A Girl Asks, Am I His Girlfriend or Just Another Notch on His Belt?
by Waffles McButter | July 13, 2009 - 7:26am | 0 comments - 37 reads[inline:w2]By this point in time you probably would have hoped to hear him mutter the phrase, "Will you be my girlfriend?" or even "Hey sexy thang, let's say you and me go steady." But instead all he ever says is, "Let's eat a Slim Jim and then I'll billy club you in the face with my cock." A comment in which some delusional persons might translate as, "Baby girl, you're the one for me." But in reality it just means he wants to enjoy some second-rate beef jerky and then break his cock on your face. But I can see the confusion, if it's said with the right sentiment. Now I know it probably stings that he hasn't made the advance to define the relationship yet, it's been a few months and if you're sticking around, you're there for a reason. You like him and you want to know if those feelings are mutual. If there haven't been any actions on his part to directly suggest that you are "together," there are a couple ways to tell. 1. Does he make time to see you in a situation that isn't advantageous to him? 2. Does he take you out to dinner, and pay? 3. Does he include you in situations where other girls will be involved? 4. If you need a favor or help with something, has he been there, or at least offered? 5. Would he buy you tampons? If he does some or all of those things, it is safe to assume he is into you and not just as a sock puppet for his penis. I sympathize with your situation (I'm not actually dead on the inside). You want him to melt when he looks into your eyes, you want to consume his every thought, like he does yours, and after a certain amount of time, it's probably not too much to ask for. If you really want to know where his head is at, just ask him -- when he isn't drinking. Most men aren't wired to haphazardly throw feelings around like it's napalm. Sometimes we need a nudge in the right direction. The outcome may not be what you want to hear, but at least it's better than you wasting your time. Candidly, Waffles
