• Tonight's photos: Olga Kurylenko in Complex [Complex]
  
• The 50 Funniest ESPN Commercials of All Time. [Bleacher Report]
• The 7 most badass women in history. [Guyism]
• Maxim's best photos of hot girls who are sweaty. [Maxim]
• Tisk. Tisk. Jenna Shea has her clothes on in bed. [Gorilla Mask]
• Bugs Bunny's 70th birthday this week,  here's the eight greatest Bugs Bunny music gags of all time. [Ranker]
• Funny rejected Jersey Shore Products . [College Humor]
• Hilary Duff is going to hook 'em horns. [Popoholic]
• The 15 hottest X-Games chicks of all time. [Bleacher Report]
• Interesting facts about sex. [Ned Hardy]
• Best thing I've read today: "How to use your two-year old child as a drug mule." [Smoking Jacket]
• The 20 hottest pictures of Lindsay Lohan. [Heavy]
•  The 30 Funniest Restaurant Menu Items. [Manofest]
• Guy finds an Ansel Adams photograph worth $200 million at a garage sale. [Barstool NYC]

Waaaaaaaaay more photos of Olga Kurylenko and some spectacular links after the jump.

I am often approached by buddies regarding issues, people, or trends with the question, "Is that sweet?" In fact, I often ask myself the same question. With this in mind, each Friday I will hopefully provide some clarity to this question. Check out what was Sweet the last few weeks here. 

What's Sweet

• Casually bringing a beer into the shower with you past the age of 25.
• Rolling to the bar solo because you got hankering for a brew and good tunes.
• Finding out a girl from home who used to be prude is now a huge slut.
• Slapping the waitress's ass to let her know the crushed red pepper is spot on.

With the college football season looming, it's time for me to get to work and start analyzing the field. Starting with the SEC today, I will break down each of the major conferences in college football on a few key points over the next month: 2009 overall record, conference record, division rank, bowl game if applicable; key losses on O; key losses on D; key additions through recruitment and transfers; and 2010 prediction/preview. Hopefully you guys will read these articles and bet with your bookies accordingly. Thanks to my friend Joe for his research and help. 

SEC East

1. Florida

2009 Record: 13-1, 8-1 (1st in SEC East); lost to Alabama in SEC Championship game; beat Cincinnati in Sugar Bowl

Key Losses on Offense: QB Tim Tebow, C Maurkice Pouncey

Key Losses on Defense: CB Joe Haden, LB Brandon Spikes

Key Additions: DT Sharrif Floyd, DB Matt Elam

2010 Prediction: For the first time since 2006, the Gators won’t have Jesus… I mean Tebow taking snaps. John Brantley was considered one of the most talented QBs in the SEC while backing up Tebow, so most of the Gators’ success will depend on how quickly he adapts to the role of starter and escapes from under Tebow’s shadow. The Gators also lose some All-SEC performers on defense in Joe Haden and Brandon “the eye-gouger” Spikes, but Urban Meyer has enough talent on the roster to replace them. Even with all the arrests (24 players since 2005!), the new NCAA investigation into Mike Pouncey, and drama around Meyer’s three-week retirement, Florida is still the team to beat in the East.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you've been on the internet today, you've probably already read this here, here, here, or here.  ESPNLosangeles.com briefly published a profile by Arash Markazi about LeBron poppin' bottles like a G6 at the Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. The piece was online earlier today, but then the World Wide Leader decided to yank the story, thus removing all traces of its existence from their website, claiming "The draft was inadvertently put on the server before going through the usual editorial process." That shit wouldn't fly here at BroBible. It shouldn't fly at ESPN, either. Here's the juicy Spark Notes version about LBJ's Vegas bender, which probably didn't begin around Barstow, somewhere on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold:

• He's flanked by body guards in the club.
• Chicks want him.
• He practices his jump shot on the casino floor.
• Go-go dancers "dressed in skimpy red and black outfits" bring out a cake and "raise four lettered placards that spell out 'KING'."
• In the club, he walks around "a couple of apparently nude women in a bathtub full of water and rose petals."
• He has an "impromptu dance-off" with Lamar Odom to California Swag District's "Teach Me How to Dougie." 
• He gets served "bottle after bottle of "Ace of Spades" champagne" by a waiter on a flying trapeze and says, "I wish they'd have one of these girls with no panties do that instead of the guy." 

Yawn. He's neither Raul Duke nor Dr. Gonzo. But still, read the profile here. Sound off after the jump. My take's down there as well.

For more than five decades, Wile E. Coyote has been toiling under the hot Southwestern sun, trying to catch the fleet-of-foot Road Runner. The Coyote alone has kept Acme in business all these years, despite the fact that every contraption he buys from the company is as faulty as a BP oil pump. The Road Runner, meanwhile, continues to race around the desert unscathed, even cashing in on his fame with one of the few dot.com-era IPOs that still remains in business today.

But a recently unearthed alternate ending of the very first Coyote vs. Road Runner cartoon, "Fast and Furry-ous," reveals that one of the Coyote's earliest plans actually worked, and he in fact caught the Road Runner. We're guessing the Warner Bros. big wigs, realizing they could make a recurring series out of the duo's escapades if the Road Runner kepting getting away, jumped in at the last second to save the bird and let him Beep-Beep for another day.

O.K., actually, that's only sort of true. The video after the jump is indeed the very first cartoon of the Coyote vs. Road Runner from 1949, but the alternate ending was created by a modern-day animator, who, legend has it, was commissioned by a Japanese man who was sick and tired of seeing the Coyote lose. An Argentinian YouTube user called “Lafacukur" recently uploaded the video to the web. The alternate ending comes around the 3:30 mark. Check it out after the jump. 

Each Wednesday, FreshNewTracks.com supplies us with at least five sick tracks over several genres, as well as a little eye candy (see: above). The entire archive can be found here. For more music, head over to FreshNewTracks.com. This week's freshness is after the jump.

We saw this on Barstool Boston this morning and again in the Brommunity, and so had to write something up real quick about it because it's flat-out absurd. A bunch of kids threw a rager in a mountain house rental after graduating high school. They are now being charged $23,783 for damages to the rental house. This place must have looked like the penthouse at the Oriental Hotel after Billy Idol's infamous one night in Bangkok. Is the landlord out of his skull?

If you grew up west of the Delaware River or northeast of the Hudson, there's a pretty good chance you view New Jersey as either a giant Turnpike between Philly and New York or a foreign land of diners, wacky idiosyncrasy, and "Sopranos" or Springsteen-seeded folklore. Andy Warhol once joked that "the mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey." Unfortunately, he was referring to the mutant bloodsuckers that fester and breed in one of the state's 116 Superfund sites, not Snooki.

Before JWoww and The Situation ultimately disappoint us by taking their hair gel, spray tans, and new-found celebrity egos to South Beach for the second season of "Jersey Shore" Thursday night, we've rounded-up the 100 hottest Jersey women in the public eye. Unlike most of the New York-raised "Jersey Shore" crew, this diverse list of smoke shows boast just as much of a connection to New Jersey as Sinatra, Bon Jovi, and Jay and Silent Bob. We don't know if these Jersey tomatoes know how to pump their own gas or make left turns without a jughandle, but we do know they've once called the Garden State home, in one way or another. List in no particular order after the jump. 

• Tits and Bass: 136 hottest photos of girls fishing [COED]
• Booth Babes of Comic-Con 2010 [Maxim]
• Top 15 sports awards/records that should be returned [Bleacher Report]
• Hot girl getting shocked by an invisible dog fence [Guyism]
• The 25 best redneck wedding pictures [College Humor]
• Tiffany Joy Santos goes all naughty schholgirl on us [Gorilla Mask]
   

 More delicious links after the jump...

 Our friends at ThisSongIsSick.com pitched us a music feature on Tuesday afternoons called Two Times Tuesday, a weekly playlist combining both uptempo bangers and downbeat chill songs. For previous playlists, click here. Check out this week's playlist and downloads after the jump.

Earlier we asked you where you thought Terrell Owens should sign. Now we know the answer: T.O. is joining forces with Chad Ochocinco in Cincinnati (as we hoped). Here's how @OGOchocinco reported it on Twitter:

Here's what's worth watching on TV tonight...

7 p.m.: "E: 60" (ESPN)

8 p.m.: "Hell's Kitchen" (FOX), "Wipeout" (ABC), "Breakthrough with Tony Robbins" (NBC)

9 p.m.: "Master Chef" (FOX), "Deadliest Catch" (DSC), 

10 p.m.: "Rescue Me" (FX), "Deadliest Warrior" (Spike)

11 p.m.: "Louie" (FX)

Tonight's late-night lineup is after the jump along with another funny clip from 'Louie':

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Waffles,

I received an invitation to the wedding of a slampiece I used to bang in college. Initially, I transferred the invitation to the trash can (the last thing I want to do is give any hint I give a shit about her), but recently her younger sister (who is also the maid of honor in the wedding) has been inviting herself over for late-night booty calls. This got me to thinking. Would it be better to show up to the wedding with the main goal of banging her sister afterwards, or stick to the initial plan of not showing up?

Best,

BROrthopedic surgeon