NSFW: Panty-Dropping in England, an Eiffel Tower in Missouri, the World Without Internet, and a Texas Student Who Won't be Working on Wall Street

by AG | October 22, 2009 at 6:47 p.m.
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It's late in the day and first pitch is just a little more than an hour away, so we're keeping tonight's Evening Roundup short and sweet. But still fantastic.

Up above is a photo from Cardiff, England. It has ~~outraged~~ delighted(?) the people of Great Britain. We're looking up flights to Cardiff. [Update: reader ben in England says that most of Britain isn't actually outraged and that the girls are much hotter over there, he promises.]
Chase Mejia (on the left) plays football at Missouri State, and in his downtime, likes to do Eiffel Towers with co-eds for Dorm Dares [NSFW]. The full photos are after the jump and are very NSFW. Before his Facebook profile was taken down, Mejia told the world: "fuck all the haters, you're only young once, live with no regrets, i got paid 1500 and a free trip to miami so fuck you guys HAHAHAHAHA."
Cracked.com has up a hilarious glimpse into a bizzaro world in which the Internet doesn't exist. Definitely check it out.
A University of Texas business student tried to forge an email saying that he had received a job offer from Bank of America. Except that he called it Bank of Ameria [sic]. Busted! The full email's after the jump and at Dealbreaker.

From: Jeffrey Chiang To: [Morgan Stanley] 
Subject: FW: Bank of America Merrill Lynch Interviews

From: [Fake Bank of America ML Recruiter]
 To: Jeffrey Chiang
 Subject RE: Bank of America Merrill Lynch Interviews

Hi Jeff,

Everyone was very impressed with your interviews today. We are excited to formally extend to you an offer to join Bank of Ameria [sic] Merrill Lynch as an analyst next summer. You should be getting documentation in the mail to sign very shortly. If you have any further questions please feel free to email me. Again, congratulations and we look forward to having you join us next year.
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From: [Morgan Stanley] 
To: [Bank of America ML]
 Subject: FW: Bank of America Merrill Lynch Interviews

This is what Jeffrey sent Morgan Stanley to prove he received an offer from your firm. Given you told me you dinged him, should I assume this is fake? If so, that's unbelievable and his school should be notified, he shouldn't get a job anywhere on Wall Street.

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From: [Bank of America ML]
 To: [Lehman Brothers], [UBS]
 Subject: FW: Jeffrey Chiang

I don't know if this guy has come up on your radar screens in terms of analyst recruits, but you need to be warned about him. I should have been tipped off by the fact that he ran a "5k marathon" on his resume. I just figured something got lost in translation.

I interviewed him on campus, and while he was pretty weird/intense, he seemed like somebody who would crank and potentially make for a good analyst, so we waved him in for an office visit.

Things started going bad for him when I got a call from our HR department about him during our Superday. In making his travel arrangements with our travel agent, he had apparently made a big stink about needing to stay at the Four Seasons and blow up on the travel person. It was apparently bad enough that she went to the trouble to inform our HR department.

Our Superday reviews on him were pretty mixed, nonetheless. He had spent a summer at Gulfstar, so I did a bit of checking on him there, and it became clear that they were also very unimpressed with the way that he carried himself. So, we dinged him, but that is not where the story ends.

He had told one of the associates in our office that he was in the second round of interviews for MS's Palo Alto office. Well, our associate happened to mention this to his friend that works in the MS Palo Alto office and the associate at MS said that Jeff had had only had a phone interview but had indicated that he had an offer from BAML. When the MS team asked him to send proof of his offer, he manufactured the email below and forwarded to the MS team.

We have notified UT of this joker's behavior, but needless to say, this guy shouldn't be able to get a job at McDonalds after a stunt like this.

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Comments

by ben_w123 | October 22, 2009 at 8:49 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

just to let u yanks know but 'Great Britain' is not outraged by that photo if we wer we would by gettin outraged every day as girls bein slags and dropping pants in streets is actually a very common event over ere and btw we do ave much hotter chicks than her who do love a drink if u get wat i mean

by VinceC | October 23, 2009 at 7:37 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

+ Cardiff isn't actually in England.

by Team Captain | October 23, 2009 at 7:47 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

+ eiffel tower is awesome

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