NSFW: 10 More of the Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded

[inline:sex]Grit, diligence, determination, ambition, and unflappable bravery: what do these words have in common? They are all words that can be used to describe my steadfast pursuit to help you, our devoted readership, jerk off for free and with as little hassle as possible. (Note: Friends, if I could stop your mothers or your roommates from barging in on you, balls and cock gently in hand, I would. But alas, I cannot, so this is my public service.) Since our last post was, and still remains, a colossal success, we thought it was time to up the fucking ante and give you marvelous bastards 10 more of the best free porn sites on the web (2 of which are consolidated porn databases) that will surely cause your dick to die of exhaustion long before you, its perverse owner. As per usual, I personally took a thorough tour of each site listed below. And while I assure you my research was solely for your benefit, I will admit that I might have had my way with myself at least once to each site. I did it to either break up the monotony of the search, because I was horny at the time, or because I wanted to see how navigable the site was while I had one hand firmly wrapped around my junk. I don't know if it was pure skill on my part -- from years of one handed web-jerks -- or the user-friendliness of the sites, but all the sites passed that test. O.K., enough small talk, let's get to the list. The Databases: Wide6.com If you do not have a "go-to" site and you are looking for just a random category or the latest smut to hit the web, go here. If your idea of a hot time is pissing in a girl's mouth, simply type in "piss" and instantly 6,000-plus videos are at your disgusting disposal. (A reader, and suspected professional masturbator, tipped us off to this site, so thanks.) Overall Grade: A Pordeo.com It claims to be the Google of porn and I claim to take dumps on girl's chests. The point is we're both liars. Sure, the site has that "Google" look, but I believe compared to Wide6, it is an inferior database. Unlike Wide6, the pictures they display of the videos don't move around and give you a preview to see if it's actually worth viewing, something I find incredibly beneficial. Overall Grade: B

[inline:waffles]The Sites: Empflix.com This site is legitimate, and it may just be the best site out there in regards to unique content. By unique I don't mean watching a Clydesdale fuck a girl to death, either. What I mean is that this site had the most porn per category in comparison to the other sites under my intense scrutiny. Overall Grade: A XXXStash.com The name drew me in because it reminded me of the days -- before Al Gore discovered the Internet -- when we all had that stash of porn magazines or VHS's under our beds. For those of you who were born in the late 80s and don't know what its like to fap-off the old fashioned way, you can go fuck yourselves while the rest of us enjoy this nostalgic trip down memory lane. Overall Grade: A Tube8.com Big thanks to C.E. Bro for introducing me and my pork sausage to this hidden gem. When I first came to this site, I was startled and a little sickened because the second video on the main page was Anime porn. I have never been able to grasp cartoon porn's appeal, but someone out there (cough Asians cough) seem to enjoy it. For the love of porn, I looked past that, and found out that I could soon see myself (in the reflection of my monitor) whacking off to this site in the immediate present. What?!? Overall Grade: B+ Xhamster.com Terrible fuckin' name, good fuckin' site. That's all you need to know. Now whip it out and rape yourself. Overall Grade: B

Freudbox.com Apparently if Freud had a box, it would look like this and his motto would be "Capture Rapture." Freud's box of smut separates itself from the pack because it has unique channels. For instance, I tuned into the Big Tits at Work channel -- two things I enjoy. What did I see when I got there? Big breasted Betty wearing sexy work attire while her face was feeling the "rapture" from her boss's stiff dick. This bozo was not only exceptionally endowed but the son of a bitch was really lacing into her, too. I wouldn't have been surprised if his careless thrusts tore out her larynx. Overall Grade: B Pornfuze.com This site looks like the poor man's Pornhub. Color ccheme, page arrangements, and overall functionality of the site are exactly the same. Even though this is basically Pornhub's uglier fraternal twin, I cannot find it in me to give a knock-off site (pun totally intended) a higher grade. Overall Grade: B Slutload.com This is a pretty decent site although it is lacking a category list, which all you floggers know enhances convenience. Another pitfall I noticed is that unlike the rest of the sites listed, this one caused pop-ups on my browser every time I visited it. The only thing I want popping up when I fuck myself is... well, you get the point. Overall Grade: C Tnaflix.com Not a huge fan of this site. First of all, when I arrive at a site I want to see the best they have to offer, not a video of a female bodybuilder flexing and Piss Girls #10 through #17. The actual reason this site is getting a low grade is because even though a majority of the videos are 100% free, they have a partnership with Buck4porn.com, which means money out of our pocket for the good shit. Shame on them. Overall Grade: C- Honorable Mention: (I'm a bit of an overachiever when it comes to cumming) moviesand.com boysfood.com moviefap.com alotporn.com All you need now is the internet, five minutes, Lubriderm, a dirty sock, a hard-on, and some solitude. Actually, all you really need is a boner and the internet, but without the other things, shit can get messy and really bizarre for your parents, co-workers, or children. (Note: If the person who owns the rights to Pornstash.com is out there, please contact me, because you, sir, are wasting gold.)