Ho White and the Seven Dwarves -- a recent ad campaign in Australian by Jamieson to promote its Raspberry Ale -- is making big waves with the folks over at Disney. Perhaps Disney is angry because they always knew beloved Snow White was a whore but they never guessed she would lust over seven needle-dicked midgets. Seems like a disgusting fetish if you ask me.

In the picture above, we see Ho White ripping a heater after she apparently got ripped apart by the seven dwarves. But if you really take a good look at the photo, some telling truths come out about the dwarves, their feelings on the whole experience, and potentially their sexuality. We'll go from dwarf to dwarf starting with the midget on the far right of the picture.

Grumpy: Even this miserable fuck should be smiling like he has a hanger lodged in his mouth after fucking the sultry Ho White. But he's not. Why, you ask? Ever the critic, he wasn't thrilled with the state of Ho White's muff and then, when the time came to unleash his load on her face, he got stage fright.

Sleepy: This one is easy. He blew the biggest load of his life and he needs to re-energize. Once he get a few winks he'll be good as new for round two.

Happy: Delighted as always. I don't know why, but I cannot stand that this prick is always so God damn smitten with himself. On top of that, I hate the fucking look on his face in this picture, too. I'd like to stomp on the balls of the cartoonist who drew this.

Dopey: He just blew his first load, ever. I know this because I made that exact face the first time I realized what wonderful fruits my cock could bear.

Bashful: I think it's clear that we have isolated the homosexual of the group. All these years we thought he was bashful, turns out he just wanted a cock in his ass.

Doc: The smile on his face tells me that the entire bed is just moments away from getting a Dutch oven.

Sneezy: This is clearly his first orgy. He looks disgusted with what he did and what he witnessed. It's funny how he probably wasn't regretful while it was happening. Typical guy.