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• The 15 hottest fans of March Madness, including the lovely ladies of Madison. [Bleacher Report]
  
• Soap opera actress Chrishell Stause is the hottest Murray State graduate you'll see today (unless you go to Murray State). [Hot Clicks]
  
• NSFW-ish: College girls make naughty, naughty decisions. [Double Viking]
  
• The 50 hottest redheads. Do the drapes make the curtains? We'll never know... [Complex]
  
• Casting call for hot girls of the Pac 10! [Playboy]
  
• Speaking of Playboy, Heidi Montag will soon be posing for the magazine with her new rack. [USA Today]
  
• Porn stars give their March Madness pic(k)s. [Asylum]
  
• Lovely ladies enjoying each other's loveliness. [Busted Coverage]
  
• We can never get too much Kaley Cuoco. [Big Smudge]
  
• E! should make a show called "Keeping up with Kim Kardashian's curves. [
  
• 10 crushes from the 1990s. [Unreality]
  
• NSFW-ish: Elizabeth Hurley. You've heard of her. [GorillaMask]
  
• The 10 notorious outlaw girlfriends. [AskMen]
  
• Lindsey Vonn goes to a movie premiere. [Epic Carnival]
  
• The 18 hottest Bollywood actresses. [Manolith]
  
• Lindsey Lohan is just "OK." [The Beer Goggler]
  
• Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee pictures. [CityRag]
  
• Busty babes. [Funtasticus]
  
• Busty cowgirls. [Uncoached]
  
• NSFW: Ass photo du jour. [The Chive]
  
• Sara Jean Underwood is hot in Playboy. [NextRound]
  
• Sexy volleyball cheerleaders. [DJ Mick]
  
• Snooki is being blamed for killing someone. [Warming Glow]
  
  Sports
  
• Flloyd Mayweather is flashing his money. I want to see this exact same picture with his fight purse when he takes on Pacquiao. [TPS]
  
• Chris Paul in a great viral parody of Paranormal Activity. With Leather]
  
• The hidden agendas in Obama's bracket. [Unathletic]
  
  Funny, Random, Etc.
  
• The 10 biggest beer drinking holidays. Spoiler Alert: the Super Bowl is #10 and St. Patrick's Day isn't even on the list. [The Bachelor Guy]
  
• The five saddest types of bars to drink in. [Holy Taco]
  
• The 10 best-dressed murderers of all time. [Details]
  
• Five bootlegging tips from Al Capone. [COED]
  
• Why you shouldn't complain about new Facebook designs. [College Humor]
  
• Five reasons why your gaming system is better than your girlfriend. [Regretful Morning]
  
• Five real-life paranormal encounters. [Ranker]
  
• Parents just don't understand. [The Daily What]
  
• The 10 most threatening band names. [Heavy]
  
• 9 satisfying reasons to stalk an ex. As funny as the article may be, please don't do this. [EGOtv]
  
• Biggie rapping on a Brooklyn street corner at the age of 17. [Caveman Circus]
  
• 10 Pranks that probably ended relationships. [Hail Mary Jane]
  
• Tiger and Elin battle it out on South Park. [Guyism]
  
• You know what really irks me? Pay-check journalism. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee received $30k to tell "In Touch" weekly she has been sleeping with Jesse James. [PopCrunch]

Sometimes we stumble across some ridiculous things on Craigslist. Today's jewel is from "Silas" in New York City who wants to exercise a lucky lady's vajayjay so she can "have full control" over Lil' Miss Muffet. We're not sure if his workout regimen for Pandora's Box involves a thigh master, but we imagine it does, especially since he put a similar query in the Queens Community section of Craigslist. We snatched snapped a screenshot of both posts. Have a laugh after the jump.  Keep Reading »

If you're as addicted to the Big Dance as we are, it's absolutely ludicrous to ask you to switch from CBS to FX this evening in order to catch the season finale of a cartoon. We hear you loud and clear: "No. Fucking. Way." However, we've been preaching the animated gospel of "Archer" since we first interviewed the show's creator, Adam Reed, back in January, when it was just a microscopic blip on our radar. In case you're out of the loop, Sterling Archer is a debonair, boozy secret agent (and former prep school laxer) who bangs lots of ladies and rattles off suggestive, wise-cracking one-liners while kicking bad-guy ass.

If San Diego vs. Tennessee or any of the 9 o'clock games go into overtime (which is a very real possibility, considering the rest of the day's events), you're probably not going to want to switch over. We completely understand. However, if the college hoop games wrap up before 11, you'll be able to catch an encore performance of Archer's season finale. You can always catch it on Hulu and On-Demand in about a week or the re-run on Sunday night. Fortunately, we hear FX is bringing the show back for a second season, and we'll continue to plug it hard so hopefully it won't be as ill-fated as other short-lived gems such as "Arrested Development" and "Freaks and Geeks." A promo for tonight's episode is after the jump.

Tonight's NCAA Tournament on CBS and March Madness On Demand:
7:10 p.m.: (9) Northern Iowa vs. (8) UNLV
7:15 p.m.: (16) East Tennessee State vs. (1) Kentucky
7:20 p.m.: (11) Washington vs. (6) Marquette
7:25 p.m.: (14) Ohio vs. (3) Georgetown
9:30 p.m.: (16) Lehigh vs. (1) Kansas
9:35 p.m.: (9) Wake Forest vs. (8) Texas
9:40 p.m.: (14) Montana vs. (3) New Mexico
9:45 p.m.: (11) San Diego State vs. (6) Tennessee

The rest of tonight's lineup, and the "Archer" preview, is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

We're seven and a half games into the first day of the NCAA tournament, and already we've had a buzzer-beater 14-over-3 upset, an overtime and a double overtime game, a one-point win, and, OK, a few blowouts. (UTEP is also up 33-27 on Butler at the half in the "buried game"). People are already saying this is the best Day 1 of the Tournament ever, but we've still got a whole night's worth of action left before we can make that determination.

So how's everyone doing in the BroBible.com Pick'Em pool? Of 1,029 total entries with completed brackets, just 12, count 'em 12, have nailed the first 7 games perfectly. D. Markowitz, A. Okun, C. Forde, A. Hagan, N. Storm, N. Williams, N. Carkery, J. Zampelli, H. Wadingsworth, M. Madison, B. Dunmire, and J. Haight should enjoy their perfection while it lasts. Another 105 have guessed 6 of 7 correctly (just like President Obama). BroBible's Mr. T and Waffles McButter both have 5 out of 7 so far, while joePA and I are laying the groundwork for a Murray State-esque comeback with just three.

So who did everyone pick to win the National Championship? We crunched the numbers and even made a big fat Excel chart. Find out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Despite Florida loss in double overtime and Villanova's OT victory over, Murray State's 66/65 buzzer-beater upset over Vanderbilt is the shocker of the day thus far. Video of the winning shot after the jump.  Keep Reading »

BroBible is once again livestreaming Spring Break 2010 from Panama City Beach! The live video, brought to you by our friends at VuiVision, can be watched in the top right corner of the homepage, just below the Unleash button. Simply hit Play and the livestream will begin. If you want to watch on your mobile phone -- whether it's an iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, Pre, or even a flip up phone -- just go to www.vuivision.com/brobible/live.

UPDATE: We're back live, starting around 4:10 p.m. We'll be filming till we run out of battery...

UPDATE 2: That's a feel girls' asses competition that you're watching right now.

If you're not in front of a television or can't livestream the NCAA tournament action at work, we're giving live, rapid-fire updates over on Twitter. Already today, Old Dominion knocked off Notre Dame by a point. BYU just beat Florida in double overtime, and it Villanova is up 4 on #15 Robert Morris in overtime.

UPDATE: Robert Morris just got a huge steal off an inbounds after hitting two free throws. Down 1 with 28 seconds left. Nova to the line.

UPDATE 2: Nova wins 73-70. We've already got our first Bill Rafferty gem of the tournament, btw: "He has stroked it admirably!"

Dan Dunn has a bro's dream job: professional Imbiber. Best known as Playboy's booze and party corespondent, Dunn's livelihood is largely based on a surgical analysis of alcoholic beverages and partying culture. For example, take this excerpt from his last book, "Nobody Likes a Quitter," where he breaks down two stages of drunkenness that most bros know well:

"It happened after yet another long day of Phase II drinking -- Phase I is where you can still count the number of drinks youve had; Phase II is where you just count the hours youve been drinking, figuring your burn rate is about six or seven drinks an hour -- its not unlike the drug guys in movies who weigh the money instead of counting it."

Dunn's legendary benders include parties with Bond girls, a certain bombshell hotel-chain heiress, and a coterie of Hollywood A-listers, including Bill Murray. His next book, "Living Loaded," will soon hit bookstores. Earlier this month, BroBible's AZ spent a debauched three days with Dunn in Mexico gulping Jose Cuervo, frequenting Guadalajara strip clubs, and getting addicted to a mysterious and vaguely narcotic energy drink called "B:oost." BroBible caught up with him over the weekend to discuss why you should stay away from Smurf-colored cocktails, why you shouldn't bang a waitress at your favorite bar, and why to keep your drunk photos off Facebook.  Keep Reading »

Do you want to read 122 texts that Tiger Woods sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James as he arranged one sexcapade after another? They include utter acts of kindness ("what would you like to eat?"; "There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful") and then, um, everything else, like these two texts: "I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap... your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat." So there's that, and also references to threesomes, golden showers, quickies, and, oh, yeah, promises to "slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy." The full transcript is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Most of us -- aside from a noble few who are saving their livers for post-mortem donation -- love to get royally fucked up. Whether the poison of choice is booze, marijuana, or hardcore narcotics, people our age tend to do mind-altering things in grotesque excess; often that results in us doing the craziest shit imaginable. Which is the point, right? Well, on Wednesday I saw a story that made me realize our lewd behavior and excessive lifestyle might have to change someday. No time soon, of course, but perhaps someday.

As CNN reported, a 33-year-old whiskey-loving gent by the name of Larry Long, is now the early front-runner for Father of the Year. The Kentucky native gained this notoriety by his actions a few evenings ago. Larry started his night, as he does every night, by smoking pot at work, and then he and his beautiful girlfriend (and I use the word beautiful in the loosest way possible), Brandy Hatton, cracked open a brand new bottle of whiskey when he got home. Up to this point, all of this sounds like child's play, but what happened next is as outstanding as it is horrifying. It is also probably pretty blurry to Larry so let me see if I can jog his memory by detailing how the events likely played out. This, by the way, is the only logical explanation, so I am 99% sure it's what happened.  Keep Reading »

It's finally here: March Madness in all its glory. And once again CBS and the NCAA are making every single game available online right here (this is the smartest sports-related move I think a network has ever made), so even if you can't camp out in a bar all day (like Mr. T), you have no excuse not to watch. There are of course 16 games today, beginning with Florida vs. BYU at 12:20 p.m. ET. After six more afternoon games, plus the buried 4:45 game between UTEP and Butler, #1 seeds Kentucky and Kansas will take the floor tonight at 7:15 and 9:30, respectively. The full lineup is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

I tossed and turned as I tried to fall asleep last night. I was going through the possible scenarios in my head with one day before the NCAA Tournament and it wasn't sitting right. West Virginia just isn't going to make the Final. I should've suspected something was wrong when I advanced them to the Final in my bracket on Sunday night. It didn't feel good at the time and four days later it's only gotten worse.  Keep Reading »

• 15 NCAA tournament look-alikes. [Bleacher Report]
  
• Ah, I hear Austin is wonderful this time of year. Here's a gallery of the sexy women of SXSW. [COED]
  
• Tiger Woods had a "RydHer Cup" St. Paddy's Day float. [Busted Coverage]
  
• 20 hilarious comics worth reading. [Regretful Morning]
  
• Can Sports Illustrated's Hot Clicks pick Steve Nash as an SNL Host? [Hot Clicks]
  
• NSFW: Anita's all about taking off her top. [GorillaMask]
  
• 14 drinks named after athletes. [College Humor]
  
• Shea Rocher is one hot party chick. [DJ Mick]
  
• Great read: A Q/A with Jason Alexander. [Mental Floss]
  
• Seven common Facebook interests and what they really mean. [Guyism]
  
• SFW: Miltary Porn! Get some. [Holy Taco]
  
• Funny pick-up lines. [Funny Crave]
  
• Are these girls America's Next Top Models or America's next big porn stars? [Ranker]
  
• 10 funny .gifs that are an instant hangover cure. [The Chive]
  
• Comic book characters who bring the party and the lame. [Asylum]
  
• Women's Day could only come up with 10 things that turn men off. Waffle's McButter has 30. [Linkiest]
  
• Ouch. Only a week and a half after his wife Sandra Bullock won best actress for "The Blind Side," a tattooed model claims she's had an affair with Bullock's husband, Jesse James. [NY Post]
  
  Most of the gossip blogs are reporting this morning that the Oscar-winning actress has already left the celebrity motorcycle builder. BroBible has obtained a NSFW-ish picture and video of Jesse James' mistress, Michelle "Bombshell"McGee, who's represented by our friends at SoCal Glamour girls. Check McGee out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: Like most of you, we've got big ideas and aspirations for 2010; and yet, we don't always have all the answers. So we've asked an oracle among Bros, Danny Brocean, to offer up one small nugget of Bro wisdom each day -- a fortune cookie of insight, if you will. We hope you find them just as useful as we do.

Q. "What is your greatest regret?"
A. "My greatest regret is that I have not given out much, much more, because inside me there is much more that I would have liked to give. It sounds arrogant, but it is the truth: I do not feel that I gave everything I could of." --Luise Rainer on the occasion of her 100th birthday. Find a way to give something back and shock yourself at the results.

We're at 855 members in our BroBible.com Pick'Em group on ESPN, and I want to hit a thousand members by the first tip-off, Thursday at 11:30 a.m. So join the group by clicking here. Though ESPN allows up to 10 entries, we will limit each BroBible reader to two brackets in our group. If we determine that you entered more than two brackets, all your brackets will be disqualified.

So what can you win? The first-place winner will receive a $250 Amazon.com gift card; second and third place will receive $100 and $50 Amazon.com gift cards, respectively. All winners will also receive gear from the BroBible store.

Entry is free, and the deadline to fill out brackets is tip-off of the first game on Thursday, around 11:30 a.m. Good luck!

Click here to join the BroBible.com Pick'Em group!