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    Bro Named ‘Tank’ Texts a Bro a Wrong Number Thinking It’s a Girl, Doesn’t Know Who Amanda Bynes Is

    by Brandon Wenerd
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    10 Things You Need to Know About the Boardy Barn for MDW

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    10 Things Guys Should Know When Traveling to Miami

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    Strip Club-Hating Bro Gives Them Another Chance, Finally Sees the Light

    by Cullen Murray-Kemp
  • How We Party: Elon University

    How We Party: Elon University

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    Work Less By Pooping More!: Your Guide to Dropping Deuces on Company Time

    by Justin Gawel
  • Can an Open Relationship Really Ever Work? Plus 20-Years Later Are You On Team Biggie or Tupac?

    Can an Open Relationship Really Ever Work? Plus 20-Years Later Are You On Team Biggie or Tupac?

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One Bro’s Memories from the Greatest Summer of His Life
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One Bro’s Memories from the Greatest Summer of His Life

by BroBible Staff on May 23, 2013 at 4:12pm

After posting a decent enough GPA that said, “I didn’t necessarily try, but I also didn’t completely waste your money” in my sophomore year, I convinced...

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America’s Most Expensive House is for Sale in Greenwich, CT for a Mere $190 Million
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America’s Most Expensive House is for Sale in Greenwich, CT for a Mere $190 Million

by J. Camm on May 23, 2013 at 4:10pm

This crib is what I imagine when I think about Jay Gatsby's mansion, which, for the record, is not that often (I'm not a fucking weirdo for shit's...

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A Butcher In Seattle and Genius Human Is Selling Bacon Infused with Marijuana
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A Butcher In Seattle and Genius Human Is Selling Bacon Infused with Marijuana

by Lance Pauker on May 23, 2013 at 3:45pm

There's that Louis CK bit where he completely rips people for overusing the word "genius." I'm pretty sure the example he had in mind was pretty much...

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A Bro Dressed as Psy, Crashed All the Sweet Parties at Cannes
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A Bro Dressed as Psy, Crashed All the Sweet Parties at Cannes

by Andy Moore on May 23, 2013 at 3:30pm

Fun fact: If you wear large, comically oversized sunglasses inside, you can pretend to be anyone!

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7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
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7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails

by BroBible Staff on May 23, 2013 at 3:02pm

How to imbibe like Lucille Bluth. 

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One Girl’s Thoughts on ‘The Game’ of Hooking-Up
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One Girl’s Thoughts on ‘The Game’ of Hooking-Up

by Jordan Mooney on May 23, 2013 at 2:32pm

Growing up we’re taught if you want something, you give it your all, dedicate yourself to that goal and give your heart and soul; don’t stop until you...

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Morgan Freeman Fell Asleep While Being Interviewed, Because Morgan Freeman Don’t Care
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Morgan Freeman Fell Asleep While Being Interviewed, Because Morgan Freeman Don’t Care

by Andy Moore on May 23, 2013 at 2:30pm

At a certain point, stories about the soul-crushing boringness of press junket interviews will overshadow actual information that comes out of press...

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Washington Nationals Pitching Coach Steve McCatty Was in Playgirl; He’ll Never Hear the End of It
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Washington Nationals Pitching Coach Steve McCatty Was in Playgirl; He’ll Never Hear the End of It

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 2:23pm

When Washington Nationals pitching coach Steve McCatty was younger, he made the regrettable decision to pose for Playgirl. The results were predictably...

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‘Beer of Thrones’ Is Game of Thrones Reimagined as an Obnoxious Beer Commercial
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‘Beer of Thrones’ Is Game of Thrones Reimagined as an Obnoxious Beer Commercial

by Lance Pauker on May 23, 2013 at 2:20pm

You know how beer ads go. Oldish young people who wear formal but not so formal clothes, chill but intense about having a shitload of ridiculously...

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Boston’s Koji Uehara Was a Little Too Pumped Giving Out High-Fives, Terrifies Shane Victorino
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Boston’s Koji Uehara Was a Little Too Pumped Giving Out High-Fives, Terrifies Shane Victorino

by Lance Pauker on May 23, 2013 at 1:20pm

This is the way to do it. Red Sox setup man Koji Uehara has had a great season so far, but perhaps his most effective weapon is high-fives. He shows off...

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5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything
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5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything

by BroBible Staff on May 23, 2013 at 1:00pm

Not being backwards compatable is a huge dealbreaker, Microsoft. I don't give a sh*t about TV integration. I want to be able to play the game collection...

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Cincinnati’s Baseball Team Has Mastered the Art of the Postgame Interview
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Cincinnati’s Baseball Team Has Mastered the Art of the Postgame Interview

by Andy Moore on May 23, 2013 at 12:50pm

Cincinnati's baseball team is coming off a 24-32 season and its coach, Brian Cleary, was just fired. I think the Bearcats are still winning, though. At...

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Bill O’Reilly Was on ‘The Daily Show’ and Magic Happened
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Bill O’Reilly Was on ‘The Daily Show’ and Magic Happened

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 12:34pm

Any time Jon Stewart and Fox News' Bill O'Reilly are in the same room, sparks fly. The discussion is an entertaining take on current affairs. ...

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Conan O’Brien Introduces NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk
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Conan O’Brien Introduces NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 11:59am

There is nothing more American than watching a basketball mascot throw down a sick dunk off a trampoline. But not all mascots are created equal, as Conan...

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Watch the Red-Band Trailer for ‘We’re The Millers,’ Featuring a Stripping Jennifer Aniston
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Watch the Red-Band Trailer for ‘We’re The Millers,’ Featuring a Stripping Jennifer Aniston

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 11:50am

Today brought the first look at Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, and Nick Offerman in the new pot-smuggling comedy We're the Millers. Aniston plays a...

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Obama’s Prom Photos Are Amazing
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Obama’s Prom Photos Are Amazing

by Andy Moore on May 23, 2013 at 11:25am

The year was 1979. The place, Hawaii. And young Barry Obama—well, Obama was about to get lei'd. 

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The Trailer for ‘Don Jon,’ a Movie About a Jersey Meathead Porn Addict Featuring Scarlett Johansson
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The Trailer for ‘Don Jon,’ a Movie About a Jersey Meathead Porn Addict Featuring Scarlett Johansson

by Brandon Wenerd on May 23, 2013 at 11:21am

This movie is going to be HUGE with the Axe body spray-bathing BENNY crowd. “Don Jon's Addiction” is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut. It flick...

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Houston Astros Vendor Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones
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Houston Astros Vendor Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 10:30am

Houston Astros fans that paid inflated ballpark prices for snowcones will be delighted to know that they were probably sitting on a disgusting bathroom...

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K-Mart Is Re-Inventing the Advertising Game
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K-Mart Is Re-Inventing the Advertising Game

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 10:09am

The Ad Wizards who come up with K-Mart commercials are enjoying a banner quarter and it’s all because they are almost saying naughty words on television....

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Wife Bites Her Husband’s Genitals After He Makes Her Leave the Rodeo Early
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Wife Bites Her Husband’s Genitals After He Makes Her Leave the Rodeo Early

by J. Camm on May 23, 2013 at 10:00am

To gage just how white trash this is let me drop Anthony Hill's final quote after he confesses he was OUT OF LINE (yeah, he was in the wrong) for having...

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50 Common Misquotations That’ll Leave You Saying ‘I Was Wrong All These Years!?!’
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50 Common Misquotations That’ll Leave You Saying ‘I Was Wrong All These Years!?!’

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 9:45am

Our own Lance Pauker hates people who feel the need to point out the correct versions of quotes. Or at least I think that is what he said yesterday when...

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The Lonely Island Drops an Absolute Banger About Using SEMICOLONS
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The Lonely Island Drops an Absolute Banger About Using SEMICOLONS

by BroBible Viral on May 23, 2013 at 9:30am

Grammar Nazi's do your worst to find the problems with The Lonely Island's semicolon usage. 

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UFC Babe Arianny Celeste Shows off  Her Hangover Knowledge, Breasts
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UFC Babe Arianny Celeste Shows off Her Hangover Knowledge, Breasts

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 9:15am

Until this morning, I never thought about how much Arianny Celeste knew about The Hangover movie franchise. And then, for some reason, I was really...

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LeBron James Hits World’s Easiest Buzzer-Beater Against Indiana
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LeBron James Hits World’s Easiest Buzzer-Beater Against Indiana

by Reggie Noble on May 23, 2013 at 7:57am

The Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers played a thrilling back-and-forth Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals last night. The ending, however, was a bit...

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Summer Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
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Summer Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 10:57pm

A collection of hot girls from our Bros at The Chive.

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Here’s the Trailer for ‘Delivery Man,’ a Sperm Donor Comedy with Vince Vaughn and Chris Pratt
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Here’s the Trailer for ‘Delivery Man,’ a Sperm Donor Comedy with Vince Vaughn and Chris Pratt

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 8:05pm

Interesting, probably pretty good pairing here. Both work well in that sort of slacker ethos and that premise definitely fits here. The Delivery Man ...

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Dude… You’re Not Supposed to Press ‘Post’ In This Awkward Social Scenario, Plus Facebook Follies
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Dude… You’re Not Supposed to Press ‘Post’ In This Awkward Social Scenario, Plus Facebook Follies

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 8:05pm

The best thing about this is that I know every single one of you guys has done this at one time or another. Except... YOU DON'T PRESS POST. Now it's...

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Catfight! Michelle Beadle Opens Up About Feud with Erin Andrews
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Catfight! Michelle Beadle Opens Up About Feud with Erin Andrews

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 7:30pm

Want to know what two of sports media's most famous people think about each other?

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Say Hello to the Lovely Aarika Wolf
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Say Hello to the Lovely Aarika Wolf

by BroBible Babes on May 22, 2013 at 7:00pm

Aarika Wolf is a new model for us, but we'll keep her on the radar from now on. Here she models 80′s Purple bikinis, and we are left to contemplate where...

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Fat Dude Comedian Gets Attractive Heckler to Make Out with Him, Celebrates Like It’s the Super Bowl
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Fat Dude Comedian Gets Attractive Heckler to Make Out with Him, Celebrates Like It’s the Super Bowl

by BroBible Viral on May 22, 2013 at 6:30pm

The comedian's name is Jay Ward. Bar legend after this one.

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Watch the New Trailer for ‘Man of Steel’
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Watch the New Trailer for ‘Man of Steel’

by Andy Moore on May 22, 2013 at 6:05pm

We're only a few weeks away from the premiere of Man of Steel, and this trailer dropped today. It looks fucking awesome. Michael Shannon is a perfectly...

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Amy Schumer Interviews ‘Mr. Manhattan,’ a Man with a Giant Penis
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Amy Schumer Interviews ‘Mr. Manhattan,’ a Man with a Giant Penis

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 6:00pm

If you didn't watch last night's episode of Inside Amy Schumer, you sorta missed out. It was all about a subject we know all-too-well here at BroBible,...

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TI and Lil Wayne Release the Video for Their New Collab ‘Wit Me’
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TI and Lil Wayne Release the Video for Their New Collab ‘Wit Me’

by Lance Pauker on May 22, 2013 at 5:30pm

New school rap has placed these guys in a weird middle ground. Rap equivalent of an elder superstar--definitely a few more years left in the tank, though...

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Hulk Hogan Does the Weather
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Hulk Hogan Does the Weather

by Brandon Wenerd on May 22, 2013 at 5:09pm

I really want Hulk Hogan to make a comeback, but I'm not really sure that's ever going to happen after watching his weather performance. Hulk... America...

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The Summer I Was The Worst Intern Ever
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The Summer I Was The Worst Intern Ever

by BroBible Staff on May 22, 2013 at 4:53pm

Take this cup of coffee and shove it up your dickhole. 

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