As Bros we rely on a number of different measures when talking about chicks and rating their looks. With the standard 1-10 method seemingly out of vogue, the binary scale has recently become the popular method to decide whether we would have sex with a chick or not. For those living under a Natty Ice rack and not familiar with the binary scale, the criteria is as follows: If she's a 1 then you'd let her play with your pork sword. If she's a 0 then you'd rather tug one out under the covers solo. The problem with the binary scale is that it's very arbitrary, which allows some chicks to get a pass who don't deserve it (ugly Heffers with big tits), and others to get unfairly profiled (chicks with kill counts north of 50). Additionally, the binary scale has become so mainstream that I have recently been caught by three different chicks for calling them 1's in front of my buddies thinking they wouldn't understand what I was referencing. Therefore, I would like to propose "The Area Code System."

Area Code Rating is the most efficient way of categorizing broads and takes into consideration the following three variables:

1) How hot her face is (0-9 scale)
2) If you would have sex with her (0 for No, 1 for Yes)
3) How hot her body is (0-9 scale)

Accordingly, a 818 area code is a smokey broad who should not be left alone in a frat basement. A 302 area code means that even grain alcohol would not compel you to commit such an atrocity. Use it, love it, and make sure it helps you make good decisions.

Here are a few examples (chime in the comments if you agree/disagree):


Eva Mendes = 919

Tila Tequila = 808


Vera Farmiga = 719


Chick on the left = 818. Dude on the right = 202