Epic Beard Man Documentary 'I Am A MotherF**ker' Hits the Web

Two weeks after Thomas Bruso a.k.a. Epic Beard Man made his YouTube debut, the Carolina blue-wearing "motherfucker" continues to captivate audiences with his profane rants and raves and colorful stories. Unlike other quickly forgotten Internet memes, the world just can't get seem to enough of this angsty Vietnam vet and his warnings not to "fuck with senior citizens." Hopefully he's able to cash in on his new-found celebrity with a lucrative book/movie deal. In the meantime, today's latest Beard Man Buzz is a 16-minute mini-documentary called "I am a mother fucker." Bruso explains his life story, tells an anecdote about when police beat and tasered him at the Oakland Coliseum during a baseball game, fields phone calls for media offers, and comments on the sensational reaction to the video of him opening up a can of whoop ass on an AC transit bus. Parts of the documentary are hilarious; others heart-wrenching. There's simple too many crazy quotes to list, but the standout so far is, "In 4th grade, I learned how to knock a mother fucker out." Even if he's bullshitting us all, there's simple no denying that he's one hell of a storyteller. Here's to hoping his flame burns long and bright. Video with lots of NSFW language after the jump.