"It tastes real good for the kids and shit."
Tough to keep it all straight.
PROMOTED BY BUD LIGHT
Where do I go I want to live now that college is over?
That question obviously has nothing to do with golf.
These two are a match made in heaven. Deadmau5 has a pretty awesome way of explaining the video, too:
Sexting is everywhere these days: People are sexting at home, at work, in their cars, in their bathtubs.
Can I rant here for a second? I really hate it when people take videos of other people enjoying themselves at concerts.
Rough hairstyle to walk around town with, looks like he has a fucking beaver pelt placed across the top of his head.
Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story.
Someone has cool parents.
This guy is out of his mind.
Caucasians have a good team.
This evening, like the rest of the Twitter, I slammed beers and watched Sharknado 2.
Back at the start of the summer I posted a video of Chance the Rapper performing an absolutely beautiful version of the Arthur cartoon theme
Do you know a teenager? If the answer to that question is "yes," do you have a hard time communicating with them because of the
Not like, literally, dude. Gross.
Some things in life are just too important to screw up. Pouring the perfect pint of beer is one of them.
Mooching at its finest.
The beef goes digital.
Dude, you got called the fuck out after your little meltdown. AWK. WARD. Baby's yours, bitch.
Wait...the police DON'T handle meth purity issues?
I love watching Russell Brand pick-apart just how silly and stupid the American mainstream news media is.
Prepare to feel.
OK, I know what I'm doing this weekend: Finding a hill, throwing a table at the bottom of it, and playing slip 'n slide flip
The man is nuts.
It would really suck to be Justin Verlander's buddy right now.