Area Code Rating System—A Better Way to Rate Chicks Than the Binary System
by Rainmaker | October 2, 2009 - 8:02am | 11 comments - 69 reads
As Bros we rely on a number of different measures when talking about chicks and rating their looks. With the standard 1-10 method seemingly out of vogue, the binary scale has recently become the popular method to decide whether we would have sex with a chick or not. For those living under a Natty Ice rack and not familiar with the binary scale, the criteria is as follows: If she's a 1 then you'd let her play with your pork sword. If she's a 0 then you'd rather tug one out under the covers solo. The problem with the binary scale is that it's very arbitrary, which allows some chicks to get a pass who don't deserve it (ugly Heffers with big tits), and others to get unfairly profiled (chicks with kill counts north of 50). Additionally, the binary scale has become so mainstream that I have recently been caught by three different chicks for calling them 1's in front of my buddies thinking they wouldn't understand what I was referencing. Therefore, I would like to propose "The Area Code System."
Area Code Rating is the most efficient way of categorizing broads and takes into consideration the following three variables:
1) How hot her face is (0-9 scale)
2) If you would have sex with her (0 for No, 1 for Yes)
3) How hot her body is (0-9 scale)
Accordingly, a 818 area code is a smokey broad who should not be left alone in a frat basement. A 302 area code means that even grain alcohol would not compel you to commit such an atrocity. Use it, love it, and make sure it helps you make good decisions.
Here are a few examples (chime in the comments if you agree/disagree):
[inline:mendes maxim]
Eva Mendes = 919
[inline:tquila tequila] Tila Tequila = 808 [inline:vera vera] Vera Farmiga = 719 [inline:ellen and portia] Chick on the left = 818. Dude on the right = 202
i really like it…specific enough that everyone knows what you’re saying, and it rolls well…that chick’s a “618” sounds good. well done bro.
i dont think its a coincidence that the best rating is also the area code of the best college and basketball team in the country: the 919 and Duke University
mlove3: best comment of the year.
fuck duke.
I prefer the blackjack scale, the lower the number the more likely you would hit it
love the area code . . . very good
919 is the dirrty d. real 27708ers don’t use that area code.
In reference to the hot lesbian couple of Ellen and Portia: The homophobic male pigs who make up this shit should so go back to their cave! This is the sort of thing that perpetuates homophobia and heterosexism. Moreover, any guy who uses this sort of sexist and mysogistic classification system to rate “chicks,” has the confidence the size of his dick: tiny, it’s barely there.
duke fucking rockes. fuck you pussies. every school fucking chomps dick except for duke.
solid system bro.
u gotta lower tila’s rating though. the amount of shit she’s taken severely lowers her hotness. i give her a 506.
919 also happens to be the area code for chapel hill, and i think just about everyone in here recognizes that, unlike the busted chicks in durham, carolina girls are smoking.