Top 10 Ways to Get Through Work With a Hangover
by Waffles McButter | October 16, 2009 - 7:51am | 10 comments - 31 reads[inline:waffles]3. If you feel like you are definitely going to spew, induce it while you're at home and not in a bathroom stall at work while Fred from Accounting is next to you playing BrickBreaker while he unloads his asshole's treasures. 4. Eat something bland for breakfast like a plain bagel or toast. Wash it down with a recovery drink like Gatorade, or better yet, CodeBlue. If you don't know what CodeBlue is, you will soon. When at work: 5. When you get to the office, act normal. I have seen people come in with the "I'm hung-over" attitude, and it doesn't impress the higher-ups. That sort of behavior is only O.K. if you work for a really chill company, the suits were out partying with you, or if your boss lives vicariously through you and loves to hear about your sexual conquests and drunken tomfoolery. 6. Limit your coffee until you've re-hydrated. Caffeine seems like a good idea but you need lots of water first. Also, remember to take Advil, or the like, every 2 hours. 7. Catch a nap. If you have an office or a cube that allows you to sleep with your boss not being wise to it, do it. If not, take a stroll into the handicapped stall and doze off for an hour. If anyone asks where you were, tell them you just birthed a child-sized shit and then ask them if they'd like to see the picture you took of it with your phone. You're fucked if they want to see it. 8. Don't focus on the clock, especially in the morning. Try to do some work or at least find something to keep you occupied like flirting with interns, administrative assistants, or Consuela, the ladies room janitor. 9. For lunch try to eat something greasy, but not if you have been pissing out of your ass the entire morning -- you don't want to risk shitting your pants. This is also a good time to mention that you probably shouldn't have faith in your farts being just farts today. 10. At about 3 p.m. you should start feeling somewhat normal again. Now is not the time for productivity, though. Now is the time to surf the web, figure out your fantasy football line-up for Sunday, read BroBible, or catch-up on any other articles you were previously too hung-over to focus on. In the event that you really can't make it to work, just fictitiously kill an aunt that you hate, or just off grandma again. Spend your free day fapping off, resting or just keep boozing, when it's doable, that always cures a hangover and most of life problems. Just don't post about it on Facebook.
has anyone tried Code Blue?
Fuck, this is pretty accurate. Nice Job.
2a. Pound a liter of Pedialyte.
Tried Code Blue…...felt great. Went out hard last night so I drank one before I passed out and 1 the following morning. Needless to say, I had a productive Friday.
Have tried code blue. Not a fan of the taste but did a reaally good job curing my hangover
We always have Code Blue at our fraternity house. We swear by this stuff. Also, really like the taste, kind of tastes like blue Hawaiian punch!!
Code Blue helped me feel completely fine after Halloween, which I didn’t really think was possible. It also doubles as a good mixer with drinks!
Tried code blue mixed with Tequila. Tastes great, went down smooth, felt fine the next morning. Honestly can’t believe this stuff works, but it really does.
I am suffering today, i got really drunk at happy hour last night, now its a sad ass afternoon empty stomach and a headache.. But this advice is pretty helpful the nap part is almost impossible i have my own office but people won’t leave me b..
Waffles
kudos on the report, decent, yet nothing most habitial drunks don’t already know.
as for as the plug for "code blue" goes, thats kinda the usual shit that you been "linking"
in the last five or so articles you posted.
so heres a little side note on how to get through
your hungover day.
eat some toast/bagel/pita burnt until a glorious charcoal colored delicacy..sure the taste
wont garner any rave reviews it helps with the digestion of the alcohol in your system..
something exra greasy always helps, I know its mentioned above but that is crucial to
ending that uneasy feeling rumbling in your digestive region.
avoid eating anything super heavy, as vomiting will most likely occur.
stay swervy
Wadsworth