The Most Ridiculous Lyrics in Rap, Explained!
by AG | March 5, 2009 - 5:51am | 0 comments - 27 reads
[inline:snack] We've recently become obsessed with the two-month old website Snacks and Shit, and had to pass along the link to all you rap fans out there. The gimmick? The two writers pick the most insane rap lyrics out there and explain why they're so ridiculous. The website name comes from this Jay-Z line from "Hey Papi": "No room service just snacks and shit." The writers' interpretation: "Honestly, this sounds more like something my dad would say. 'Remember, no ordering room service. It's too expensive. Plus, I brought snacks.' " A few more examples:
The Quote: "Homey, I'm the President, Governor, and Mayor." -- Mims, "Move (If You Wanna)"
The Response: No, you're not... this is physically impossible. One more thing: this song is called Move (If You Wanna). Make up your mind if you're going to be a dick or if you're going to be polite.
Filed Under: too many jobs/passive-aggressive
The Quote: "They call me Chef Boy-R-Beans." - Beanie Sigel, Beanie (Mack Bitch) Response #1: No. In fact, nobody ever called anybody this in the history of mankind. Response #2: And even if they did, you shouldn't go spreading a nickname that has the word "beans" in it. Filed under: completely making shit up The Quote: "Love a chick to give me head, while I shampoo her hair." -- LL Cool J, LL Cool J Response: One at a time is probably better for both a) cleaner hair, and b) greater penis stimulation. Filed under: Too confusing
