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Wife Bites Her Husband’s Genitals After He Makes Her Leave the Rodeo Early
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Wife Bites Her Husband’s Genitals After He Makes Her Leave the Rodeo Early

by J. Camm on May 23, 2013 at 10:00am

To gage just how white trash this is let me drop Anthony Hill's final quote after he confesses he was OUT OF LINE (yeah, he was in the wrong) for having...

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50 Common Misquotations That’ll Leave You Saying ‘I Was Wrong All These Years!?!’
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50 Common Misquotations That’ll Leave You Saying ‘I Was Wrong All These Years!?!’

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 9:45am

Our own Lance Pauker hates people who feel the need to point out the correct versions of quotes. Or at least I think that is what he said yesterday when...

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The Lonely Island Drops an Absolute Banger About Using SEMICOLONS
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The Lonely Island Drops an Absolute Banger About Using SEMICOLONS

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 9:30am

Grammar Nazi's do your worst to find the problems with The Lonely Island's semicolon usage. 

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UFC Babe Arianny Celeste Shows off  Her Hangover Knowledge, Breasts
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UFC Babe Arianny Celeste Shows off Her Hangover Knowledge, Breasts

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 9:15am

Until this morning, I never thought about how much Arianny Celeste knew about The Hangover movie franchise. And then, for some reason, I was really...

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LeBron James Hits World’s Easiest Buzzer-Beater Against Indiana
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LeBron James Hits World’s Easiest Buzzer-Beater Against Indiana

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 7:57am

The Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers played a thrilling back-and-forth Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals last night. The ending, however, was a bit...

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Summer Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
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Summer Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 10:57pm

A collection of hot girls from our Bros at The Chive.

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Here’s the Trailer for ‘Delivery Man,’ a Sperm Donor Comedy with Vince Vaughn and Chris Pratt
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Here’s the Trailer for ‘Delivery Man,’ a Sperm Donor Comedy with Vince Vaughn and Chris Pratt

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 8:05pm

Interesting, probably pretty good pairing here. Both work well in that sort of slacker ethos and that premise definitely fits here. The Delivery Man ...

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Dude… You’re Not Supposed to Press ‘Post’ In This Awkward Social Scenario, Plus Facebook Follies
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Dude… You’re Not Supposed to Press ‘Post’ In This Awkward Social Scenario, Plus Facebook Follies

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 8:05pm

The best thing about this is that I know every single one of you guys has done this at one time or another. Except... YOU DON'T PRESS POST. Now it's...

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Catfight! Michelle Beadle Opens Up About Feud with Erin Andrews
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Catfight! Michelle Beadle Opens Up About Feud with Erin Andrews

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 7:30pm

Want to know what two of sports media's most famous people think about each other?

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Say Hello to the Lovely Aarika Wolf
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Say Hello to the Lovely Aarika Wolf

by BroBible Babes on May 22, 2013 at 7:00pm

Aarika Wolf is a new model for us, but we'll keep her on the radar from now on. Here she models 80′s Purple bikinis, and we are left to contemplate where...

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Fat Dude Comedian Gets Attractive Heckler to Make Out with Him, Celebrates Like It’s the Super Bowl
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Fat Dude Comedian Gets Attractive Heckler to Make Out with Him, Celebrates Like It’s the Super Bowl

by BroBible Viral on May 22, 2013 at 6:30pm

The comedian's name is Jay Ward. Bar legend after this one.

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Watch the New Trailer for ‘Man of Steel’
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Watch the New Trailer for ‘Man of Steel’

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 6:05pm

We're only a few weeks away from the premiere of Man of Steel, and this trailer dropped today. It looks fucking awesome. Michael Shannon is a perfectly...

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Amy Schumer Interviews ‘Mr. Manhattan,’ a Man with a Giant Penis
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Amy Schumer Interviews ‘Mr. Manhattan,’ a Man with a Giant Penis

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 6:00pm

If you didn't watch last night's episode of Inside Amy Schumer, you sorta missed out. It was all about a subject we know all-too-well here at BroBible,...

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TI and Lil Wayne Release the Video for Their New Collab ‘Wit Me’
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TI and Lil Wayne Release the Video for Their New Collab ‘Wit Me’

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 5:30pm

New school rap has placed these guys in a weird middle ground. Rap equivalent of an elder superstar--definitely a few more years left in the tank, though...

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Hulk Hogan Does the Weather
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Hulk Hogan Does the Weather

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 5:09pm

I really want Hulk Hogan to make a comeback, but I'm not really sure that's ever going to happen after watching his weather performance. Hulk... America...

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The Summer I Was The Worst Intern Ever
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The Summer I Was The Worst Intern Ever

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 4:53pm

Take this cup of coffee and shove it up your dickhole. 

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Every Bro’s New Favorite Bro Rapper, Lil Dicky, Drops a Video About Being a ‘White Dude’
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Every Bro’s New Favorite Bro Rapper, Lil Dicky, Drops a Video About Being a ‘White Dude’

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 3:20pm

Th summer of Lil Dickey is upon us. The University of Richmond grad is killing it like no one else on YouTube right now. This afternoon every Bro's new...

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Conan O’Brien Crafts a Great Video Rebuttal to Taylor Swift on What Life’s Actually Like at ‘22’
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Conan O’Brien Crafts a Great Video Rebuttal to Taylor Swift on What Life’s Actually Like at ‘22’

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 3:20pm

A month or two back, Brandon penned an excellent reaction to Taylor Swift's video for "22." As Brandon notes, the whole thing is very much "like being...

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35 Police Needed to Rescue Naked University of Colorado Girl Tripping Balls on Shrooms
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35 Police Needed to Rescue Naked University of Colorado Girl Tripping Balls on Shrooms

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 2:49pm

Talk about a Rocky Mountain high. Quoth the source: "The young woman, identified as 21-year-old Taylor Powers, allegedly ingested some shrooms and was...

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ESPN Needs to Make a ‘30 For 30’ on Gordon Bombay RIGHT NOW
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ESPN Needs to Make a ‘30 For 30’ on Gordon Bombay RIGHT NOW

by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 2:32pm

If you don’t like the Mighty Ducks movie franchise, then you’re living life all wrong and Gordon Bombay would never want to bang your mom.

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Aziz Ansari Talks About Getting Too Old for Late Nights, Developing His New Standup Material
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Aziz Ansari Talks About Getting Too Old for Late Nights, Developing His New Standup Material

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 2:00pm

Youngman Aziz Ansari isn't so young anymore. He recently hit the big 3-0, and with that comes things like maturing and being tired. In this great...

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This Craig Ferguson-Zach Galifianakis Interview Breaks All the Rules
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This Craig Ferguson-Zach Galifianakis Interview Breaks All the Rules

by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 1:48pm

As a host, Craig Ferguson really doesn’t get the credit do to him. Let’s change that by highlighting this incredibly laidback and enjoyable interview....

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Wolf Blitzer Tells Atheist Tornado Survivor ‘You Gotta Thank the Lord,’ in Awkward Interview
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Wolf Blitzer Tells Atheist Tornado Survivor ‘You Gotta Thank the Lord,’ in Awkward Interview

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 1:45pm

During CNN's otherwise not-disastrous Oklahoma tornado news coverage yesterday, Wolf Blitzer repeatedly asked a woman, who turned out to be an atheist,...

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If You Want to Party with Justin Bieber, You Have to Sign a $5 Million Confidentiality Waiver
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If You Want to Party with Justin Bieber, You Have to Sign a $5 Million Confidentiality Waiver

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 1:42pm

Some say that freedom is what makes American so damn great. I disagree: I think it's our limitless ability to lawyer-up and contract out over whatever...

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Bro Uses Lines from ‘Fight Club’ To Pick Up Hot College Chicks
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Bro Uses Lines from ‘Fight Club’ To Pick Up Hot College Chicks

by BroBible Babes on May 22, 2013 at 1:03pm

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything..." Who knew "The first rule of Fight Club..." could be used to pick up chicks on a...

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The ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ Crazy Dude Is Facing Deportation
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The ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ Crazy Dude Is Facing Deportation

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 12:30pm

Gordon Ramsay is going to die.

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What is the Appropriate Punishment for Not Flushing a Dump in a Public Restroom?
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What is the Appropriate Punishment for Not Flushing a Dump in a Public Restroom?

by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 12:08pm

The BroBible offices are located in SoHo, perhaps the trendiest part of New York City, the cultural capital of the world. Admittedly, it’s an odd fit for...

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Shorter Xbox One Reveal: TV, TV, and More TV
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Shorter Xbox One Reveal: TV, TV, and More TV

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 11:55am

So I watched the whole Xbox One announcement yesterday and wrote this as quickly as I could afterward—because SOMEONE at Microsoft forgot to send us a...

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100 Greatest Quotes from Arrested Development
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100 Greatest Quotes from Arrested Development

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 11:18am

"I'll never understand that you can never be nude? I understand more than you'll...never know." -Tobias, to George Michael

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Watch This 14-Year-Old KILL Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’
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Watch This 14-Year-Old KILL Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’

by BroBible Viral on May 22, 2013 at 11:10am

I think it's safe to say that Tina S., the girl covering Van Halen's "Eruption," is an absolute prodigy. Here's the question that's hitting the Internet,...

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The ‘Workaholics’ Guys Performed as The Wizards on ‘Conan’ Last Night
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The ‘Workaholics’ Guys Performed as The Wizards on ‘Conan’ Last Night

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 10:49am

Before they got famous, Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, and Kyle Newacheck were just Internet comedians. Operating under the group name Mail...

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Mike Trout Hits for the Cycle, Can Pretty Much Do Everything
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Mike Trout Hits for the Cycle, Can Pretty Much Do Everything

by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 10:45am

Mike Trout became the youngest player in American League history to hit for the cycle by completing the rare feat last night against the Seattle...

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And Now, a Very Angry Rant About the Xbox One
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And Now, a Very Angry Rant About the Xbox One

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 10:10am

Super gamer Angry Joe of YouTube's Angry Joe Show is really, really "fucking disappointed" about Xbox One reveal event that happened yesterday. He hates...

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‘I’m Going to F*ck You in the Face!’: Lingerie Football League Coach Has a Sensational Sizzle Reel
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‘I’m Going to F*ck You in the Face!’: Lingerie Football League Coach Has a Sensational Sizzle Reel

by J. Camm on May 22, 2013 at 10:00am

Keith Hac of the Chicago Bliss is coaching like his goddamn life is on the line. Guy is REALLY approaching his LFL coaching gig with more passion than is...

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Michigan Footballs Are Made in the U.S.A., Not Ohio
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Michigan Footballs Are Made in the U.S.A., Not Ohio

by Reggie Noble on May 22, 2013 at 9:45am

The Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is intense. So intense, in fact, that neither school misses an opportunity to petulantly stick a finger into their hated...

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