A PSA on Bisexuality Advises You to Read This Week’s Top 5 Hottie Index

by Mr. T | April 2, 2010 - 8:14am | 2 comments - 35 reads

To refresh the readers, in order to make The BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index, the celebrity, athlete, or other notable hottie in question needs to be relevant at this moment and tearing up the headlines. Just because you're hot isn't enough. You need to be in the news...

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5. Scarlett Johansson When the hottest movie of the summer ("Iron Man 2") teams up with arguably the hottest girl on the planet, it makes for good theater. It also makes for good promotion to put Johansson in a tight cat suit and parade her around. Good on you to the ad wizards who came up with this one.

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4. Mary Ann Jarou

There's all this excitement in NYC because people think Steve Lavin is going to turn around the St. John's basketball program. I've seen Lavin coach, as have people at the New York Times, and we know better than to be too excited. What's more exciting is the chance of having an encounter with Lavin's wife in the crowd. I think it's fair to say watching her for two hours will be more exciting than watching the mediocre product the Johnnies will put on the floor.

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3. Emmanuelle Chriqui When making my way through JoePa's list of 20 Jewish cougars he would never pass over, I couldn't help but remember the fond feelings I have for Chriqui since she's a Jewish lass. The fact that she's Canadian makes her even hotter in my book. Omitting her from recognition on this site during the holy period isn't Kosher. I'd gladly invite her for a drink while I wait for Elijah and I'll make sure she finds my afikoman.

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2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

The best days of "Love-bombs" may be behind us, but we can reminisce about the good old days when Love Hewitt mentions she's suffering from "love-aholicsm." Is that the female equivalent of being a sex addict? I used to be obsessed with her rack, so maybe I'm a love-aholic, too.

1. Anna Paquin

It was incredibly easy to pick the girl for the #1 spot this week. How could we choose anyone over a cutie like Paquin when she announces that she's bisexual. She's already shown the willingness to get naked and now there's a possibility we'll see her dyking out. That's a PSA we can all get behind.