There's Nothing Mexican About Bud Light Lime
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Drink this: Michelada
Not that: Bud Light Lime

When Budweiser decided to cash in on the Mexican delight known as a Michelada, they came up with the piss poor excuse for beer known as Bud Light Lime. This, my bros, is the equivalent of citrus-flavored piss in a cup. If you lose your dignity and/or self respect at some point when out with, well, anyone, and decide that ordering a Bud Light Lime is an option, I strongly suggest you go for the real thing instead. Here's what you're getting yourself into: Take a pint glass and rim the edge with salt. Fill the glass with ice and add a splash of fresh lime juice and a dash of red pepper or Tobasco if you don't have red pepper. Pour a beer -- preferably a Mexican one such as Pacifico or Dos Equis Amber -- into the glass and sip. Say what you will about their soccer team (and anti-drug enforcement policies), Mexicans know how to drink a beer. [Photo Via]

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