The Top 10 Hottest Women in Country Music
by AckLaxBro | Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:00am | 63 comments - 4219 reads
Editor's Note: This story by AckLaxBro was posted in the Brommunity on Monday, but we loved it so much (and apparently so did all of you), that we've Certified and move it over to the Buzz.
NOT FOUND: 124Hey bros, hope those of you who have the day off are thoroughly enjoying it and partied hard this weekend. Unfortunately, I'm interning this semester and had to work today. So to pass the time, I came up with a list of the 10 hottest girls in country music. I know there's many similar lists out there, so I tried to make this one as original as possible. I'm sure there's plenty of readers out there who don't listen to country or don't like it, but regardless of whether or not you like the music, I think we can all agree on these ladies.
10. Gretchen Wilson
Check out the video for "Redneck Woman" because she strips down to just her bra and panties. Or the video for "California Girls" because she looks good in a bikini.
9. Sara Evans
I haven't heard any music from her recently, but I still think she's a smokeshow.
8. Faith Hill
Tim McGraw is a lucky guy. Sure, she's getting a bit older, but there's nothing wrong with a little cougar hunting, right bros?
7. LeAnn Rimes
Again, she's getting a little older, and haven't heard much new music from her recently, but she only added to the already wicked hot cast of Coyote Ugly.
6. Jessica Harp
Many people may never have heard of her, but she's in the band, The Wreckers, with Michelle Branch and worth taking another look.
5. Miranda Lambert
Blonde bombshell and a badass. What's not to like?
4. Carrie Underwood
So she won American Idol? Big deal. She's just hot and gives plenty of wood.
3. Kellie Pickler
Who doesn't love the way a slampiece shakes her ass in a pair of heels? I know I do and this broad's got an entire song about guys drooling over her in her red high heels. What a babe.
2. Julianne Hough
The only song of her's that I've ever heard is "That Song in My Head." Kinda a catchy tune, but I wish she would write another just so I can have a new music video to stare at. I don't care if the song sucks and I have to watch it on mute, I just want more of her.
1. Taylor Swift
Admit it, at least once you have rocked out to Taylor Swift, either with some of your bros, or in secret, but you've done it. I love this girl. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her body. If you haven't seen Kellie Pickler's video for "Best Days of Your Life," check it out cuz Taylor's in it and the two of them together is an amazing sight to see. T Swift is the only girl in the world I'd marry tomorrow and still be happy. Sidenote: her little brother is a HS lax goalie, so that should count for something, right?
That's my opinion, leave yours in the comments. Have a good week, bros.
Here's the unedited version of the photo from up top:
Comments
so much better than bro or not bro posts thank you sir
Taylor should be #10 Carrie Underwood at 4 is ridiculous she should be #1 no question
definitely a solid list, but the order is questionable..and taylor swift's body is not exactly hot
where the fuck is miley fucking cyrus i would fuck in a heartbeat
bro bro bro
wheres meganfox???
the last tow comments must have been made by fucking retards. First, to even associate Miley Cyrus with music is a fucking disgrace, second, Megan Fox is an actor, not a musician. You guys must've been dropped on your heads as babies to be dumb enough to not even read the post title
whatever retard says swift's body isn't hot needs to go check himself for a vagina. FAG.
I am in no way clowning country music chicks but just because a female is a bleach blond doesn't make her super hot, clearly #9 should move up like 4-5 spots
yea Sara Evans is by far the hottest. #9 should be #1. good list though no complaints.
ok faith hill is still a super dime piece in my book bros, carrie "gives me" underwood should be #1 though
I agree with midwest bro carrie underwood should be # 1
shenia twain= MILF
Miley is hot though
so whos the chick in the first and last pick.
Seeing as how i have no chance of fucking any of the other girls I might as well find out who the dirty slut is. Rub one or two out.
fuck you miley is a fuckin 16 year old butthole. she shouldnt be famous and her dad is even stupider. i hate miley.in 20 years, yes. she will be on this list as a hott and mediocre singer(gretchen wilson) but not now. gtfo loybrola. you're always ssaying the most stupid shit on here. fuck you.
5 looks like she's got downs
Im with Al Broker, who the hell is that hotty in the opening pic with the massive hoots, my shroom piece is dying to know?
bros i dunno but julianne hough might be the hottest girl ive ever seen. ever.
Miley isn't even close to being country, dumbfucks.
this is an argument my bros and I have had since TSwift hit the scene during our senior year of college. The camps were firmly divided into Underwood v. Swift and nearly needed to be settled with fisticuffs, but in the end, after endless loops of music videos and many bottles of JD, the score was settled peacefully and Underwood emerged as the clear number 1. You should be ashamed that your balls and brain stopped communicating and put TSwift at and Underwood at 4, she's hot, but not #1 hot. Underwood rules the under 30 crowd and let me just say the Tim has the best of the over 30.
Taylor Swift needs to be in the 8 9 10 range, but Julianne Kellie or Carrie could all have been #1 and i dont think anyone would have complained, and how does LeAnn Rimes even get on this list, could have done better there, but overall good list.
Carrie underwood should be #1. great list btw
TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT HOT. Obviously I'd hit but no possible way she deserves to be higher than Julianne, Carrie Underwood or Kellie Pickler. Or Faith Hill. Or Gretchen Wilson.
And Miley definitely needs to be on there.
If anybody wants to add that Slew with the big tits to their wank bank, shes at www.planetmandy.com and yes shes has a tramp stamp so slew it is!
great list. just watched the video with julianne hough, absolutely the hottest chick in country music by far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=182YRYbXxXQ
Hough is my #1 in the world right right now and without question the hottest in country music.
Also Gretchen Wilson dips so move her up and give LeAnne Rimes the boot. Not only is she ugly but also a stalker...bad combo.
soild list but carrie should be #1
mo-co bro, You say that I'm "always saying the most stupid shit on here", yet when I look at my posts for what I've written they're all rated 5 stars. However I click on your name and the only post you have is a 'Bro not Bro post'. Not only have 'Bro not Bro' posts been deemed as the gayest thing on this site, but yours has a pathetic 8 comments, and a rating of bust. Hmmm seems like your the one posting stupid shit. How bout you go fuck yourself because I obviously have contributed to the bromunnity in much better ways than you have.
You lose.
Hill, Hugh, Underwood, Pickler. Swift is Bogus. And Rimes shouldn't be on this list. Shania Twain should. http://www.canadiancontent.net/images/people/picture/Shania-Twain.jpg
couldnt agree more with that youtube vid. Julianne is a definite #1.
I'm undecided on who's the hottest when you're only considering how they look, but if you consider the whole package, be sure you consider this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqQkECIn738
Definitely put me at 60% the first time I saw it.
Forgot to mention: that's Gretchen Wilson playing with Alice in Chains. Watch.
miranda lambert is a babe. she's my #1
They're all pitiful "musicians." No songwriting ability + limited if any instrument proficiency + lack of nakedness/recorded anal creampies makes this a fucking retarded topic.
Shania is #1.
They're all hot, but no where near as sexy as Shania.
No question, no debate, no arguments.
#1.
Thanks!
Taylor Swift is the only one that belongs on this list. The rest are either old looking or way to fat!!!
Blonde boner much? Sarah Evans married a former Alabama QB here in B'ham and I see her at the gym regularly. Amazingly hot.
My bro's a songwriter in Nashville (and actually dating a hot young up and coming artist himself) and has been around many of these and more when they're not dolled up for the camera. The one he raved the most about was only a moderate star whose career is now largely over, Sherrie Austin. The Australian accent put her over the top I think.
If you think Taylor Swift is hot, there's something seriously wrong with your eyesight. She's a 7 ft tall beanpole. Olive Oyl had more curves.
Where's the picture that got me to this link. Cause Dam them was wounderfully erect nipps.
LeAnn Rimes isn't that great, and I don't think she should be on the list (Put Shania in her place); but I don't get the comment on her age. "Getting a little older"? She's only 27!
On the other hand, Faith Hill IS getting a little older. If this was the 1998-2000 Faith Hill, I think she could easily be #1 (down to her and Shania). Man, I remember how sizzling hot she was. However, she's still hot and her place on the list is valid.
Julianne Hough is my current #1 though.
Yodamite beat me to the punch . . . LeAnn is young!
Um, all of them, fuh tuh wuh.
too many blondes... they don't do a thing for me. give me dark hair any day.
Hey bros, hope those of the 10 hottest girls in country music. I tried to work today. So to make this one as possible. I'm interning this semester and had to make this one as possible. I'm interning this weekend. Unfortunately, I'm interning this one as original as original as original as original as possible.
Guess you guys haven't seen Stacy Kiebler! Absolutely perfect from head to toe!
Love this list. I was getting worried you didn't have Taylor on here but am stoked to see her as number 1.
and don't feel weird that your in love with Taylor. I know tons of bros including myself that are as well. it's completely normal
Taylor Swift= beatsauce
How she made the list I don't know...but Julianne Hough is clearly the hottest...CLEARLY
Wilson hotter than Underwood? I think not!
Seriously? Sara Evans is smoking hot. Check out the "Real Fine Place To Start" vid for proof.
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