the flow is not regulated to the back of the helmet like lax the side wing are where some true bros really take flight

whats with all the heads busting loads over rowing?  seems pretty unchay to me.

I thought people were a little smarter. Ultimate Frisbee totally is a bro sport. First of it was invented by drunken hardvard kids throwing chicken pot pie tins around, and second there are few better ways to make a kid feel like a bumfuck than out-jumping him by eight inches and ripping that disk outta the sky. those who hate oughtta see some real ultimate before they judge, not that bullshit the kid with the tyedie t-shirt trys to pull on your quad every spring. although, if you can huck a disk cross quad while whering a pastels, a lax pinni, turf dogs, mids and croakies with a sweet pair of shades, you’ll find its a wonderful way to meet women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAyEti-_lR8&feature=related
^this oughtta settle it for you haters.

also hockey is a totall bro sport. As with crew any respectable individual knows its crew, hockey and lax which make up for all the traditional excitement at any prep school. ever heard of hockey hair, kids were growing out their locks for hockey probably 2-3 years before lax had its “flow revolution.”

lets do our research before bashing next time fellas.

I think that virtually all sports are bro sports with the exceptions of maybe diving,gymnastics, horseriding etc.. because bros love competition which are found in most sports.  Everything from Lax, footbal, and baseball to swimming, surfing and tennis.

Also ultimate frisbee is more of a hobby than a sport

Skiing pow

great post teddy broosevelte

first of all, when considering when a sport is bro or not, one must consider the details of the game.  I live by the words of Kenny Powers, “I play real sports…Im not trying to be the best at exercising”.  the only true bro sports are the ones that not only demand athleticism and skill, but also excessive physicality and toughness.  With that being said, TRUE BRO SPORTS:

Lacrosse
Hockey
Football
Rugby

if you have not had the broability to play any of the previously listed sports, i truly question your testicular fortitude

Water polo is very bro and violent.

i agree water polo is a very bro sport.

ultimate frisbee is hobby for people who werent any good at regular sports, as well as pussys who are afraid of contact, not a bro sport

Good point Broan of ark. Hockey locks have been around since Jaromir Jagr came on the scene in 1990.
definitely up there as the most bro sport along with lax

Rowing is definitely not a bro sport.  In fact, it is far from one.  Kids that row are generally faggots.  However, lax, hockey, golf, football, rugby, baseball, and water polo are all pretty bro sports.  Lax and hockey are the most bro for sure.  And please, if you say crew is a bro sport, go fuck yourself.

Lax no doubt, Squash, Rugby, Tennis, Golf, all legit bro sports.

LAX IS ILLLLLLL

Good discussions all around, but what about the world’s game, soccer? (or football everywhere else) Theres no doubt in my mind many of us here play FIFA 10 and blow our loads playing online, but what about the actual game itself? Id say when it comes to soccer, certain countries are bro and others are not, for instance- England would be a bro country and Italy would not….

Really?  Crew is a gay sport?  Explain that one crewisgay.  Chances are you’ll be trying to suck our dicks to live our lives as ivy graduate rowers, as we’ll be the ones making you work on saturdays and sundays while fucking your mother, wife, and daughter.

The only sport to even come relatively close to paralleling lax would be hockey. Whoever said wrestling is bro should consider suicide.

i would agree that besides lacrosse hockey is definately the most bro sport. also while it may be fun, i dont think rowing a boat counts as a sport.
Other minor bro sports are football and water polo, both require pure athleticism

how is golf being left out of this convo
as a lax player i would without a doubt qualify lax as the most bro sport along with hockey and rugby behind it, but golf is truely a time when one can just relax with the bros making it a bro sport
(also i agree with barry melbrose on the fact that wrestling is completely fucking anti bro)

Rugby….hands down.

If you go to an ivy league school, I’m sure you are familiar with the prep school I attend which I will not name.  All I have to say is not a single bro at this school rows because they are all on the lax team with a few exceptions on the baseball and golf team.  In general, the kids that row are the kids me and my bros shit on every day.

beer pong is very brolike

Hockey is absolutely right up there amongst the top bro sports.  Side by side with Lax, hockey highlights the aspect of flow and definitely is an exciting sport to watch bros play, and to play with other bros.  Crew may have its bro’s, but too many non-bro faggots play it because they are not talented enough to play anything outside of a boat.  There are the occasional bros in football, but I would not consider it a bro sport in any way.  Baseball is too boring to be a bro sport despite certain bros playing it. I also think water polo does get its fair share of bros involved in the game.

wrestling is gay. MMA training is another thing.

any sport with the word “ultimate” in it is pretty homo.  crew, water polo?  wow.  some of you heads need to rethink things.

yea dude UFC is for fucking fags dude, all those guys are total homos…

pills, your comment was a gong show, think before you post stupid shit

Lax and Hockey are obviously the most bro sports…if any of you bros (and wanna be bros) went to prep school, you would know that. Rugby? Are you kidding me? If any Abercrombie wearing, coors Might drinking, rugby player at my school dared to call himself a bro, he would be shot on site. Next

There’s no such think as a bro sport, only a sport played by bros.  Chances are you can find bros in every sport, whether it be lax (obviously), hockey, rugby, crew, water polo, baseball, golf, etc.  Just like there are different types of bros, different bros play different sports.  We should be more concerned with promoting universal bro-therhood as opposed to demeaning each other’s outlets for burying non-bro pussies.

One Brove

Ryan Broward is right. No respectable bro at a respectable prep school takes anything seriously besides Hockey and Lacrosse. Every true bro I’ve encountered at prep school and college played at least hockey or lacrosse and hates his parents for not making him play the other.

“Every true bro I’ve encountered at prep school and college played at least hockey or lacrosse and hates his parents for not making him play the other”—such a money quote.

I’m glad we’ve established Hockey and Lax as the pinnacle bro sports. I don’t have anything against rugby, but sometimes I think they try a little to hard to earn that roudy hard partying reputation, which it totally not bro. Rugby uniforms however, come in second after lax shorts with pockets and shooting shirts as excellent apparel to casually bro out in.

Not gonna lie though, still a little peeved about all this hating on ultimate. Clearly none of you who hate have ever seen legitimate frisbee played. The athleticism it takes to be a good ultimate player combines the necessary speed and endurance of a lax midi, the ups of a basket ball player, and the agility of a football wide reciever. SERIOUSLY, watch this video BEFORE you hate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAyEti-_lR8&feature=related

Broan of Ark, with respect to your point about the athleticism needed for ultimate, you have to remember that like baseball, football, and crew, there are just too many non-bros for ultimate to be considered a bro sport.

Melbrose, good way to put it. I’ll respect that.

Basketball gets no love? If you’re white and can ball, props.

Don’t hate on Summer Friz until you play against legit guys. There are some good athletes there.

What I don’t understand is crew. I respect it, but I can’t get over the fact that you can do the same thing on a machine.

Crew is for retards that need someone to tell them when to paddle their boat. I have more respect for my 80 year old neighbor when he goes fishing, since he’s at least dealing with two oars. It takes about two seconds to learn how to paddle a fucking boat.

Hockey and paddle tennis. A lot of hockey players play lax as well.

first of all rowing isn’t even a sport, its an activity, and a gay one at that. It involves no skill slash coordination whatsoever, thats why everyone who has ever rowed or “played crew” or whatever you call it, not only has a lifetime of rejection and missed cuts under their belt, but also lacks any skill/coordination/flow of any kind whatsoever, any thing with two arms could row a fucking boat. Crew kids are by far the gayest kids in any given athletic department, college or high school, and are comprised of all the scrubs that got cut from all the real life sports freshman year. some crew kids think their cool because they get to wear flip flops and sunglasses to practice, this would be somewhat bro if their practices didn’t involve rowing boats and gargling ball sac.  Its also called crew, which is arguably the gayest aspect. As far as I’m concerned bro sports include the following: lax, obviously. hockey, defined by flow and filthy dangles. basketball, because all true bros have lived through glory on the hardwood at one point or another. football, same as bball. rugby, involves hitting and guzzling alcohol and requires no practice whatsoever, and finally baseball, which makes the list solely based on the existence of skoal. Golf is also bro, on an ammeter level only, if you can’t drink/ do weed/ pack monstrous dips during a round than its not worth the aggravation.

Broan of Ark I did some research and I got 2 things you should know first I found a whole post about why ultimate frisbee is gay then I read further to find that they use words like “nice cut baby” and support the WNBA and so forth.
2nd I realized your name is about that chick who got burnt on the steak… I found that funny since you were defending frisbee.

bromar you couldn’t cut it in crew for 5 minutes.  Chances are you’re a third string middie at a weak sauce high school who will never play for a competitve program and boots after packing snus.  you’re a pussy, and without a doubt spend five nights a week manning the glory hole just because you like the feel of jizz in your throat.

How bout we name all sports that AREN’T bro at all, because every sport above has its own thing that makes the athletes of that sport a bro. Professional Ice skating/ speed skating/ speed skeeting, is not bro (except for maybe the last one). The luge, although fun to do, is not bro, or a sport but for some reason is an olympic sport. And if you go down the luge backwards, they give it a whole new name, the skeleton. anti-chay. Tap dancing is not bro. I rest my case.

bromar garciaskoala after reading Bronan O’Briens post it lead me to believe you had said something mean, so out of concern, for a unknown reason to defend “Crew” I realized you insulted rugby!
“rugby, involves hitting and guzzling alcohol and requires no practice whatsoever,”
Anyone who plays rugby knows you drink after the game not to mention have you ever tried playing drunk… You throw up! I didn’t spend 5 years out of my life playing a sport for you to tell me I never needed to practice. On a positive side no one said anything as gay as the 2:05 mark of this video for what I was led to be the most epic sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wkcYh3v1s

Although Bronan said “jizz in your throat”

First of all Bronan O’Brien, your an absolute fag, and in no way do u deserve that name, im surprised your that clever. I could obviously last 5 minutes in crew, so could a fucking orangoutang. Second of all im clearly not a third string middie at some weak sauce high school cuz thats just not plausible, not only would that just be a waste of time, i dont even play lacrosse, third of all, “boots after packing snuss,” this is also clearly false considering the fact that to boot after packing snuss id hav to actually have to throw in a snuss, which is a complete waste of time. but your probably the man. and im a pussy. “without a doubt spend five nights a week manning the glory hole just because you like the feel of jizz in your throat.”...who dosnt love the feel of jizz in their throat? what are u like fuckin 11 yrs old, nice joke u fuckin tool, dosnt even make sense. where exactly would i even find a glory hole to “man.” even if i loved dick more than anything on this planet, why would i cspend 5 days a week manning a glory hole? clearly slave work. on another note, after your personal attack on my comment i scrolled up through the posts to find this gem, previously produced by you.. “Chances are you’ll be trying to suck our dicks to live our lives as ivy graduate rowers, as we’ll be the ones making you work on saturdays and sundays while fucking your mother, wife, and daughter.”...what? the strangest thing in this comment to me is the mom, wife, daughter thing. three scenarios here: 1) you decide to fuck my mother at a relatively young age, which by the time im married and have a daughter…obviously questionable due to the fact that by this time my mom would roughly be in her mid 60’s, but ill let it slide in this case. my daughter however, would probably be under the age of five at this time..thereby making u not only a predator but also a soulless creep 2) my daughters older wen u plot to gain ur vengeance to all of us who discredited the gay ACTIVITY of crew through the year, lets go with 17, solid age. your obviously the man, mid forty guy slamming a hot 17 yr old. fine. my wife, who will obviously somewhat good looking, late 30’s early/mid fortys, well done. my mom on the other hand…wer talkin mid 70’s at the youngest…wierd.  and finaly 3) what if i never hav a daughter, what if have only sons? would you try to fuck one of them too?  my guess is yes, because you clearly do crew and are thereby an honorary member of the gay community, and have a fetish for butt hole.

if you play rowing, ur not an athlete, never will be an athlete and have been and will be a fuckin loser for the rest of your days, ivy league or not. go ahead and try to make me work saturdays and sundays so you can play sloppy waffle with ur ivy league brethren and talk about how you guys used to dominate rivers while paddling upstream back in the day. on a final note, im just curious, what sport did u get cut from in high school that forced u to resort to crew, was it football or soccer? or maybe your a spring guy, lax? baseball? volley ball even?...you probably wrestled too, fuckin homo.

...someone hit a nerve.  Wasn’t cut from any sports.  Dropped football and baseball for crew.  Captained my school’s basketball team.  While I almost admire your intensity, it’s clear you’ve got some insecurity issues.  Have fun at the glory hole!

Just going to say that the whole argument about crew is pretty irrelevant… its not a sport. For sports you can ask a participant,“how did you play today?” not the case in crew.  The necessity of saying “How did you row today” makes it a non-sport

just saying

To above: thats just retarded.  You don’t “play” wrestling, running, any of the track and field, or swimming either.  think before you post.

badminton’s intense no doubt a bro out sport

Lax and hockey are the biggest bro sports no doubt. Golf, water polo, etc. are all sports bros can play, but there are a bunch of fags who play it too so i dont know if u can call it a bro sport. Football isnt a a true bro sport, but i know plenty of bros who play it. Really, any sport is gonna have a good mix of bros and fags, the bros are the ones in any sport packin straight cut in the locker room and crushing brews at the post-game parties

Bromar, quit being such a long winded/unfunny douche. I would seriously hunt and kill you if it meant getting my 2 mins back.

crew is pretty fratty though. not lax, hockey or corn hole fratty… but its close…

lax and hockey obviously bro… any sport where you can flow hard and rip it top cheddar is clearly for bros.. soccer is bro at the prep school level but not so much outside of that… football/basketball are fairly questionable due to the excess of meathead/ghetto figures.. crew kids can be pretty hit or miss.. baseball and golf are pretty bro/laid back and provide solid background ambience for additional bro activities.. ultimate frisbee is a dece HOBBY but not to be taken too seriously

excelentise you mind adding some substance to your arguement about ultimate. and what the fuck is with all this hating on crew. I rowed a few years ago for my schools club who at the time was the number 2 high school crew in the country. In the end I dropped it because i loved lax to much to give it up for the spring season as well.

But i can honestly say, these crew kids are some of the most in shape atheletes ive ever met. I have four buddies rowing at ivy league schools and they are hands down more in shape than anyone on my lax team. The basis of all this crew bashing is around the fact that you’re in a boat and cant dangle/break ankles/jack motherfuckers up.

If a sports not bro because you do it in a boat than what about sailing? Other than playing corn hole at a tailgate sailing is possibly the most bro recreational activity. Not trying to bash but I fell as though there are to many lower middle class kids trying to pull of the “bro” label for themselves. Being a bro isnt just having long hair and playing lax. Its living in a wealthy suburb and attending one of the best prep-schools in the country or attending a top notch public school funded by the absurd ammount of tax dollars your parents pay to live there, Its about summering on the vineyard, nantucket, hamptons or midcoast maine. Its about getting a high paying job right out of college because your dad is a fucking hedge fund manager of a top notch wall street firm. Its not throwing out a little extra cash for some J. Crew and vineyard vines so you look like “a more legit bro” when you hop in the handed down ford windstar your parents gave you when you turned sixteen.

I know this might be controversial but seriously, Bro-ness really just came about as prep school laxers adaptation on the preppy style seen in New England and bay area prep schools. True bros stay true to these roots and dont stray to this idea “Nou-bro riche”

not trying to be elitest, but thats honestly what it means to be a bro. You come from privelege and your choice in style as well as SPORTS reflects that.

That said im going to settle this debate ONCE AND FOR ALL.

There are 3-4 “Bro” sports depending on how traditional you are.

FALL:
Crew(new england kids)
Football(bay area kids)

Winter:
Hockey

Spring:
Lax

(I’m leaving ultimate out because of how intense this conversation is. if were gonna argue this instensely I’ll admit ultimate is far from traditional bro sport and is just a sport played by bros.)

lets see what kinda controversy this brings up….

broan of ark couldn’t be more correct but i’d throw squash in there as well; there aren’t many things that say “prep school” like squash does-a lot of these nouveau riche kids have no idea what it even is

Broan I look at it this way Ill throw the frisbee for my dog not my football, rugby ball, baseball, He does actually like pucks for some reason though but I wouldn’t throw a puck at him, and of course all dogs like tennis balls but i wouldn’t throw him my actual tennis balls I use. So all in all Ultimate Frisbee is not bro. Also I just know that no matter how much spare time you have to play ultimate your not attracting the right group of ladies. Actually that is now my main point ask a 10 to come to your Frisbee game.

I play LAX and hockey at the varsity level since freshman year….i have been around countless bros but it is surprising how many hockey bros there are hockey is deff chill enough to be called bro no doubt you gotta be tough and have maximum styyy at the same time, fellow bros its time to respect that puckk

first of all. nothing is more bro than a DOG. if i recall correctly there were a few posts earlier about how dogs were nothing but chick magnets. If you combine my devilishly handsome features with the fact that i can randomly pick up a frisbee and bomb it 75 yards for my beautiful chocolate lab to jump up and snatch it out of the air, its definitely a turn on for any lady as well as a conversation starter.

breaking out a little skill like that is a turn on for any lady, its like playing the guitar but easier. also if you were paying any attention will you have seen that I’m also a lacrosse player and play summer frisbee as a method of staying in shape. it does not interfere with me slamming dime pieces on the regular.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

I’m glad you agree with me then. I wasn’t bashing my dog I have a husky/wolf. On the real positive side of things I stopped reading after you started talking about frisbee again.

ultimate is the chillest bro sport. just a bunch of dudes chayin hard, flowin hard, impressing the lacrosstitutes and tossing the disk around

Ultimate frisbee is not a bro sport at all. Further observation into the kids you know who play “ultimate” reveals that they are without a doubt the very same kids who run track and cross country. Frisbee is for queers.

Hockey is bro as fuck. Off the ice (many times on the ice) all hockey players like to do is pack lips, crush brews, and chase slam pieces. High school hockey invented the flow, lax did not. Wiffle ball is definately very bro, but i would consider it a bro-tivity and not a bro-sport. Nothin like sittin around crushin brews and playin wiffleball with your bros.