Most of us have had that teacher at one point in our youth who made a significant impact on our lives. The person who instilled something no other teacher could, whether they forced us to use our brains in ways we never imagined or simply became our friends; we will never forget them. But then there was the teacher who made a mark in a different way, a teacher so wonderful that we loved attending her class just so we could daydream about her embarking on a journey down statutory rape lane with us. When all the other female teachers' bodies looked dumpy and their faces resembled sun-dried tomatoes, one gem glistened.

Unfortunately for you, the list below is not dedicated to those hot teachers. Rather it is comprised of those who have faces so hideous that only a blind amputee named Mitch could love them. And for some of these, that is even a stretch.

To preface this list I would like to say that we at BroBible do not condone the actions of these women or any lewd acts conducted on or in the orifices of a minor. However, we have no problem exploiting persons who have performed said acts purely based on how extremely unattractive or attractive they are. Wow, that came out sounding rather shallow. I guess my ex-girlfriend was right when she said, "I've drank cups of coffee deeper than you."

I'm not going to bore you with what these fine gentlemanly-looking ladies did (consult this great list if you really want to know). I'll sum it up for you right now. They raped, molested, fondled, sucked, fucked, fingered or even sodomized a young boy or girl.


1. Heather Lea Burroughs, 23
WHAT IN ALL HOLY FUCK?!? I hope she was charged with murder because whoever she raped has got to be dead on the inside. If this beast raped me or accidentally sneezed in my general direction, I would gladly take my own life, no questions asked. Heather is so atrocious that the authorities refused to release the age or gender of the student who she raped. I actually think I just got diarrhea from looking at her.

2 & 3. Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera, 26
Whoever said, "Two heads is better than one," never laid eyes on this gruesome twosome. Forget getting raped or fondled by these two, my heart goes out to their parents. Without even mentioning that the pairs' extra-curricular activities included vulgar acts with minors we can analyze some gross facts: They are only 26 years old, both of them have receding hair lines, their ears can receive satellite signals, and the one on the left looks to be housing a bowling ball in her head. Absolutely repulsive.



4. Amy Gail Lilley, 36
Bass mouth was interested in touching little girls. But I suppose any idiot can tell just by looking at her that she prefers a two-sided dildo and a rug to munch over having balls on her chin and a dollop of cum on her chest. What most people don't know, though, is that Amy is going to play Mickey Rourke (post-surgery years, of course) in a made-for-TV biography about his life.



5. Brandy Lynn Gonzales, 27
Good God in heaven, 27 never looked so good. The gaze on her frumpy face suggests that she is either ashamed of herself or that she just blew a fart and it smells like a Taco Supreme. Unlike most, Brandy didn't act alone; her husband Johnny also seemed to enjoy touching pupils improperly. It's safe to say that if these two ever reproduce, their son or daughter is in for one fucked up childhood.



6. Angela Christine Coffey, 34
This gorgeous dame appears to be Mike Golic's long-lost twin sister. She is a former cheerleading coach (you read that correctly) and English teacher who apparently gave birth to a baby girl in April 2007 following what police called a consensual relationship with a 17-year-old student. What's even better is that the student is in love with her and visits her regularly in jail. I guess the heart really wants what the heart wants. Right now mine wants an antacid.



7. Jennifer Mally, 26
Also known to her loved ones as, "The Walking Pigment Disorder." Casper is an ex- English teacher and cheerleading coach (another one!) who was arrested in May 2007 and charged with 29 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old boy. Rumor has it that when authorities came to apprehend her for her misconduct, she became so frightened that for a moment she was actually transparent.



8. Megan Sainsbury, 31
Ole strong jaw here was a physical education teacher and former coach at Prospect High School in Saratoga, Calif. By looking at her cinderblock head and her acne beard I'm guessing she was also abusing steroids and HGH at the time this picture was taken. Like many others in our list, Megan also preferred vagina over cock and in 2007 this behemoth was charged with "strong arming a ho." That's not the technical term or the official charge, but it's pretty darn close.



9. Toni Lynn Woods, 37 When she pleaded guilty for fucking and fellating four different juveniles she reportedly described herself as a "monster." I have no qualms with her self-depiction.



10. Cathy Heminghaus, 46 There is a special place in hell for this special-education teacher. Cathy was charged with statutory sodomy involving at least three of her students at Ferguson Middle School. Sodomy Cathy? You actually sodomized retarded children!?!? Not much offends me, but one of the few things in this world that tugs on my hearts strings is children who were born with disabilities and are unable to lead a normal life. If I were the judge in this case, I would insist that her sentencing included the violent ramming of a Gatling gun up her un-lubed asshole with a minimum of 1,000 rounds unloaded.