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30 Things a Girl Can Do to Turn a Guy Off in Bed

by Waffles McButter | March 17, 2010 at 11:00 a.m.

3. Having a bunny trail. We watch tons of porn and we took sex education in high school; we don't need a trail carved out for us to find your vag. Just as disgusting: nipple hair. 4. A poorly manicured bush. We want... More »

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NSFW: Brea Bennett Is Worth a Glance, Or Several Hundred

by Waffles McButter | March 15, 2010 at 10:01 p.m.

Country: USA State: Arizona Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday: 1987-02-07 Breast Measurements: 32B Here come the NSFW Photos. Past Porn Stars of the Week Lanny... More »

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Forever 'The Dude,' Oscar Winner Jeff Bridges is Your Bro of the Week

by Waffles McButter | March 12, 2010 at 1:16 p.m.

Many may forget, but Bridges had another very Dude-like role in 2009's "The Men Who Stare at Goats." Although the movie blew that particular animal, Bridges, as always, put on a very enjoyable performance,... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The 11 Girls You'll Meet on Spring Break

by Waffles McButter | March 11, 2010 at 2:41 p.m.

On Spring Break, no one gives a fuck what or who you do -- as long as you weren't stupid enough to invite your girlfriend. Aside from your bros, everyone else is going to be a complete stranger, and that is the beauty... More »

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The 11 Worst Things a Guy Can Do in Bed to Ruin Things With a Chick

by Waffles McButter | March 10, 2010 at 10:51 a.m.

CuBro, There isn't just one thing that a man can do to ruin a sexual encounter. Even if you are a sensible human being with no aspirations of literally defecating on another person, there are still plenty of things... More »

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35 Beautiful Milk Mustache-Wearing Women

by Waffles McButter | March 9, 2010 at 12:00 p.m.

Hayden Panettiere Ana Ivanovic Angelina Jolie Heidi Klum Amanda Bynes Lindsay Lohan Jessica Alba Tyra Banks Kelly Clarkson Britney Spears Danica Patrick Miley... More »

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NSFW: Lanny Barby is Our Readers' Choice For Porn Star of the Week

by Waffles McButter | March 8, 2010 at 11:10 p.m.

Aliases: Lanny Barbie, Lanni Barby, Lannie Barby, Lannie Barbie, Lanie, Lani Barbi, Lanny BarbyLannie Barbie, Lenny Barbie, Lanni Barbie Country: Canada State: Quebec Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday:... More »

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Things Are Looking Up for Tiger Woods, Our Bro of the Week

by Waffles McButter | March 5, 2010 at 1:25 p.m.

Anyway, Tiger deserves to be the Bro of the Week for several reasons and I have detailed them using the handsome numerical list below. 1. Elin's Return: How this wily son of a bitch managed to sweet talk Elin -- a... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of the University of Kentucky

by Waffles McButter | March 4, 2010 at 1:27 p.m.

The University of Kentucky possesses a geographically diverse student body, which only enhances the crop of ladies to choose from. No matter what kind of girls you are into -- from farm hands to city slickers --... More »

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Have You Ordered Your Waffles McButter Vintage Logo T-Shirt Yet?

by Waffles McButter | March 3, 2010 at 1:36 p.m.

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Nina Hartley Explains Why It's Less Safe for Porn Stars to Use Condoms

by Waffles McButter | March 3, 2010 at 10:58 a.m.

While it seems counter intuitive to say that using condoms on camera increases our risk, it remains true. First, porn sex lasts 40 to 60 minutes. In real life intercourse usually lasts under 10 minutes. Even with the... More »

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Porn Star Turned Sex Expert Nina Hartley Dishes on Understanding Women's Bodies, the Struggling Adult Film Industry, and Whether Size Matters

by Waffles McButter | March 2, 2010 at 12:50 p.m.

Nina Hartley: Learn how to kiss. Learn to slow down. Learn how to give a proper foot/shoulder rub. Learn how to listen. Learn how to pull hair. Learn about girl parts and how they work. Learn to surf your pleasure so... More »

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NSFW - Lacie Heart is "Working" Her Way Through School

by Waffles McButter | March 1, 2010 at 11:13 p.m.

Aliases: Lacie Hart, Laci Heart, Lacey Heart, Laciie Hart, Lacy Heart Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday: 1986-08-22 Eye: Green Hair: Blonde Measurements: 34B-27-34 Here are the NSFW... More »

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Ten Inspiring Videos For Mustache March

by Waffles McButter | March 1, 2010 at 3:08 p.m.

Family Guy tells us Mustache Conduct Tom Selleck's magnum mustache A damn fine reason why a mustache isn't for everyone (watch till the end, hilarious outrage) Ron Fucking Swanson The Mustache... More »

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This Week's BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index is Having a Lot of Sex

by Waffles McButter | February 26, 2010 at 4:31 p.m.

4. Heidi Northcott You may not recognize her at this angle -- or clothed for that matter -- but she was Chuck Liddell's leading lady in his latest workout video. You remember, the one where Chuck risked a staff... More »

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How Do You Choose Between a Couple Millers and Public Fellatio?

by Waffles McButter | February 26, 2010 at 11:08 a.m.

After much deliberation, the verdict is that Mike Comrie wins! And honestly, how could he not? I mean, come on. Sure the other guys are repping the USA but this guy (who previous was unknown outside of hockey) got one... More »

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Hey Bros, Caption This Photo!

by Waffles McButter | February 25, 2010 at 2:28 p.m.

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of the University of Alabama

by Waffles McButter | February 25, 2010 at 1:38 p.m.

Located in Tuscaloosa, the University of Alabama's campus is a nirvana-like setting for any guy with an appetite for southern belles, college football, and Mercedes Benz. If I have learned anything from speaking to... More »

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10 Ways to Get Wasted in Class and Not Get Caught (We Hope)

by Waffles McButter | February 23, 2010 at 1:51 p.m.

Note: As with all drinking, going overboard in class will get you caught, so be sure to not get so utterly shit faced that you make an ass out of yourself, the professor kicks you out, and you fail the class. Oh, and... More »

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NSFW: Eve Angel is One Sexy Hungarian Porn Star

by Waffles McButter | February 22, 2010 at 11:02 p.m.

Aliases: Eve Nubiles, Evie Dobbos, Eve, Servine, Sevrine, Eva Shine, Evie D., Severine, Katie, S, Eva, Jodie, Evie, Marina Mendoza, Seurine Country: Hungary Town: Budapest Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday:... More »

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Reports: 'Growing Pains' Star Andrew 'Boner' Koenig is Missing

by Waffles McButter | February 22, 2010 at 12:48 p.m.

To most of us, Andrew will always be Boner Stabone. Mikey Seaver's sidekick that had an affinity for the voluptuous Woo Woo Burkawitz, a father who was oddly named Sylvester Stabone, and a young man that possessed a... More »

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Bro of the Week: Shaun White

by Waffles McButter | February 19, 2010 at 1:19 p.m.

The Flying Tomato won gold in the half-pipe on Wednesday and it seems like all White does is win. When it comes to snowboarding, Shaun is considered the Michael Jordan of his sport. He is not only a sure bet to succeed... More »

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New Waffles McButter Distressed Logo T-Shirts Now Available in the BroBible Gear Store

by Waffles McButter | February 17, 2010 at 11:16 a.m.

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Villanova University

by Waffles McButter | February 15, 2010 at 1:16 p.m.

From getting robbed at gun point on Temple's campus (happened to a friend of mine twice in one week) to grabbing a "wiz with" cheese steak at Pat's, the city of Philadelphia boasts a plethora of things to do and schools... More »

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The 10 Most Bro Presidents in American History

by Waffles McButter | February 15, 2010 at 11:26 a.m.

Andrew Jackson What makes him a bro: It took very little to stoke Old Hickory's fire. Rumor has it that if you called him a scallywag or cut off his horse and buggy, it was fucking go time. As a matter of fact, prior... More »

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NSFW: Elena Grimaldi Wants You to be Her Valentine

by Waffles McButter | February 14, 2010 at 9:03 p.m.

Elena isn't my particular cup of babe, but she is a 23-year-old Italian import with a smoking hot body. What can I say: her face doesn't do it for me. At least not in the same ways Brea Lynn's or Shawna Lenee's... More »

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From the Sidelines to Super Bowl MVP, Saints Quarterback Drew Brees is BroBible's Bro of the Week

by Waffles McButter | February 12, 2010 at 2:27 p.m.

The king of Mardi Gras has earned this week's title for the obvious reasons -- like winning the Super Bowl and the subsequent MVP award. But one-dimensional he is not, which is exactly why he is the perfect choice for... More »

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What Should a Single Bro Do on Valentine's Day?

by Waffles McButter | February 12, 2010 at 11:58 a.m.

Chayvid, This year, just like last, the stars are aligned for the single bro looking to make unfamiliar ends meet on Valentine's Day. We all hate Valentine's Day, but this year, the king of all Hallmark holidays is... More »

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Wake the F*ck Up Coffee Aims to Wake You the F*ck Up

by Waffles McButter | February 11, 2010 at 11:05 a.m.

After my sniff test and snorting several lines of coffee grounds -- that's what they do in Columbia -- I brewed a large pot for everyone at my apartment. It was a Saturday morning that followed a long night of... More »

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The 15 Acceptable Chick Flicks a Bro Can Be Forced to Watch This Valentine's Day

by Waffles McButter | February 10, 2010 at 2:03 p.m.

"The Notebook" Starring: Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams Why it's acceptable to see it: The guy builds a house with his bare hands, grows a sick beard in the process, and ultimately the gorgeous broad comes crawling... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Trinity College

by Waffles McButter | February 9, 2010 at 1:44 p.m.

I had several contributors write in to help me discuss this week's school. From current students to recent alumni, Bros couldn't wait to gush about the broads that pollute Trinity's campus. One guy summed Trinity up... More »

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*NSFW* Meggan Mallone Will Cure Your Case of the Mondays

by Waffles McButter | February 8, 2010 at 10:25 p.m.

Aliases: Meggan, Meggan Powers, Meggan Nubiles, Meggan Malone, Megan FTV State: Texas Town: Houston Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday: 1986-12-30 Cup: C Don't forget that you can find Meggan at these great porn... More »

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Breakthrough Technology Turns Schweddy Balls into Fresh Balls

by Waffles McButter | February 8, 2010 at 3:03 p.m.

We all sweat when we work out; perspiration is a healthy and natural part of life. But if your ball sack is pouring out liters of sweat each day -- like the inventor of Fresh Balls, Dr. Frank Brooks was -- then it's... More »

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Who Would You Rather? Super Bowl XLIV Cheerleader Edition

by Waffles McButter | February 5, 2010 at 2:56 p.m.

New Orleans Saints Indianapolis Colts Photos courtesy of More »

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SFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25

by Waffles McButter | February 3, 2010 at 3:04 p.m.

This list took me a painful amount of time to construct because a lot of girls who walk the path of pornography do so upon realizing their faces, and the welts that live on its surface, were never meant to be seen in... More »

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Roxxxy the Sex Robot Offers Hope to Virgins Everywhere

by Waffles McButter | February 1, 2010 at 3:17 p.m.

From the looks of the picture, Doug invented this ugly fuck-bot out of personal necessity. But, despite his horrifying looks, Doug claims to be a happily married man who only developed Roxxxy as a marketable application... More »

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*NSFW* Porn Star of the Week Goes Milf With Janine Lindemulder

by Waffles McButter | January 31, 2010 at 10:26 p.m.

Aliases: Janine, Janine Lindemuller Country: United States State: California Birthday: 1968-11-14 Eye: Brown Hair: Blond Breats: 36C Here come the NSFW photos: More »

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NSFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 4)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:33 p.m.

Nikki Jayne Birthday: June 10, 1985 Raven Riley Birthday: September 6, 1986 Roxy Panther Birthday: October 20, 1987 Sadie West Birthday: March 13, 1988 Sasha Grey Birthday: March 14,... More »

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SFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 4)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:31 p.m.

Nikki Jayne Birthday: June 10, 1985 Raven Riley Birthday: September 6, 1986 Roxy Panther Birthday: October 20, 1987 Sadie West Birthday: March 13, 1988 Sasha Grey Birthday: March 14,... More »

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NSFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 3)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:28 p.m.

Kayden Kross Birthday: September 15, 1985 Lela Starr Birthday: June 13, 1985 Lexi Belle Birthday: August 5, 1987 Mackenzee Pierce Birthday: March 10, 1988 Madelyn Marie Birthday: January 28,... More »

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SFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 3)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:25 p.m.

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SFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 2)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:21 p.m.

Capri Anderson Birthday: March 30, 1988 Eva Angelina Birthday: March 14, 1985 Gracie Glam Birthday: March 23, 1991 Halia Hill(Left) Birthday: November 5, 1988 Hannah Hilton Birthday: June 21,... More »

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NSFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25 (Part 2)

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:18 p.m.

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NSFW: The Top 40 Porn Stars Under the Age of 25

by Waffles McButter | January 30, 2010 at 2:14 p.m.

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Waffles McButter's 10-Step Guide to Breaking Up With a Girl

by Waffles McButter | January 28, 2010 at 2:36 p.m.

Pre-Breakup: 1. Cock Block Your Friends Promoting cock blocking usually goes against everything I stand for, but once you throw a dagger in your girl's heart, her next logical move will be to get revenge by way of... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Loyola University (Maryland)

by Waffles McButter | January 26, 2010 at 2:28 p.m.

The Looks Department Although their neighboring college, Johns Hopkins University, is littered with bio-waste, Loyola's campus is the exact opposite. It is filled with absolute stunners. The school is chock-full of... More »

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Kurt Metzger Tells Us What Light Bulbs, Jelly Jars, and Mice Have in Common

by Waffles McButter | January 25, 2010 at 11:53 p.m.

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*NSFW* Kagney Linn Karter Kicks Off Your Sunday

by Waffles McButter | January 24, 2010 at 1:29 p.m.

Aliases: Kagney Lin Karter, Kagney Linn, Kagney Linn Carter, Kagney Karter Country: United States State: Texas Ethnicity: Caucasian Birthday: 1987-03-03 Vagina: Standard Breast Measurements: 34D Here come the... More »

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The 15 Most Undeserving Millionaires in America

by Waffles McButter | January 22, 2010 at 11:13 a.m.

Perez Hilton If you are looking at this picture and not thinking to yourself, "Fuck, I wish the bastard who gave him that shiner just finished the job," then you should immediately close your browser and begin... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Indiana University

by Waffles McButter | January 20, 2010 at 12:09 p.m.

When it comes to important subject matter like girls, partying, and mind-demolishing drugs, Indiana University certainly boasts an impressive resume. The charming ladies of IU have been featured in Playboy's "Girls... More »

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College Never Looked So Good: The Girls of the Tempe 12

by Waffles McButter | January 19, 2010 at 12:47 p.m.

Become a fan of Tempe 12 on Facebook and Twitter or follow their video series on YouTube. More »

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Tom Papa is 'The Marriage Ref'

by Waffles McButter | January 18, 2010 at 11:36 p.m.

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*NSFW* Ashylnn Brooke: Used Car Salesman to Porn Star of the Week

by Waffles McButter | January 16, 2010 at 11:36 p.m.

Every time I search for a new star to highlight, I make sure that she is a fucking porn star and by that I mean she better fuck in her videos or she is not even considered. Each week, I waste lots of time looking at... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Johns Hopkins University

by Waffles McButter | January 15, 2010 at 1:40 p.m.

Located in stunning and completely safe (if you own a samurai sword) Baltimore, Md., Johns Hopkins is a small university with roughly 4,500 undergraduates -- approximately eight of whom are attractive women. For those... More »

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Help the People of Haiti by Donating $10 to the Red Cross

by Waffles McButter | January 15, 2010 at 11:03 a.m.

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20 Reasons Why Pete Carroll Is An Idiot and Lane Kiffin Is Not

by Waffles McButter | January 13, 2010 at 11:12 a.m.

If the first 20 reasons didn't convince you that Petey is a horse's ass then maybe Seattle's stunning weather will convince you. Or perhaps these girls who are so... More »

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The 10 Worst People You Might Encounter in a Public Bathroom

by Waffles McButter | January 12, 2010 at 2:02 p.m.

Previously, by way of wonderful top 10 lists, I explored a few groups of people that are synonymous to specific environments, most notably the cast of people you are likely to notice at your local gym and the different... More »

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NSFW: Brea Lynn Is A Former Penthouse Pet and Your Porn Star of the Week

by Waffles McButter | January 11, 2010 at 10:12 p.m.

In 2008, Brea left porn momentarily to pursue other interests. After finding God (purely a guess), Brea realized her place in this world was spinning atop a strangers penis and being videotaped while doing so. Some... More »

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10 Hollywood Hotties Who Fell Off the Map

by Waffles McButter | January 7, 2010 at 12:25 p.m.

Last night, as I was watching TV, something hit me. A commercial came on for a new movie starring Harrison Ford and Brendon Fraser -- how he continues to find work as an actor eats me alive. Anyway, while watching the... More »

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Who Should BroBible Try to Book for Our Big Summer 2010 Concert?

by Waffles McButter | January 6, 2010 at 12:14 p.m.

Passion Pit Ghostland Observatory Kid Cudi Wale Wiz Khalifa Mike Posner Girl Talk Pretty Lights Chromeo Lupe Fiasco Rebelution Hockey Bad Fish Chiddy Bang More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Arizona State University

by Waffles McButter | January 6, 2010 at 11:10 a.m.

Our insider this week is a Bro who rolls under the alias HangBROver. He is a recent ASU graduate and after reading this, you will wish that you were too because not even the dry desert heat is as hot as these chicks.... More »

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Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco Steps Up His Game

by Waffles McButter | January 5, 2010 at 10:50 p.m.

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British Researchers Claim G-Spot Isn't Real

by Waffles McButter | January 4, 2010 at 5:57 p.m.

Like donating money to charity, searching for a woman's G-spot might just be a fruitless endeavor. Scientists are now saying that the G-spot does not exist at all. According to the largest study ever conducted on this... More »

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Boobs Glorious Boobs: Study Says Staring at Breasts Increases Life Span

by Waffles McButter | January 4, 2010 at 11:50 a.m.

You could make the argument that anytime you become excited, especially sexually, your heart rate rises and you would gain some medical benefit from it. According to an article we found on The Med Guru, doctors in... More »

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College Chicks Breakdowns: The Girls of James Madison University

by Waffles McButter | January 3, 2010 at 8:38 p.m.

The admissions department at James Madison must be comprised of all dudes because the ratio of hens to cocks is an outstanding 61% to 39%. You'd have to be a butt pirate not to like those numbers. According to our eye... More »

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Carolina Ardohain is Spank Worthy, Hooters Hits Aspen and Goodbye 2009

by Waffles McButter | December 31, 2009 at 5:24 p.m.

Goodbye, 2009 "2009: The Game" at Heavy.com perhaps best summarizes what 2009 was all about. [Heavy] The Year In... On-Air Mishaps [Deadspin] The Best Websites of 2009 [Complex] 10 totally random and completely... More »

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Maverik Lacrosse Teams Up With Paul Rabil in new 'Soldiers Exposed' Video Series

by Waffles McButter | December 31, 2009 at 1:21 p.m.

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Who Would You Rather? - Vomit In Your Mouth Edition

by Waffles McButter | December 31, 2009 at 12:29 p.m.

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The 5 Biggest Douchebags of 2009

by Waffles McButter | December 31, 2009 at 11:23 a.m.

All that I can say is that I wish his mother was Molly Miscarriage. Spencer Pratt Although this retard hasn't made noise in the last couple of months you just know something in on the horizon. After all, it's... More »

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Bar Refaeli's Latest Photoshoot And Mayweather Jr. Verbally Abuses His Sparring Partner

by Waffles McButter | December 30, 2009 at 5:52 p.m.

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Who Would You Rather? Australian Edition

by Waffles McButter | December 30, 2009 at 3:59 p.m.

Emily Scott Tammin Sursok Sophie Monk Imogen Bailey More »

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A Singing Summation of 2009

by Waffles McButter | December 30, 2009 at 2:30 p.m.

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Marquette University

by Waffles McButter | December 30, 2009 at 1:07 p.m.

Marquette, located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin (this came as news to me), might be most known for their basketball program and for being the breeding ground of an NBA superstar, Dwayne Wade. Our guys on the inside tell us... More »

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New Rumors About What Really Happened to Tiger Woods on Thanksgiving

by Waffles McButter | December 30, 2009 at 10:48 a.m.

Email courtesy of Furman Bisher. "I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. As we know Tigers agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another IMG Agent;... More »

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Brandy Blair: Former NBA Cheerleader Turned Porn Star

by Waffles McButter | December 26, 2009 at 9:24 p.m.

Prior to moving to LA to pursue a career in fucking, Brandy was a dancer for the Atlanta Hawks. So we should assume that she isn't shy around a 14 inch cock. Being an NBA cheerleader sounds like a cool job, but the... More »

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The Top 10 Midgets in Hollywood

by Waffles McButter | December 23, 2009 at 1:14 p.m.

Little People Big World My heart goes out to the two normal-sized kids in this family. Close your eyes for a minute and picture the hell it must be growing up with little elves for parents. I seriously don't know how... More »

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Waffles Tackles Albinos, Golf, and Shooting Pool

by Waffles McButter | December 22, 2009 at 2:36 p.m.

Yo Bro, You pose a very interesting question. Well, the first one is interesting, the second one, however, is simple. Golf, to me, is more bro. Others out there in the BroBible universe feel free to weigh in but I... More »

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BroBible, Waffles McButter, and STS Are Heading to Spring Break, and We Want You and Your Friends to Party With Us

by Waffles McButter | December 21, 2009 at 4:22 p.m.

This year, thanks to the gracious folks over at STS Travel, some of the BroBible gang that you know and love -- including yours truly -- is going on Spring Break. Although we have not set our dates yet (likely the first... More »

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BroBible Late Night: Isis Taylor is Your Porn Star of the Week

by Waffles McButter | December 20, 2009 at 2:00 a.m.

Birthday: October 23, 1989 Eye: Hazel Hair: Brown Height: 5' 8" Weight: 130 lbs Vaginal Status: She's 20, its perfect! Titty Conditions: 34C with perky nip heads. To find videos of the lovely Ms. Taylor... More »

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Should a Bro Date a MILF with a Two Year Old?

by Waffles McButter | December 15, 2009 at 12:52 p.m.

Since I cannot think of a humane way for you to rid yourself of her excess baggage, I can only offer one option for a man of your age and in your shoes: Run, motherfucker. Break the speed of sound for all I care, just... More »

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BroBible Late Night: Jon Lajoie is One of the Funniest 'Everyday Normal Guys' Around

by Waffles McButter | December 14, 2009 at 11:09 p.m.

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BroBible, Waffles McButter, and STS Are Heading to Spring Break, and We Want You and Your Friends to Party With Us

by Waffles McButter | December 14, 2009 at 2:33 p.m.

While in Acapulco, we will be throwing daytime contests at the pool, handing out loads of free swag, conducting hostile takeovers at many of the clubs and bars at night, and crowning the Ultimate Bro of Spring Break,... More »

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Why We Would Rather Drink a Capri Anderson Than a Capri Sun

by Waffles McButter | December 12, 2009 at 10:45 p.m.

Capri Anderson is a smoky eyed, nubile fawn who can also be seen performing under these alternate aliases: Capri, Alexis Capri, Capri FTV, Capri Nubiles, Christina, Walsh, and, my personal favorite, Stella Costanza.... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of UCSB

by Waffles McButter | December 10, 2009 at 10:53 a.m.

To give you further insight, the school is located just minutes from the beach and each year they utilize said beach to throw one of the biggest shitfests in the entire country, Floatopia. This party is easily the... More »

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Waffles Loves Anthony Jeselnik's Tasteless One-Liners and You Will Too

by Waffles McButter | December 8, 2009 at 12:05 a.m.

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The Top 10 Celebrity Cheating Downgrades of All Time

by Waffles McButter | December 7, 2009 at 1:28 p.m.

So, due to the popularity of Tiger's apparent spree of infidelity, we've come up with a list of athletes and other celebrities who opted to fuck some wretched pirate hookers while they left their much more attractive... More »

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Snowed In? Let Fiery Porn Star Ashlyn Rae Melt Your Early Winter Blues Away

by Waffles McButter | December 5, 2009 at 11:36 p.m.

Ashlyn is a 19-year-old, red-head hottie from Arizona with plenty of films under her belt already. If you love the girl from next door" look you will certainly enjoy raping yourself to some of Ashlyn's finest work.... More »

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College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of the University of Miami

by Waffles McButter | December 3, 2009 at 2:00 p.m.

According to College Prowler, the girls at the University of Miami are grade-A beef, while the men only received a grade of B . This decline for the men probably occurred at the exact moment I snatched my diploma from... More »

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The Creators of 'The League' Explain the Show's Origins and Gear Up for the Playoffs

by Waffles McButter | December 3, 2009 at 12:07 p.m.

JACKIE & JEFF SCHAFFER: We tried to have characters that are instantly recognizable to anyone who's been in a league: the commissioner who started the league because he thought it would be fun, but now realizes he's... More »

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Ron Artest Likes to Sip a Little Hennessy at Halftime

by Waffles McButter | December 2, 2009 at 2:55 p.m.

In an interview with The Sporting News (I'm shocked that publication still exists), Artest said, "I used to drink Hennessy ... at halftime, I [kept it] in my locker. I'd just walk to the liquor store and get it."... More »

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Is Listening to Country Music Bro? What About Becoming a Gym Teacher?

by Waffles McButter | December 2, 2009 at 11:55 a.m.

Yo Bro, I don't listen to it as much as I used to, but I enjoy country music. Does that mean it's Bro? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. What it does mean is that I fucking like it and I am man and secure enough to... More »

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A Girl Asks: How Can I Convince a Guy to Just Be F-Buddies? (Updated with Screenshot Proof of Email!)

by Waffles McButter | December 1, 2009 at 12:18 p.m.

For the past two weeks I have been having wild sex with this guy I met and have firmly stated that I want nothing more than for him to fuck my brains out and then part our ways. A pretty cut and dry situation I would... More »

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The Man Who Taught Waffles Every Bad Word He Knows: The Diceman

by Waffles McButter | November 30, 2009 at 10:57 p.m.

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Team BroBible Takes Nascar by Storm

by Waffles McButter | November 25, 2009 at 4:00 p.m.

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From A-Z, the Peculiar Things That I Am Thankful For

by Waffles McButter | November 25, 2009 at 10:31 a.m.

"You're out of toilet paper but your counter is full of supplements. You don't eat out, but there's 40 pounds of chicken in the fridge. Your rent is always past due, but your gym dues are paid on time, every time. This... More »

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A Girl Asks if There's Any Sexual Act She Shouldn't Do with a New Guy

by Waffles McButter | November 23, 2009 at 12:42 p.m.

Dear Bra, I am going to keep it very simple and by the end of this I will probably have saved your asshole and your ego an ocean's worth of agony. Thanks are not required. But should you feel compelled to send us a... More »

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25 Mimic-Worthy Mustaches for Movember

by Waffles McButter | November 20, 2009 at 12:59 p.m.

Sam Elliot Tom Sellek Carl Weathers Dennis Eckersley Cheech Marin Frank Zappa Wilfred Brimley Burt Reynolds John Ratzenberger Richard Roundtree George Parros Dale... More »

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Boo Ya!! Vaccine Shots for AIDS and Herpes Are on the (Distant) Horizon

by Waffles McButter | November 18, 2009 at 4:27 p.m.

In just five years, five short years, some of these vaccines may be on the market (the point of the AP story, by the way, is that Big Pharma is turning to developing vaccines, which up until a couple years ago only... More »

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15 Great and Not-So-Great Places to Take a Dump in Public

by Waffles McButter | November 18, 2009 at 1:02 p.m.

Big Name Specialty Stores You might not want to be caught shopping there, but Bed Bath & Beyond is a great place to shit. Staples, Best Buy, Barnes & Noble, etc. are also fantastic when you're in a bind but your... More »

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Defining the Bro's Enemies, Plus Choosing the Worst and Sexiest American Accents

by Waffles McButter | November 17, 2009 at 12:33 p.m.

Dear JoeBro, You really had yourself a healthy rant there. Fuckin' A. Take a bow and then demand that someone give you head. From what I gathered from that smattering of awesome you just spewed, you want to know... More »

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Katrina Campins is a Reality TV Veteran -- and the Queen of Miami Real Estate

by Waffles McButter | November 16, 2009 at 12:30 p.m.

KC: While on "The Apprentice," I was invited to throw a few pitches and it was fun. My last pitch at the Marlin's game this year was particularly exciting since I was briefly prepared by the pitching coach and it... More »

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Vagina Restoration Surgery All the Rage in the U.K.

by Waffles McButter | November 13, 2009 at 12:10 p.m.

According to the article though, more and more women are getting Labioplastys (as the procedure is known) performed and for a multitude of reasons: "women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is... More »

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The 10 Most Regrettable Tattoos a Man Can Get

by Waffles McButter | November 12, 2009 at 12:36 p.m.

A Child's Face We get it, you're a proud father. But your daughter is uglier than shit, probably going to wind up becoming a whore, and by the looks of it she has a minor retardation or at the very least a learning... More »

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What's More Bro: Going Down on a Girl or Taking Her from Behind?

by Waffles McButter | November 10, 2009 at 3:01 p.m.

You just got done fucking a chick in the ass. What do you do now? Ill tell you what you do, you wash your dick and take a piss in her kitchen sink and then you go back to your frat or apartment and you get showered with... More »

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10 Douchebags Lash Out Over Their Love of Ed Hardy

by Waffles McButter | November 9, 2009 at 2:42 p.m.

So in the spirit of your beautiful hostility towards these tools, I wanted to get everyone an early Christmas present: a video of a douchebag wearing Ed Hardy being the victim of a brutal hate crime. I spent hours... More »

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Love the Accent, Hate the Foster's: How to Bag an Australian Chick

by Waffles McButter | November 6, 2009 at 11:36 a.m.

In my extremely biased and discriminatory opinion, you are going after the best that the rest of the world has to offer. Australian women not only have the sexiest and most tolerable accents but I also find them to be... More »

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15 Dogs For Real Men

by Waffles McButter | November 4, 2009 at 11:07 a.m.

The good news is that for single guys, or even for those who are in a relationship, there are still plenty of great dogs that can keep you looking less like a fudge packer and more like the masculine man that you... More »

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Who are the Top 10 Sexiest Cougars Over 40 in Hollywood?

by Waffles McButter | November 2, 2009 at 2:21 p.m.

Once a Hollywood starlet hits the age of 40 to 45 and becomes a "cougar," her shelf life of good looks is usually about 10 to 15 more years. Of course, there are those rare exceptions, but after a certain age, most... More »

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Is All Flow Good Flow?

by Waffles McButter | October 30, 2009 at 3:22 p.m.

Chaymie, This question couldn't have come at a more opportune time since we are closing in on our Name That Flow contest deadline. At this point, I would highly doubt that anyone out there is questioning just what... More »

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NSFW: Porn PA Howie Marks Finally Gets His Shot with a Porn Star...

by Waffles McButter | October 29, 2009 at 3:43 p.m.

D-day finally arrived after waiting anxiously for an entire week. An hour before my "present" showed up I decide to have a drink or two to calm my nerves a little. After all, I didn't know whom it would be (it could... More »

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11 Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas Guaranteed to Get You Laid

by Waffles McButter | October 29, 2009 at 11:15 a.m.

I took it upon myself to ask a few women about their thoughts on men's costumes and which ones would most cause their vaginal lips to flutter. All dames questioned basically would want to hook up with a guy whose... More »

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Think Work Sucks? The Philadelphia Lawyer Agrees

by Waffles McButter | October 28, 2009 at 3:20 p.m.

The Philadelphia Lawyer: To borrow from the title of the old Stones' record, I still get my ya yas out. But I've settled down considerably. I've a wife, a child, mortgage, and business interests to attend to. I fire the... More »

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Porn PA Howie Marks Answers BroBible Readers' Questions About the Porn Business!

by Waffles McButter | October 27, 2009 at 2:11 p.m.

Howie Marks: Well, to break in as a performer it's almost always a prerequisite that you have a moderately large and long penis. It just looks better on camera, especially when you're opening up the sex position so the... More »

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The All-Playboy Team: BroBible's Top 10 Slayers

by Waffles McButter | October 26, 2009 at 4:11 p.m.

Justin Timberlake Why he is the man: He is funnier than most cast members on "SNL" and he is incredibly wealthy because had the foresight to kick the other stooges from 'N SYNC to the curb. His resume includes a... More »

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My Girlfriend Wants Me to Strangle Her During Sex, Should I?

by Waffles McButter | October 23, 2009 at 11:56 a.m.

Chicks like yours are a rare but yet not heavily sought-after commodity. Most bros don't want a chick that would eat her own used tampon in the throws of passion. And even if we did, a guy's realistic shot of landing a... More »

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Waffles McButters' Top 10 Things to Do If You Become Unemployed

by Waffles McButter | October 22, 2009 at 10:24 a.m.

2. Get a Job You have plenty of time (13 months) to find something stable, so don't be too overzealous. For now, set the bar really low, as you have probably done your entire life -- thus your current predicament.... More »

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What the Seven Dwarves Were Really Thinking After Banging 'Ho White'

by Waffles McButter | October 19, 2009 at 12:32 p.m.

Happy: Delighted as always. I don't know why, but I cannot stand that this prick is always so God damn smitten with himself. On top of that, I hate the fucking look on his face in this picture, too. I'd like to stomp on... More »

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Top 10 Ways to Get Through Work With a Hangover

by Waffles McButter | October 16, 2009 at 11:51 a.m.

3. If you feel like you are definitely going to spew, induce it while you're at home and not in a bathroom stall at work while Fred from Accounting is next to you playing BrickBreaker while he unloads his asshole's... More »

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Stuck in the Friendzone: Should a Bro Make a Move?

by Waffles McButter | October 15, 2009 at 11:33 a.m.

JL, You are a freshman; this is not the time to get tangled up with one girl. This is the time to get tangled up with lots of girls, literally. You came to school a single man, your main objective needs to be... More »

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Beer Pong Banned in New York City? Waffles McButters Goes Off on the SLA

by Waffles McButter | October 14, 2009 at 5:28 p.m.

(By the way, the technical reason for the ban, according to Grub Street, is that the SLA's law "not only ... ban open-bar specials, but it also bans cheap-drink specials that amount to an open bar in the Authority's... More »

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Waffles McButter Opens Up the Mailbag

by Waffles McButter | October 14, 2009 at 11:55 a.m.

Don't you dare even think about apologizing to her. As a matter of fact, don't ever apologize unless you have done this to your girlfriend -- which would be a real shitbag move on your part. If you have to say something... More »

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Waffles McButters' Guide to Owning the Wedding Circuit in Your 20s

by Waffles McButter | October 13, 2009 at 3:32 p.m.

When it comes to weddings, sometimes all you have to do is just show up for everything and everyone will fall into your lap. Sadly, not all weddings set you up for a memorable experience. A wedding is always what you... More »

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Waffles McButters' Top 10 Ways to Survive a Road Trip Alone

by Waffles McButter | October 8, 2009 at 1:21 p.m.

3. Text message girls at your destination Going home to see your folks? Why not line up some late-night pussy for when mom and pop fall asleep? Take a trip down memory lane and blow your load between the cushions of... More »

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How Can You Tell When a Girl is DTF?

by Waffles McButter | October 6, 2009 at 12:02 p.m.

Try to avoid any situations where you approach two girls when one is questionable. I don't care if one of them looks like a potentially easy lay; if the other conducts herself in a rather cunty manner or has a boyfriend... More »

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Meet Howie Marks: A Modern Day Maverick Who Not Only Fights Cancer but Also Finds Time to Film Porn

by Waffles McButter | October 5, 2009 at 2:43 p.m.

HM: My parents don't know. They are pretty conservative so I definitely don't want them to know. But other members of my family know and they just keep quiet about it. My friends on the East Coast all know and love it;... More »

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Waffles Nominates David Letterman for 'Bro of the Week'

by Waffles McButter | October 2, 2009 at 12:50 p.m.

While we are on this topic, I think Letterman also deserves a round of applause for having the foresight to never get married until last March. He was with his girlfriend for 23 years before he finally married her, so... More »

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NSFW: The 10 Best Female Porn Stars

by Waffles McButter | September 30, 2009 at 4:31 p.m.

2. Tera Patrick 3. Stormy Daniels 4. Shyla Stylez 5. Audrey Bitoni 6. Jessica Jaymes 7. Amy Reid 8. Daisy Marie 9. Jenaveve Jolie 10. Nikki Benz Honorable Mention: Mindy... More »

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Tufts Implements 'Sexile' Rule, Forbidding Sex When Your Roommate is in the Top Bunk --- UPDATE: Tufts Senior Weighs In

by Waffles McButter | September 30, 2009 at 2:55 p.m.

Even if the rule could be enforced, how large of a douchebag would your roommate have to be to actually turn you in for getting laid? I'm guessing they'd have to be the heir to the Summer's Eve fortune. I cannot speak... More »

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Is It O.K. For a Guy to Get His Salad Tossed?

by Waffles McButter | September 29, 2009 at 11:47 a.m.

1) If you have to fart, fuckin' go for it. If a broad wants to juggle live grenades and eat your disgusting asshole then by God detonate a gas bomb right in her mouth. If she pukes, even better. 2) Don't let your... More »

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The Top 20 Workout Songs to Lift Anyone's Gym Funk

by Waffles McButter | September 24, 2009 at 1:14 p.m.

Even if no broads were around, music alone can save my workout, especially when I update my iPod with something new that will put me in that dark, motivated place I need to be to forge through it. And since we can't... More »

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A Girl Asks: Can a One-Night Stand Result in a Relationship?

by Waffles McButter | September 23, 2009 at 11:48 a.m.

If I cared enough (I don't) to do my due diligence on this subject, I am confident that statistically most relationships probably are not sprouted from a one-night stand. Why, you ask? Because beer goggles usually play... More »

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NSFW: 10 More of the Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded

by Waffles McButter | September 21, 2009 at 2:48 p.m.

The Sites: Empflix.com This site is legitimate, and it may just be the best site out there in regards to unique content. By unique I don't mean watching a Clydesdale fuck a girl to death, either. What I mean is that... More »

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University of Florida Campus Battles Swine Flu; With Three Gators Hit, Is Tebow Next?

by Waffles McButter | September 21, 2009 at 12:11 p.m.

ESPN reports that prior to the game against rival Tennessee, running back Jeff Demps, tight end Aaron Hernandez, and defensive end Jermaine Cunningham were experiencing pussy-like... I mean "flu-like" symptoms.... More »

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Pearl Jam Ditches the Politics, Keeps it Slow with New Album 'Backspacer'

by Waffles McButter | September 18, 2009 at 11:57 a.m.

From start to finish, in true Pearl Jam fashion, you can feel the sentiment in each track. But while much of Pearl Jam's early success can be attributed to Eddie's disparagement for parts of his childhood and the... More »

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The Battle for Cockbib Supremacy Wages On

by Waffles McButter | September 17, 2009 at 12:06 p.m.

Novelty or otherwise, I find this product to be dog shit. Two blatantly obvious pitfalls of these dick bibs is that their sayings are not only grossly unfunny but they are also inaccurate. "It's Showtime! These Nuts in... More »

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UFC Premiere Features Nate Diaz vs. 'The Young Assassin'

by Waffles McButter | September 16, 2009 at 6:14 p.m.

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Top 5 Things a Bro Should Never Wear

by Waffles McButter | September 16, 2009 at 3:44 p.m.

Ed Hardy Gear Each and every product that he has designed is a crime against humanity. I'd like to find Ed Hardy and shove both his hands in my fucking garbage disposal so he can never design anything ever again.... More »

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I Take Viagra, and So Should You

by Waffles McButter | September 15, 2009 at 12:19 p.m.

When male enhancement pills first hit the scene, they were met with resistance and they were only intended and prescribed to elderly men suffering from a limp dick. In the beginning, it was embarrassing to admit you had... More »

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Are Duke Football Players Pumping More than Iron?

by Waffles McButter | September 11, 2009 at 2:43 p.m.

Duke's home games are an excuse to tailgate and get obliterated, no one actually goes inside to watch their disgraceful play. Perhaps that's why it comes as no surprise that this year's squad has decided to ditch the... More »

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The 10 Greatest Michael Jordan Commercials Ever

by Waffles McButter | September 11, 2009 at 11:56 a.m.

Jordan and Spike Lee AKA "Mars Blackmon" (Nike): Be Like Mike (Gatorade): Frozen Moment (Nike): Failure (Nike): Michael and His Dad (Hanes): Jordan vs. Bird (McDonald's): Jordan vs. Bird,... More »

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The Top 10 Sneaker Styles of the Last 25 Years

by Waffles McButter | September 10, 2009 at 1:35 p.m.

2. Nike -- Air Max 1 Before Nike figured out how to make an entire sole an air bubble, the Nike Air Max 1s were the hottest shit money could buy. In 1987, the Air Max 1 took the footwear world by storm and propelled... More »

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How Do I Convince My Girl That the Carpet Doesn't Always Have to Match the Curtains?

by Waffles McButter | September 9, 2009 at 2:47 p.m.

If you really see her being your girlfriend someday, don't let this be a deal breaker, be open and honest about the situation. Use subtle hints at first if you have to. Talk about how you groomed yourself earlier that... More »

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The Top 10 Songs of Summer '09

by Waffles McButter | September 3, 2009 at 2:48 p.m.

"Waking Up In Vegas" by Katy Perry "Down" by Jay Sean featuring Lil Wayne "Knock You Down" by Keri Hilson featuring Ne-Yo and Kanye West "Every Girl" by Young Money and Lil Wayne "Best I Ever... More »

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Virtual Golf Finds Its Way to Manhattan, Concrete Be Damned

by Waffles McButter | September 3, 2009 at 12:00 p.m.

When our friend Lauren had informed us that we would be playing virtual golf, I initially visualized a few of the elementary golf simulators I have seen in my day. Well, Bros, the PGA Tour simulator at Golf Manhattan is... More »

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I'm Smarter Than a Fifth Grader but Dumber Than My Girlfriend, HELP!

by Waffles McButter | September 2, 2009 at 10:56 a.m.

There is nothing wrong with being competitive and wanting to be the best (everyman should), but sometimes you have to concede that there are going to be people in your life -- in this case your girlfriend -- that are... More »

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The Top 20 Colleges to Attend for At Least One Semester

by Waffles McButter | August 31, 2009 at 1:30 p.m.

Year 2, Fall Semester: University of Southern California USC would have made this list based on their football team's achievements alone but having an attractive student body and being minutes away from Hermosa Beach... More »

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A Fine Example of How Not to Call a Girl

by Waffles McButter | August 28, 2009 at 2:39 p.m.

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Michael Vick Returns But You Should Go Out and Get Drunk

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 5:13 p.m.

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Tell Us Your Insane College Stories

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 4:44 p.m.

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BroBible Wants YOU....To Be a College Campus Rep This Semester.

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 3:56 p.m.

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Top 5 Pick-Up Lines You Should Probably Never Use

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 2:57 p.m.

5. "My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?" Pure unrefined gold is what that line is. If this works, you better fuck this girl's asshole until one of you goes into cardiac arrest. If it's her... More »

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Drake, Kanye, Eminem & Lil Wayne Tell Us About "Forever"

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 12:54 p.m.

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Is She Filthy? (We Sure Hope So)

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 11:04 a.m.

If you like what you see and you yearn for more girls (and much more graphic images than I am allowed to show) check out Is She Filthy? (Note: In the spirit of full disclosure, I looked at every picture on this site and... More »

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Obama Eulogizes, Vick Debuts and Tiger Hunts

by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 9:54 a.m.

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The Top 10 Things You Should Never Do at a Strip Club

by Waffles McButter | August 26, 2009 at 12:50 p.m.

8. Don't try to fondle the girls A lap dance isn't an open invitation for you to bury your fist in her vagina. Conduct such as fingering, getting pipe jobs, and even sex might fly in the champagne room -- depending on... More »

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My Girlfriend Cheated on Me. What Should I Do?

by Waffles McButter | August 24, 2009 at 12:44 p.m.

Unlike you, I, thankfully, have never been on the wrong side of infidelity. But I know what you're going through: confusion, heartache, and newly developed trust issues. Meanwhile, your two-timing girlfriend only has to... More »

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The Top 10 Must Haves For Every Off-Campus College House

by Waffles McButter | August 20, 2009 at 1:35 p.m.

3. Kegerator These days, you can pick one of these up, brand new, for about five hundred bucks -- potentially less if you go on Craigslist and get it used. A pricey contraption, no doubt, but always having alcohol on... More »

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Your Flip Flops are Trying to Kill You

by Waffles McButter | August 19, 2009 at 10:05 a.m.

During the segment, Dr. Philip M. Tierno Jr. (AKA "Dr. Germ"), director of clinical microbiology and immunology at New York University's Langone Medical Center said that, "These bacteria detected indicate obviously that... More »

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How Hot Does a Girl Have to Be to Overlook the Fact That She's a Moron?

by Waffles McButter | August 18, 2009 at 3:39 p.m.

If you are looking to simply fuck this girl, than I am wasting my precious time even writing this because if a girl is hot enough and you are single, as long she had all the necessary motor functions to complete the... More »

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The Waffles McButter Experiment Is Now Over

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 4:56 p.m.

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Can You Date a Girl Who's Out of Your League?

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 4:20 p.m.

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The 5 Keys to Hooking Up with Incoming Freshmen

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 3:05 p.m.

3. How to make sure the young lass doesn't cling to you - If the girl is a freshman and you have a one night stand with her, keeping her from clinging is easy. Just don't give her your number. By the second month of... More »

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And the BroBible T.W.A.T.T. Award Goes Too...

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 1:48 p.m.

Oh Rihanna, you could have atleast included your face. And lets not forget Cassie with her silky smooth areolas. Then there is the walking abomination. No introduction needed for this one. More »

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Jadakiss, DMX and other Ruff Ryders tell us "Who's Real"

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 12:45 p.m.

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Top 10 Rules for Any Fantasy Football Draft

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 12:30 p.m.

2) Women team owners are strictly prohibited. It doesn't matter if they can speak intelligently about football, are void of any facial hair or can take a punch. So long as they still bleed from their gash -- or they... More »

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Vick Becomes an Eagle as Tiger Continues to Soar

by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 9:51 a.m.

In completely unrelated news, Tiger Woods is off to a blazing start at the PGA Championship. Rolling with the momentum from his last two victories, Tiger carded a 5 under-par 67 in Thursday's first round. A few big... More »

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The Waffles McButters Mutiny Is Almost Upon Us

by Waffles McButter | August 13, 2009 at 3:07 p.m.

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Just 48 Hours Until My Arrival... Are You Ready?

by Waffles McButter | August 12, 2009 at 1:39 p.m.

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15 Ways to Tell if You are a Sex Addict

by Waffles McButter | August 11, 2009 at 2:55 p.m.

2. You've fucked the gasoline tank of your car. With gas prices so high these days, it might not be a bad idea to experiment with alternative fuel sources. 3. Your family no longer allows you to "stuff the turkey"... More »

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The Top 5 Types of Male Cockblockers

by Waffles McButter | August 10, 2009 at 1:22 p.m.

The Shit Talker: This dick bag has nothing to offer any woman, intellectually or anatomically. His method of cockblocking consists of him pointing out all your flaws so she'll pick him over you. Now if you're... More »

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A Letter of Explanation to a One-Night Stand

by Waffles McButter | August 5, 2009 at 2:57 p.m.

Based on my prior sexual history and most notably the lack of any latex scent on my genitalia, it is a good assumption that we failed to use any form of contraception. I suppose I am at fault for that, but just for the... More »

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The Top 10 Worst Situations to Get an Erection

by Waffles McButter | August 4, 2009 at 3:08 p.m.

3. During a high school wrestling match The last thing a straight man wants to be called is "gay," but if you suddenly have a case of penile rigamortis in your singlet, mid-match, your fate for the rest of your high... More »

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The Question: How Do I Stop a Female Cockblocker?

by Waffles McButter | July 30, 2009 at 12:30 p.m.

The 5th Stringer: This is the swine you mentioned in your question. Her motives are obvious, she trying to obtain the unobtainable, and while she'll certainly fuck you, my guess is that you'd be less disgusted with... More »

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South Carolina Man Arrested for 'Buggery' (and Yes, the Horse Faked It)

by Waffles McButter | July 29, 2009 at 4:13 p.m.

According to this article, Rodell was recently "charged with buggery and trespassing after a woman who owns Lazy B Stables on Coates Road in the Wampee section of Horry County told officers she caught the suspect having... More »

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20 Questions for the Creator of the Quality of Sex-Measuring iPhone App

by Waffles McButter | July 29, 2009 at 1:23 p.m.

4. What if I'm a screamer? Sometimes I weep after sex, will that cause a deduction? 5. Are points deducted if the girl's head hits the wall and she slips into a coma? And will the duration of the coma have an adverse... More »

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The Top 10 Worst People Who Work at Your Office

by Waffles McButter | July 27, 2009 at 2:07 p.m.

7. Megaphone Mouth: You are easily 100 yards away yet I can hear every fucking word you're saying -- even with headphones on. Apparently it would take nothing short of a sonic boom to drown out your voice. This... More »

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An Open Letter to Tim Tebow Regarding His Virginity

by Waffles McButter | July 24, 2009 at 12:40 p.m.

I have thought long and hard about this, at least five good minutes, and I am having trouble figuring this whole thing out. Whenever I meet a 22-year-old virgin, I am completely disgusted, especially if it's a person in... More »

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Waffles Offers Up Advice for BroSophocles's Clinger Woes

by Waffles McButter | July 23, 2009 at 4:44 p.m.

STOP ANSWERING HER CALLS/TEXTS: I understand that when you're drunk your dick takes over and all he wants to do is go shopping at "the gap" but you need to be stronger than that or you will never rid yourself of this... More »

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Should Girls Wear Makeup or Leave the Painting to Picasso?

by Waffles McButter | July 22, 2009 at 11:53 a.m.

The Man's POV: Speaking in generalities, some guys like when a girl wears loads of makeup; this bewilders me since most men that I associate with would prefer to be accompanied by a girl with a more natural look, not... More »

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The Debate: Should Bros Stop Using Condoms and Just Pull Out Every Time?

by Waffles McButter | July 21, 2009 at 4:01 p.m.

1. Condoms fucking suck. It's no great secret that latex-free sex feels fantastic. For anyone who has never had unprotected sex, I weep for you. 2. Condoms cost money, especially if your buying them at the last... More »

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The Fat 5: The NFL Coaches Who Could Replace Their Entire O-Lines

by Waffles McButter | July 17, 2009 at 10:47 a.m.

Rex Ryan: He should swap last names with Rex Grossman, because this two-ton beast is just that: a fucking gross man. Rex is a true example of being a product of one's environment: his father Buddy Ryan was a... More »

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The Fat 5: The Most Gloriously Rotund Coaches in College Football

by Waffles McButter | July 16, 2009 at 12:00 p.m.

Mark Mangino, Kansas: This portly fella looks like a cross between an overweight infant and Jabba the Hut. To say he has a weight problem would be like saying Mel Gibson has a minor beef with Jews. His arteries... More »

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A Girl Asks, Am I His Girlfriend or Just Another Notch on His Belt?

by Waffles McButter | July 13, 2009 at 11:26 a.m.

By this point in time you probably would have hoped to hear him mutter the phrase, "Will you be my girlfriend?" or even "Hey sexy thang, let's say you and me go steady." But instead all he ever says is, "Let's eat a... More »

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The 10 Essential Characteristics to Look for in a Serious Girlfriend or Wife

by Waffles McButter | July 9, 2009 at 4:27 p.m.

Hobbies/Personal Interests: After a stunning face, a toned body, and being a minx in the sack, this is a vital component to any keeper. You and your girl don't have to be identical interest twins, but if you love sports... More »

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Scraping the Bottom of the Mail Bag for Squirters, Phantom Boners, and the Ass-to-Tits Ratio

by Waffles McButter | July 8, 2009 at 12:54 p.m.

Dear No-Reasoner, I'll tell you what gives, friend: You have an ultra-sensitive cock and no dick control, welcome to life as a man. My instincts tell me that you either haven't reached puberty, you take some sort of... More »

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The 10 Hottest Child-Molesting Teachers in American History

by Waffles McButter | July 1, 2009 at 1:37 p.m.

3. Christine Spaich, 28 If you stare into her steely gaze long enough, your penis will turn to stone, rendering you frozen for just long enough for her to sexually molest you. And if you try to resist or fight back,... More »

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The Question: Should I Tell My Friend He's Getting My Sloppy Seconds?

by Waffles McButter | June 29, 2009 at 2:31 p.m.

In the instance that your best friend is dating one of your one-night stands, tell him what happened. Even if she was dead sober, assure him that you were both drunk. Also, tell him how long ago the one-night stand took... More »

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Finding Old Faithful in a Jersey Shore Beach House

by Waffles McButter | June 26, 2009 at 12:46 p.m.

JB: "I just drove two fucking hours and you are going to sit here and tell me about some horseshit age policy? It's not my fault that your uneducated staff of retards let us book our room. Let me speak to your goddamn... More »

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The Question: Should I Be Honest About My Sex Number, And Should I Believer Hers?

by Waffles McButter | June 24, 2009 at 1:32 p.m.

I shared that story, aside from my obvious jealousy over how well she did over a three-day span, to make a point that asinine multipliers and sexual equations are never going to get you to a girl's real number or a... More »

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The 10 Ugliest Child-Molesting Teachers in American History

by Waffles McButter | June 23, 2009 at 12:40 p.m.

2 & 3. Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera, 26 Whoever said, "Two heads is better than one," never laid eyes on this gruesome twosome. Forget getting raped or fondled by these two, my heart goes out to their parents.... More »

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Why Dry Humping Never Leads to Anything Good

by Waffles McButter | June 19, 2009 at 3:49 p.m.

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The Question: My Ex Won't Stop Calling Me... Two Years Later

by Waffles McButter | June 18, 2009 at 11:58 a.m.

Often times when a couple breaks up both people are relieved in the beginning, so pleased to meet new people and reintroduce themselves to the friends they stonewalled for the past two years. But then something worthy... More »

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The Question: How Can I Get My Girl to Go Further in the Bedroom?

by Waffles McButter | June 16, 2009 at 1:07 p.m.

I will base my advice on the assumption that you are still in high school. The fact that your girlfriend is a virgin and she refuses to give you pipe jobs, leads me to that conclusion. If by some chance that is wrong... More »

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Our Top 10 Favorite Criminal Athletes... and What They Were Probably Drinking at the Time

by Waffles McButter | June 15, 2009 at 3:59 p.m.

Tank Johnson His 2006 arrest was for weapons charges after police raided his house and found six firearms and four small Mexican children (actually, the little Latinos detail is pure speculation on my part). In an... More »

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A Girl Asks How Much Cleavage is Too Much Cleavage?

by Waffles McButter | June 11, 2009 at 2:49 p.m.

Conversation: Men like it when women can relate to them. So having similar interests is always a plus. And by that I don't mean sparking up a conversation around how much you enjoy fisting yourself. He will already... More »

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How Far Can You Stretch 'It's Not Really Cheating If...'?

by Waffles McButter | June 9, 2009 at 11:16 a.m.

What got me really thinking, though -- a painful undertaking for my brain, mind you -- were your assumptions about my general attitude towards women and my bedside manner. I will admit my wandering eye and range-roving... More »

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The 10 Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded

by Waffles McButter | June 3, 2009 at 1:15 p.m.

Youjizz.com As in, "if you stroke your dick to our smut, you jizz!" With several clips topping the 90-minute mark, you won't leave disappointed, as long as you jizz. One alarming headline I noticed on the main page... More »

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Bros or Booty? One Man's Dilemma.

by Waffles McButter | June 1, 2009 at 2:38 p.m.

If the above scenario were to take place between the hours of 2 and 3 a.m., then I find it perfectly acceptable for you to go philander in the pants of some young lady. As a matter of fact, anytime this happens after 2... More »

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Why Your Facebook Status Updates Give Me Painful Gas

by Waffles McButter | May 28, 2009 at 2:19 p.m.

Since I would never update my Facebook status when I perform a mundane task such as feeding myself, brushing my teeth, or watching soft-core porn with my grandmother, I can't even begin to fathom what stokes these... More »

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The Question: Should I Take Home the Fat Girl?

by Waffles McButter | May 26, 2009 at 4:51 p.m.

But on the other hand you have your pride and your friends who will make fun of you till the cows come home about bringing an actual cow home. At least bring them some freshly squeezed milk to enjoy while they make fun... More »

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Douchebag Father Calls Cops on Douchebag Son (Annotated)

by Waffles McButter | May 19, 2009 at 3:20 p.m.

Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son -- who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford -- threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to... More »

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The Question: Help! My Live-In Girlfriend Hates That I Still Masturbate

by Waffles McButter | May 19, 2009 at 2:44 p.m.

My suspicion is that your girlfriend's main issue with this whole scenario isn't the fact that you are ringing your cock's neck without her; but the fact that you are doing it while fantasizing about other women -- hot,... More »

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Is Spencer Pratt the Biggest Douchebag in America?

by Waffles McButter | May 14, 2009 at 2:18 p.m.

1. Fuck you for judging me; my childhood was a nightmare -- my parents showered me with love and I lived in the suburbs. 2. Heidi's face looks like one of my used condoms -- long and droopy -- and Spencer's... More »

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The Art of the One-Night Stand

by Waffles McButter | May 12, 2009 at 1:05 p.m.

Drinking: Do drink, but only enough to get your confidence up. Approaching a group of girls isn't for everyone and a little bit of liquid courage might do you some good. Don't ingest so much booze that you lose... More »

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The Top 10 Characters Working Out at Your Gym

by Waffles McButter | May 2, 2009 at 9:41 a.m.

2. Captain Poor Form: This fragile gent is the gym's leading candidate to develop a tethered spinal cord. When I glance over and witness the Captain perform a set of any exercise, part of me wants to help him and say,... More »

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My First Trip to a Gunshow and I Get Shot At With a Crossbow

by Waffles McButter | May 1, 2009 at 2:27 p.m.

(Side Note: Sadly, my sweet riot baton lives under my bed and has never been used to pleasure a woman or to physically harm a homeless man. But if you try and fuck with me I'll break it off in your ass. Know that.)... More »

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The Elite (and Not So Elite) 8 Porn Fetishes on the Web

by Waffles McButter | April 29, 2009 at 12:28 p.m.

4. Feet: This one boggles my mind. I wonder, what goes through a man's head while he's buttering his loaf to foot porn? "Oh God, I can't take it, her big toe is the shape of a light bulb.... sweet Jesus, just look at... More »

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