Mr. T forwarded us this Break.com link of a video of a guy who's totally wasted and enters a convenience on a quest for more beer. We've been debating at BroBible HQ whether it's real or not. I think it's fake, and offer up this point (besides some of the more obvious visual clues like the fact that it's 10 a.m. and the gray-haired owner not physically throwing the guy out the front door): having successfully retrieved the beer from the fridge and then having unfortunately fallen down onto the ground, this guy would not act like the puppy who couldn't turn over and instead would say "Fuck it," reach over to his beer, tear open the keg, and start drinking. Others disagree. What do you guys think? Sound Off in the Comments.
This video is obviously a fake. The dude is always leaned way back as he's walking, and trying to waver around. His movements by the beer fridge, while uncoordinated, are not fluid and sloppy enough to be real. Besides, even at my drunkest, at least I crawled in one direction on the floor while spitting and dragging my head through it. This dude just "tried" to sit up over and over again.
Although this guy was going for beers in the store, he was probably fucked up on some drugs such as Salvia. This video is a real gem and proves that you should not go to the store, or anywhere, while on drugs.
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