Yesterday, we introduced you to a new column, "Ask A Hot Girl," in which all your most pressing questions are answered by, well, a hot girl. We know, however, that sometimes you need a fellow Bro's take on a particular issue, so here's the first installment of our other new column, "Ask a Bro," written by our very own Waffles McButter.

The Bro's Question:
My girlfriend and I live together and she hates that I still masturbate several times a week. She thinks that it is demeaning to her and a sign that I am not satisfied. How can I assure her that I feel fulfilled with our love life but still continue to masturbate to porn occasionally?

Waffles McButter's Answer:
Dear Harry Palms,

My suspicion is that your girlfriend's main issue with this whole scenario isn't the fact that you are ringing your cock's neck without her; but the fact that you are doing it while fantasizing about other women -- hot, naughty women at that. Maybe the truth of the matter is that you are not really satisfied? Once a relationship hits a certain point, things become routine, stale, and down right boring. No matter how much you love her, the same positions, the same moans, and the same anti-climatic sex every night will leave you feeling discontented. I bet you wouldn't want to masturbate so often if you had to whack off to the same porno everyday, would you? No, you wouldn't; the very thought of that is fucking preposterous.

Here is my advice to you:

1. Ask your girlfriend to experience the porn with you. Watching the porn together can be a real turn-on and add a new dimension into your love life potentially causing you to be less of a jerk-off artist. Maybe you both can learn some new positions.

2. If your girlfriend isn't into the porn idea, you have a few options. You can choose the extreme route and dump her because if she cannot overlook a porn fetish or isn't interested in keeping your love life fresh, this relationship is bound to fail anyway. Your other option is to keep your little self-love sessions to when you are home alone. Just be sure to cover your tracks by having a discrete porn folder hidden in your computer and set your internet to delete its browsing history every time you close it.

Happy Jacking,
Waffles

Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email askabro1 (@) gmail.com.