Suffering from blue balls? Sick and tired of searching the web for hours just to find a good clip of porn to fuck yourself too? Hate the way elderly people smell? Well today is your lucky day because I can solve two of those problems! The powers that be here at BroBible recently asked me to take on the daunting task of finding 10 of the best free porn sites the web has to offer. When I began my search, I thought it was going to be easy -- an assignment that I could just breeze through. But much to my chagrin, the majority of the sites I came across either only had videos from Xvideos.com or they rerouted me to other websites that had videos from Xvideos.com. With hours of research now under my belt, an abundance of stains on my sheets, and a bone-dry bottle of Lubriderm in my garbage pail, I am confident that the list below will provide our readers a sound pornographic foundation that they can use to throttle themselves well into the next decade.

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Xvideos.com
With a new video added every 3 minutes, it's no wonder so many other sites are using Xvideos.com's content. The videos seem to take longer than Pornhub's to load and the picture quality isn't as good. But with almost 115,000 videos in their extensive catalog, if you can't find one to whack off to, you can probably conclude that you are asexual.
Overall Grade: A

Pornhub.com
Far and away one of the best porn sites on the web today. Pornhub was even rated the #1 adult site of 2009 by PK & Associates... whoever the fuck they are. The viewing screen for the videos is the best around, the clips download fast, and there are no hoops to jump through. They also have a mobile version for your iPhone or BlackBerry, which is a nice feature if you like to masturbate while driving or when you're on the shitter at work. Just be sure that you're not a moaner and that your loads don't fire with the power of a steam engine.
Overall Grade: A

Youjizz.com
As in, "if you stroke your dick to our smut, you jizz!" With several clips topping the 90-minute mark, you won't leave disappointed, as long as you jizz. One alarming headline I noticed on the main page was, "He-she strokes it good." Above the caption was this handsome redheaded woman clad in a full fishnet outfit, firmly holding her penis. Truly disgusting. Right next to the He-she, however, was a clip of a girl getting fucked from behind while playing the children's game board game Operation. I was fascinated by this, so I fast forwarded through the clip to see the highlights. Sadly, there were none, but at the end of the clip, the jerk who was fucking the girl blew his load all over the game board -- rendering it not only unplayable, but unsanitary for any children.
Overall Grade: A

Redtube.com
When I first went to this site, I thought to myself, "Great, I'm about to look at a website dedicated to girls on their period getting fucked without mercy." To my surprise, this is just another great site to smother your cock too. Enjoy it by yourself or with a loved one.
Overall Grade: A-

Youporn.com
While I don't care for the aesthetics of the site, the videos are easy to view and they are not in chopped up 20-second segments like some of the other sites I have come across. With categories-o-plenty, web cams, sex blogs, and even an online store, this site makes for a pleasant masturbatory experience.
Overall Grade: A-

Keezmovies.com
Their motto is, "What the Fuck is Keez?" I can't help but think, "Who the fuck really cares?" Regardless of what the site name stands for, I really liked this one. It was simple to use and reminded me a lot of Pornhub.
Overall Grade: B

Ultrapasswords.com
Founded on the premise that it steals passwords to pay sites, this has been a staple in my life since the dawn of the new millennium. Most of the sites they have passwords to actually work, so you could find some diamonds in the rough. Ultrapasswords also offers streaming videos and their own pay-site, if you really enjoy paying to masturbate.
Overall Grade: B

Eskimotube.com
The name of this site makes zero sense to me. Not to mention the inclusion of an actual igloo at the top left corner of the home page. I guess it is conceivable that I am just an ignorant asshole and that Eskimos are porn pioneers? But I seriously doubt that. Theme aside, this site is worth a visit and maybe even a toss of your Johnson. Some of the clips are very short, so it can cause some real hiccups if you need to watch consistent porn to cum (like a normal person).
Overall Grade: B

Allhotgirls.net
This is not a lazy man's porn site. I consider myself to be a fairly educated and competent man, but this site had me a tad stifled. While the content on the site was decent, there was so much red tape to cut through before you witness any actual fucking, it caused me to grow increasingly impatient with every minute that passed. I beg that anyone out there suffering from a learning disability stay away from this site.
Overall Grade: C

Pichunter.com
Their motto is "We love free porn." Well that's just fucking wonderful, because so do I. But what I don't love is when the video takes forever to load and that once it does, all you have is 20 seconds worth of said porn. The folks at Pichunter need to realize that although it's free porn, nothing good can happen in 20 seconds. Just ask a man who suffers from premature ejaculation. On second thought, this site is perfect for all you two pump chumps out there.
Overall Grade: C-

Honorable Mention
Below are a few more sites that you might also enjoy... perhaps even more than the ones listed above. The reason they didn't make the list is because their content is either pulled from other sites that already mentioned or they simply were not unique or robust enough to satisfy my cock's appetite.
Fantasti.cc
Fleshbot.com
Hawt.net
Pornorama.com
Pornotube.com
tnaflix.com
xtube.com

On behalf of all of us at BroBible, you're welcome in advance for the hairy palms and the early onset of Glaucoma.

UPDATE: Click here to read 10 More of the Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded!