We know summer's over and you guys are thinking more about school, work, and football than travel, but we've got to let you know about two amazing travel promos. First up is the video above, which appears at first to be an adorable Danish MILF cradling her baby, telling a touching story about meeting an American one night, giving him a tour of her home city, having sex with him, getting pregnant, and then having the kid. Of course, she doesn't remember much about the night and so the video is a plea for her mystery man to step forward and claim the child and the smoking hot new mom.

"I'm doing this because I'm trying to find August's father," the MILF says. "I don't remember where you're from, I don't even remember your name. We ended up having sex ... the next morning when I woke up, you were gone."

The YouTube video racked up more than 800,000 views and got the attention of every newspaper in Denmark, that is until everyone realized that, uh, it was a hoax.

Yep, the video is a clever advertisement for VisitDenmark.com. Makes you want to visit Denmark huh? Yep, us too. Brilliant.

Perhaps even better, though, is this tasty 3-night cruise offered by Singles Travel Company: The "World's First International Cougar Cruise," this coming Dec. 4-7. Here are all the details:

Come join us on the world's first International Cougar Cruise, for younger men/older women, departs from San Diego, California to Ensenada, Mexico, December 4-7, 2009, aboard Carnival Cruise Line's Fun Ship Elation for 3 nights of festive pre holiday fun-dinner, dancing, and partying! The cruise is co-sponsored by The Singles Travel Company and The Society of Single Professionals, the world's largest non-profit singles organization. Adults of all ages are welcome.

On our 3-day weekend getaway, we'll visit Ensenada, which has grown from a sleepy fishing village to become a popular beach resort and one of Mexico's most successful cities and a famous Baja destination. Among its popular locations are its pristine beaches, the waterfront promenade, the fashionable shops of Avenida Primera and a winery founded by the Dominicans in 1888. Not far away is La Bufadora, a sea geyser that puts on a highly dramatic show. After a fun day of sightseeing, maybe stop in at a lively cantina to enjoy some local color and a frozen margarita or cerveza!

Our day at sea will have an array of activities offered by the cruise staff or we can just sit back and socialize with a cool tropical drink, relax in one of the many pools or jacuzzis or enjoy a tantalizing host of other on board services.

So come join us! Relax by the pool or shop for fabulous bargains. Workout in the fitness center and pamper yourself in the spa! Watch the sun set over the sea as you stroll the decks of our floating resort and then enjoy incredible gourmet meals, lavish nightly shows and the chance to dance the night away with great new friends. Taking deposits now!!

Remember you have to book with us to be able to join our group and its activities. So don't miss out!! It's fun for everyone!

Price includes all of this:

* Very affordable 3 night getaway Cruise
* 3 nights accommodations on board Carnival's Cruise ship -Elation
* Visit the internationally famous port city of Ensenada, Baja
* Total 8 meals--3 breakfasts, 2 lunches, 3 dinners and late night buffets
* Captain's Cocktail Party with complimentary drinks
* Variety of clubs, bars, lounges, and lounge shows
* Live music including bands and orchestras
* Spectacular Vegas-style shows, comedy acts and singers
* Complete fitness center and fitness classes, jogging track, sauna, whirlpool and steam room
* Choice of pools, full casino, internet caf (fee for use), duty-free shopping on board

Added Value only available when you book with Singles Travel Company's group...

* Coordinated single get-togethers throughout the weekend
* Past and new Singles Travel Company travelers from our years of past cruises and trips
* Dancing and socializing every night within our singles group
* Roommate matching to avoid the single supplement
* Complimentary bottle of wine from Singles Travel Company
* Cocktail Party with an hour of complimentary Carnival drinks (restrictions apply)
* Singles Social Director Host
* Meeting new and fun single friends......and so much more!!!