35 Beautiful Milk Mustache-Wearing Women

By now most of you have figured out that anytime we can rope hot chicks into our day, we do. We're perverts; there really is no other logical excuse or explanation to it. Even during something as manly as Mustache March, we have found it imperative to have a post honoring chicks. In order to do this we had a few plausible options but rather than comb the pages of National Geographic to find extremely nasty broads from underdeveloped countries with intense lip hair and elf-shoe shaped tits, we decided to spare everyone that ungodly sight and instead show hot broads with milk mustaches. After all, the only better way to get some hot chicks involved in Mustache March would be to post pictures of broads taking mustache rides to Pleasure Town. Unfortunately, the head honchos at BroBible tell me that this isn't a porn site, so we'll have to settle for milk mustaches for now. But look at this optimistically, now you can imagine what these broads would look like if you shot your cock chowder all over their lip.

Below are 35 photos from the very popular Got Milk? ads. Some of the photos are old, some are new, but all are of pretty delectable broads whose mammary glands we ourselves would like to milk.

Hayden Panettiere

Ana Ivanovic

Angelina Jolie

Heidi Klum

Amanda Bynes

Lindsay Lohan

Jessica Alba

Tyra Banks

Kelly Clarkson

Britney Spears

Danica Patrick

Miley Cyrus

Ingrid Hoffman

Mischa Barton

Teri Hatcher's Latina Doppelganger

Laila Ali

Gisele Bundchen

Demi Lovato

Dara Torres

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Elizabeth Hurley

Yasmine Bileeth

Elle MacPherson

Vanna White

Brooke Shields

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Beyonce Knowles

Christie Brinkley

Jordan Sparks

Taylor Swift

Carrie Underwood

Rebecca Romijn

Rihanna