Top 5 Things a Bro Should Never Wear
by Waffles McButter | September 16, 2009 - 11:44am | 9 comments - 59 reads[inline:edhardy] Ed Hardy Gear Each and every product that he has designed is a crime against humanity. I'd like to find Ed Hardy and shove both his hands in my fucking garbage disposal so he can never design anything ever again. Come to think of it, Jon Gosselin will probably hang himself upon receiving the news of Ed's plight. Two douches, one stone. Well done, Waffles. [inline:skinny] Skinny Jeans You would have to possess not even one shred of dignity or self-respect to attempt to wear these. Take a look in the fucking mirror; you are wearing denim spandex for Christ's sake. Any man who is small enough to even fit in these should go get tested to make sure his dick isn't just an over-sized labia. If the tests results come back negative, go to the gym and gain 20 lbs. and take a stab at becoming a man. [inline:affliction] Affliction T-shirts I can't quite peg the vibe that people wearing these are trying to give off. Perhaps it's their way of saying, "Not only do I view myself as a destructive badass but I also have incredibly poor taste." Looking at you wearing such unsightly threads is certainly causing destruction to my patience and my pupils. Mission accomplished. [inline:capri] Capri Pants (AKA "Shmants," "Mari's" or "This is my way of telling you that I enjoy sucking dick pants") There are maybe a few people (a "few" means Rafael Nadal and one other guy) in this world that can pull these off without coming across as a complete jerk-off and my sense is that you are not one of them. So take them off and have a close friend smash your head off a cement wall. Honorable Mention: Crocs, Cargo Pants, Leather Pants, Birkenstocks, Designer clothes with over-sized logos all over them, Rollerblades, White Sunglasses, Speedos and just about anything from Hollister/American Eagle/ Abercrombie -- dreadful cologne included.
weak you including rollerblades and speedos in donts, both are solid in many circumstances
Great call Broshear - both rollerblades and speedos, when executed properly, (and sometimes together) epitomize style.
On point Waffles. On point indeed.
Fucking spot on man. But don’t hate Ed Hardy man. He was a great artist and was one of the students of Sailor Jerry, godfather of modern tattooing. Hate Chrisitan Audigier the fuck-up behind Von Dutch and the man who actually designs the shirts and makes Hardy’s art gaytarded. It’s a god damn shame, Sailor Jerry must be rolling in his grave.
Fucking spot on man. But don’t hate Ed Hardy man. He was a great artist and was one of the students of Sailor Jerry, godfather of modern tattooing. Hate Chrisitan Audigier the fuck-up behind Von Dutch and the man who actually designs the shirts and makes Hardy’s art gaytarded. It’s a god damn shame, Sailor Jerry must be rolling in his grave.
speedos are for a very selective group of people. when excuted properly as bro jackson said they really make broads double-take.
Kill anyone who wears Ed Hardy.
water polo bros can rock the speedo, and some swim bros, but not too many others.
dont hate on all birkenstocks. i substiute these for my sperry boats on occasion and most ladies digg..http://handlesandsandals.com/Images 2/hs_birkenstock_ 400/betula_suede_taupe_clogs_400.jpg