We can't tell if this video is an advertisement or a legit music video, but that doesn't mean we don't love it. The single "Patron Tequila" is by a PCD-ish girl group called Paradiso Girls, along with Lil John and Eve. BroBible contributor Commie Rat chimes in wit this assessment: "This thing is guaranteed to be the number one club anthem this summer. Literally, women who hear this come on the speakers will take several shots of tequila and then sleep with the first man they see." We'll drink to that.

Aziz Ansari's "Fuck Tales" are really funny. [Double Viking]

Some drunk guy in Las Vegas gets in a TV reporter's live shot, so he slaps him. [Warming Glow]

The 10 sexiest female celebrities who are single include Rachel McAdams (what?! really?!), Vanessa Minnillo, and yes, Bar Rafaeli.

Amanda Righetti is your hump day hottie. [Thunder Treats]

Two items from Uncrate today: At right, the Go Plate, which will allow you to hold your drink and eat with one hand at your next party. And The Man Wall, which has room for four TVs, a DVD player, sports ticker, surround sound speakers, built-in refrigerated beer keg with tap, a microwave, a humidor, and a wine rack -- all for just $14,900.

More celebrity deaths today: actor Karl Malden, who won an Oscar for "Streetcar Named Desire" and was a pitchman for American Express ("don't leave home without it), died at age 97. And Mollie Sugden, the star of "Are You Being Served?" died at age 86. [CNN and Telegraph]

Your Wimbledon semifinals are set: Andy Roddick needed five sets to beat Leyton Hewitt. He'll play Andy Murray with a shot at a Finals matchup with either Roger Federer or Djokovic-upseter Tommy Haas